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It's Budget day and we are looking for a amusing caption for Phil White's cartoon.

So, go on.  Let your creative juices flow and come up with an amusing caption for this cartoon! So send Phil your best shot using the form below. After some careful vetting we'll post the best of the rest on-line tomorrow.

This of course isn't a competition - it's just for fun - so please don't expect a prize of any shape, size or sort!

Here are a few we have already received;

Della: I'll have the High-Rise Tax Souffle with the Honeyed VAT reduction on the side...and we'll wash it down with a bottle of Cabernet Moneygone.

Mosher Lad: Garcon My fly has soup on it!

Barbie: ...no plates or cutlery please you gotta be posh to be privileged!

Keith:  Wot a mess darling......are we really expected to swallow it?

Andy Monty: I'm sorry sir but the money you just paid is incorrect, You forgot my 2% tip for corking the wine!

Roger S: What no price list? Our budget is in hell.

Traffic Simon T: Waiter Darling to paying customer: "Look, I know I've already borrowed your fork to stir the beans, but if you give me your knife, I'll butter the toast too."

Mac: How would I like my goose? Well cooked!

Sherri: Don't worry, just put it on expenses!!!

Bert in Holland: You can order anything you like dear, as long as it is under 4 pounds

Phil: …a bit dry and frankly hard to swallow!

Helen S: It’s okay Honey – we’ll scrap the car tomorrow – have the Chardonnay!

Sue C: ….otherwise I’ll have the Humble Pie!

Edgar: So that’ll be 2 on the rocks with one toad in the hole…..

Paul the Decorator:  Okay – the washing up it is then!

Paul H:  And for pudding – Sir and Madam would like the establishment to get their just desserts…

Richard:  Would you like the cabbage or the potato water….?

Mike Newbald (and a few others) :  No Sir – one has not cooked the books again!

Foggy:  Due to the credit crunch your meal is being prepared by Phil White – not Marco Pierre White!

Smillie Tiger (selected from many she sent!): Sorry darling – went you said ‘two fools’ I thought you were talking about dessert!

Grim Reaper: Are you expecting a tip darling?

Netty: Baked beans for 2 and 2 glasses of your finest water!