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Caption Competition

Posted Friday, 30 May 2008 at 13:07 UK time

Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.

Thanks to all who entered. The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week's picture honours the passing of British artist Beryl Cook with one of her pictures - Satin Dresses, kindly supplied by the Portal Gallery.

The prize, of a small amount of kudos, goes to the following:

6. thenumberten
The Sex and the City graphic novel wasn't what we expected.

5. W_K_Snowdon
When Wags breathe out...

4. Turfnell
Charlie's Angels III: Mission to Middlesbrough

3. throbgusset
"I'm pretty certain it's three glasses of wine = one unit."

2. Ed Loach
"Scary and Posh said they'd meet us at the bar."

1. greekdancer
"Why couldn't we have been painted by Lowry?"

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1. At 11:07am on 29 May 2008, Ed Loach wrote:
"Scary and Posh said they'd meet us at the bar"

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2. At 11:12am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Sex and the City on the big screen

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3. At 11:18am on 29 May 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I do hope it's not Weight Watchers tonight.

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4. At 11:21am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"I'm having the nachos supremo, the grande burrito combo with extra cheese and a diet Coke."

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5. At 11:21am on 29 May 2008, gazardo wrote:
Learning from her previous mistake, Harriet Harman drops the kevlar jacket on her next tour of Peckham.

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6. At 11:25am on 29 May 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
If Newcastle Brown did models, they'd probably be....

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7. At 11:25am on 29 May 2008, samclinton wrote:
Viz readers were unsure about the new artisic direction

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8. At 11:27am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Britney Spears was hoping for a big comeback

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9. At 11:29am on 29 May 2008, GerryT-UK wrote:
No your bum doesn't look big in that, honest!

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10. At 11:31am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Chelsea Clinton meets with her presidential campaign advisers in 2016

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11. At 11:32am on 29 May 2008, Pixsix wrote:
"And then Sir Alan said to both of us "You're fired"!

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12. At 11:33am on 29 May 2008, cangarwbach wrote:
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette walked into the bar.......

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13. At 11:37am on 29 May 2008, thenumberten wrote:
The sex and the city graphic novel wasn't what we expected.

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14. At 11:37am on 29 May 2008, ECLondon wrote:
and he said "I like big butts and I cannot Lie..."

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15. At 11:38am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
The Carlton Club was in for a few surprises..

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16. At 11:38am on 29 May 2008, NihilistMookie wrote:
Three little maids from toon are we...

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17. At 11:39am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Hi Binge, what do fancy doing tonight then?

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18. At 11:39am on 29 May 2008, petek1 wrote:
Ere luvvers, ave you heard they all calling us fat?

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19. At 11:40am on 29 May 2008, redbyname wrote:
The animated version of Sex And The City was not a ratings winner.

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20. At 11:41am on 29 May 2008, cathdicks wrote:
why do women always go to the loo in packs?

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21. At 11:41am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"And what cheek from that lift operator about that silly sign."

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22. At 11:41am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
So I says to her "I've been a size 8 since I were at school, so hand it over.."

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23. At 11:41am on 29 May 2008, eagle_4_eva wrote:
Are you having another?
Or is it just the way your coat is hanging?

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24. At 11:41am on 29 May 2008, sleepingscallywag wrote:
Get yourself to the butterfly lounge.......

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25. At 11:42am on 29 May 2008, Steve-L19 wrote:
But can Bananarama emulate Take That's success second time around?

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26. At 11:42am on 29 May 2008, illustriousReggieB wrote:
Mr Brown and his Cabinet colleagues decide to leave by a side exit from No. 10

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27. At 11:43am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
The 'Friday Night Town Centre' Club spanned three generations..

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28. At 11:44am on 29 May 2008, MrRanter wrote:
Cosmo prints pictures of Kate Moss and friends without airbrushing

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29. At 11:44am on 29 May 2008, wrightr wrote:
No, of course it doesn't look trashy, love.

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30. At 11:45am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Velcro, why do ask?

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31. At 11:46am on 29 May 2008, generic_user_name wrote:
Slimming World admits that its diets may need reviewing...

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32. At 11:47am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Tell me again why he couldn't have drawn us pencil thin?"

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33. At 11:48am on 29 May 2008, flyingseanryan wrote:
Alcopop sales set to recover.

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34. At 11:48am on 29 May 2008, Ben wrote:
Fed up with media attention, Gordon Brown, John Prescott and David Blunkett head out for a night on the tiles incognito

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35. At 11:48am on 29 May 2008, Turfnell wrote:
Charlie's Angels III: Mission to Middlesborough

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36. At 11:49am on 29 May 2008, nephron6 wrote:
Home secretary Jacqui smith is seen leaving the Commons' Bar with former cabinet colleagues Margaret Beckett and Patricia Hewitt.

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37. At 11:49am on 29 May 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I don't care what Kierkegaard and Nietzsche have to say, Bianca and Ricky are the essence of Eastenders.

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38. At 11:49am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
oops

Velcro, why do you ask?

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39. At 11:49am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
I don?t care if it is Great Yarmouth, they?re still footballers aren?t they?

