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Something for the "older woman"....
older woman
What do you mean older?

Sent in by Debbie Aiken from Morecambe.

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Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old. As long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our chests. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.. But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flushes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let ageing get you down...It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing

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