do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
do prisoners use to call each other?
do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
do you call cheese that isn't yours?
do you call Santa's helpers?
do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
do you get from a pampered cow?
do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you?
A pool table.
is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
do you get virgin wool from?
are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.
do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.