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40. At 11:50am on 29 May 2008, AndyFull wrote:
"Nice dress Bev"
"Yeah, got it free from the doc! The governments givin' out satins to anyone thats overweight and wiv high cholesterol"

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41. At 11:50am on 29 May 2008, mrnwolvo wrote:
Darg's night out...

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42. At 11:51am on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Before we go in - did they say a maximum of three eunuchs?

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43. At 11:51am on 29 May 2008, In Off The Post wrote:
Bill decided it was time to drink up!

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44. At 11:52am on 29 May 2008, strangemango9 wrote:
Here boys, I hear that Brazilian striker Ronaldo is in town. We'll make a killing tonight....

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46. At 11:53am on 29 May 2008, miriom wrote:
The Transvestite Triplets were next to enter the Big Brother House.....

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45. At 11:53am on 29 May 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Lucian Freud's latest creation seemed remarkably familiar ...

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47. At 11:53am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"If just one more bloke requests 'Oh, You Beautiful Doll' I swear I'm going to clock him."

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48. At 11:54am on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
I know, but I find the loose change a bit uncomfortable..

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49. At 11:54am on 29 May 2008, CliveGilson wrote:
Lovely, dear...you've really got the Brit'ney look off pat.

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50. At 11:54am on 29 May 2008, p0werplut0 wrote:
this will be the best wake ever!

yeah Beryl was the best!

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51. At 11:54am on 29 May 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Britain's latest Eurovision hopefuls start out on the road to Moscow.

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52. At 11:54am on 29 May 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
So I says to the doc, don't remove it, just change the batteries.

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53. At 11:55am on 29 May 2008, jimbo49 wrote:
OK Mavis, it's time to let your hair down.

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54. At 11:56am on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"But I am holding it in"

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55. At 11:59am on 29 May 2008, generouscondor wrote:
So I said Im not an airplane blonde mate, I'm a stewardess

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56. At 11:59am on 29 May 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
'Ere, Chantelle, I bet you anyfink, that those people wot fink up captions fer us'll do it wiv a Norven accen'. Muppets!"

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57. At 11:59am on 29 May 2008, G0ng00zle wrote:
Did you say: 'Tickle his chin and feel for his Fob?'

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58. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, ThePaniniBandit wrote:
Following the resurgence in Bingo calling, '888 Subtitles' auditions for visual enticements

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59. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Beatrice to her mum - 'remember, if they ask, we're all regular size 10s and really fit'.

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60. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, AuntieGloria wrote:
Diet Coke and a Pizza Please

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61. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, DanAbnormal wrote:
Slag-U-Hike, footwear for nights that could end up literally anywhere.

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63. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Quick, let's go....William's helicopter's outside

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62. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, countryboy71 wrote:
I don't care if Primark had sold out - red is so tarty on you

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64. At 12:00pm on 29 May 2008, Explorian wrote:
The men at this nightclub may not be up to much, but at least the queue for the loo wasn't too long.

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65. At 12:01pm on 29 May 2008, KiwiMarcus wrote:
After a successful Paris launch, it's an incognito return to Tyneside for the latest faces of Manolo Blahnik.

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66. At 12:01pm on 29 May 2008, enviromad wrote:
Well, you'll never catch me in pri-mark love.

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67. At 12:02pm on 29 May 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Yeah, me too...had 'em all. Let's try Wetherspoons.

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68. At 12:03pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Then she told me she was a size zero, so I ate her."

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69. At 12:03pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
The Beverley Sisters do Botox.

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70. At 12:04pm on 29 May 2008, Neils_Opinion wrote:
"No, you don't look fat. Fancy a mars bar?"

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71. At 12:04pm on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
What the Law Lords get up to on a Saturday night.

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72. At 12:04pm on 29 May 2008, cybergregmac wrote:
Nobody will guess that we're triplets

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73. At 12:04pm on 29 May 2008, GRAFFTON wrote:
Hold it, the bloke in the blue shirt can't take his eyes off me.

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74. At 12:04pm on 29 May 2008, Bodolph wrote:
"I was that rushed I nearly left my knickers on!"

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75. At 12:04pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
Sacks and the City.

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76. At 12:05pm on 29 May 2008, BrenMurt wrote:
Now this ones posh so gerruz a umbrella in me lager Brittney.

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77. At 12:05pm on 29 May 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
"Well, you know what they say girls 'If you've got it, flaunt it'............"

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78. At 12:05pm on 29 May 2008, massive__chicken wrote:
Another nite in for Cinderella.

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79. At 12:05pm on 29 May 2008, lemonsong wrote:
All she needs is a blue rinse and she'd make a great Marge Simpson!

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80. At 12:06pm on 29 May 2008, Balls of Wisdom wrote:
Three hopefuls head for a drink after auditions for the new 'Snowman' film.

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81. At 12:07pm on 29 May 2008, JermyOne wrote:
"Right girls, now we've found the City. Where's the sex ?"

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82. At 12:07pm on 29 May 2008, LedgerWhite wrote:
I say "Cheers Beryl!" ... if she'd wanted us to be gloomy she wouldn't have dressed us like this!

