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Caption Corner

Here's the next picture, come and have a go!

cricket

"we've been called up for the tests because we couldn't do any worse"
First: "Ashes" Second "Bless you"

Meet the two top Aussie cricketers: Ken Garoo & Billy Bong!
(sent in by Biker Nigel from Morecambe)

"These rules have got me stumped; do you want an apple?"
(sent in by Philip Lyon)

"I told you I was THERMO MAN, if you don't give me the bat!!! Up it Goes!"
(sent in by Garry Grant Davidson)

"I thought you said we were going to see Jimmy Cricket"
(sent in by Keith Wiseman)

"Are we really playing Australia?"
(sent in by Frank and Pam)

"Take your ball, take your bat and leave this croquet green immediately!"
(sent in by Don Kirkham)

"Where I come from they call this lunch!"
(sent in by Valerie)

"If you rub my groin again with that ball you'll get this bat wrapped
around your head"
(sent in by Martin Reynolds)

"Are you sure this is irish football?"
"I'll swap you this ball for the bat and stupid hat"
"We have so much in common, my place or yours?"
"Would you like to rub my balls?"
"You lost the toss, you wear the stupid hat"
"Oh go on, let's sell it on e-bay and buy and buy a badminton set"
"It's not my fault you bought a jumper with no arms"
"I told you, you dont have to be able to play cricket to play for England, you just have to look the part."
(sent in by John Drury)

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"What do you mean this isn't a light snack!!!"

bloke with his finger on fire

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