woman can have the body of a 21-year-old. As long as she buys him
a few drinks first.
memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as
sharp as it used to be.
how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body
are just prone to swinging.
scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
I've reached my sexpiration date.
our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided
we get cable or that dish thing.
good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our chests.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.
days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast
tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.. But they
haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
think of it as getting hot flushes. Think of it as your inner child
playing with matches.
let ageing get you down...It's too hard to get back up.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because
you stop laughing