Ludicrous lists

Listen here bossman...

1. Tell the boss you'll "send the boys round" if they don't authorise your pay rise.
2. Admit you traded in your company car for a two week holiday in Ibiza.
3. Set up your own S&M dungeon in the stationery cupboard.
4. Bring a sleeping bag to work for those little afternoon naps.
5. Pawn your computer because you're skint till payday.
6. Never wash, shave, put on deodorant or change your clothes.
7. Call the boss to your desk, call him "Sonny" and tell him his work isn't up to scratch.
8. Start a one-man/woman Mexican wave every time someone leaves their desk.
9 Phone in sick, then turn up late in afternoon drunk and tell everyone in your office that you love them.
10. Set up a drinks cabinet in your desk and hold themed parties there every day.