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Aries

You will be able to express yourself with more confidence and financially you should consider making money through a hobby or pastime. Yes those knitted legwarmers will make a comeback.

Leo
This is very much an optimistic year, more of an adventurous year too where travel is concerned. Instead of Blackpool for your holidays, try St Annes.

Sagittarius
Jupiter is your ruler and because it is in a fellow Fire sign the indication is that you will be well and truly fired with enthusiasm where work is concerned. Your morning Crunchie from the new snack machine makes all the difference to your working day.

E A R T H S I G N S

Taurus
Jupiters optimism and wisdom will inspire more and more confidence in you as the year moves on. A need in you now to find an inner calm and tranquility in your home, but don't worry, they'll be back at school next week.

Virgo
This is a year when your light will shine through to others. Put some nets up or there'll be trouble.

Capricorn
This is a year for those of you Capricorns who are clever at making use of all resources. A business enterprising time when you could actually reap all the benefits of your experience. Get out the sticky backed plastic and washing-up bottles and apply for that longed-for job on Blue Peter.

A I R

Gemini
By nature you are curious, taking an interest in a wide variety of subjects. This is a year to actually take things a step further, expand your mind and specialise in a chosen subject. This is certainly a year of opportunity when you will have both mental energy and inspiration at your disposal. A year when it is possible to find greater fulfillment in your life. Quit your job and get a proper one.

Libra
A great deal of your happiness lies in tuning in to new ideas and new social trends, mixing and working with people whom you can communicate with on an equal level, friends and associates who will show you new aspects of life. That job behind the bar of the local really makes a difference.

Aquarius
This is a year when you could find a deeper meaning in your existing long term relationship. A year when new contracts are signed and certain legal affairs settled, so you'll either buy a new house or get bail.

W A T E R

Cancer
You will be made more aware than ever this year that your values are changing, that it isn’t easy to settle for second best. Dump him/her.

Scorpio
More than ever now a feeling that you must get ahead and show not only your strong leadership qualities but also your caring and compassionate nature where others are concerned. Apply for the boss's job.

Pisces
Anything which is dull and repetitive seems really pointless to you, makes you feel dull and unresponsive to your everyday world. Anything which is dull and repetitive seems really pointless to you, makes you feel dull and unresponsive to your everyday world. Anything which is dull and repetitive seems really pointless to you, makes you feel dull and unresponsive to your everyday world. Sorry.

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