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83. At 12:07pm on 29 May 2008, Liddo65 wrote:
C'mon Trace, let's get 'er 'ome - she's 'ad more units than MFI

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84. At 12:07pm on 29 May 2008, Dreaming_Ben wrote:
Saturday with Jaqui, Hazel, and Harriet.

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85. At 12:07pm on 29 May 2008, Davidalurie wrote:
"Wetherspoons find success in cross-breeding cleaners and mops to create new bar staff"

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86. At 12:07pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
Yeah, well I met this artist 'ere last week and he wanted to know if I'd got a couple of pals. I fink 'is name was Canova.

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87. At 12:08pm on 29 May 2008, MC Miker G wrote:
At least we look a bit better than we did in "Viz"...

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88. At 12:09pm on 29 May 2008, Wilhelm1865 wrote:
It becomes clear that saving money on materials is the way to lessen the impact of the credit crunch - as three labour heavyweights enter the commons.

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89. At 12:09pm on 29 May 2008, stigmondo wrote:
GCSE Exam markers nip out for lunch..

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90. At 12:09pm on 29 May 2008, bradis90 wrote:
Margorie quickly lets one out before hitting the bar with the girls.

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91. At 12:09pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Bananarama ...the wilderness years

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92. At 12:10pm on 29 May 2008, Arnoux wrote:
"What are we going to do now that MP's have to publish their expenses?"

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93. At 12:10pm on 29 May 2008, iswrestlingfixed wrote:
Sally decides to moonwalk back to the bar...

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94. At 12:11pm on 29 May 2008, Racker55 wrote:
Remember girls, for everybodies sake DON'T bend over.

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95. At 12:11pm on 29 May 2008, massive__chicken wrote:
An Englishmen, Irishmen and Scotsmen walk into a bar.....

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96. At 12:12pm on 29 May 2008, Liddo65
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97. At 12:12pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
So I said to that there Brian Sewell, "If you can get Roy Strong and anuvver of your mates down the pub tonight, you're all on a promise."

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98. At 12:12pm on 29 May 2008, Revbolt wrote:
"Don't you just know it girls, Lycra and and us - an unbeatable combination."

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99. At 12:12pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
The Friday night Salvation Army Pub collection hadn't been the same since Captain Sandra went to Benidorm

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100. At 12:13pm on 29 May 2008, Marshfoot wrote:
Went speed dating last night, got a personal best. This old pensioner 'ad me laid in 3min 47. You'd never 'ave expected it from some one 'is age.

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101. At 12:13pm on 29 May 2008, meinzadram wrote:
who's that old bird over there painting us?

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102. At 12:14pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
So I says to 'er, if I'm not in line for the Philosophy Seat at Girton yer in for a right slapping.

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103. At 12:14pm on 29 May 2008, JezRhys wrote:
I'm so glad you're here girls, you wouldn't believe how long I've been glued to this wall.

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104. At 12:14pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"They say my ankles are my best feature. I put it down to having been a crack ballerina, right up until the lifts got to be a bit too much for them."

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105. At 12:15pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"That's the nice thing about satin - if you fall over, it doesn't ride up."

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106. At 12:15pm on 29 May 2008, nicecolbart wrote:
Three Little maids for food are we!!!!

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107. At 12:16pm on 29 May 2008, gerryleabo wrote:
Don't call me Fat Sue, it's not my name

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108. At 12:16pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
So the minute he starts out with "you don't sweat much..." you two knock him down and I'll jump on him.

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109. At 12:17pm on 29 May 2008, lifecollegeboy wrote:
Well at least I'm wearing black shoes!!

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110. At 12:17pm on 29 May 2008, fugous wrote:
Someone is bound to take a shine to us in these babies

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111. At 12:18pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
So, do you think Scary and Posh will turn up?

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112. At 12:18pm on 29 May 2008, mikeonmondays wrote:
And then Gok grabbed me like this and said "Dahling, I just love those Bangers!"...

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113. At 12:19pm on 29 May 2008, Kipson wrote:
I got rid of mine, tattoos are so last year.

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114. At 12:20pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"So we went to be the fair and he asked me what I wanted to do. He thought I wanted to get weighed. What a wousy time I had."

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115. At 12:20pm on 29 May 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Let's go back to wearing dungarees, we are not fooling anyone!"

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116. At 12:21pm on 29 May 2008, Pipala08 wrote:
Kerry wished her friends would stop trying to distract her whilst she held up the wall

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117. At 12:21pm on 29 May 2008, TamzinL wrote:
Are you sure those blokes from weight watchers came in here?

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118. At 12:22pm on 29 May 2008, twirlypinky wrote:
Dust anyone? Dust?

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119. At 12:23pm on 29 May 2008, argel1 wrote:
With the ring destroyed, Sauron turned his attention to more pressing matters.

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120. At 12:24pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Are you sure it's 'All You Can Eat' night tonight?"

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121. At 12:24pm on 29 May 2008, hendonl wrote:
Dave, Steve and Barry always enjoyed their Thursday night on the town...

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122. At 12:24pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Isn't it funny how we've all got big bones?

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123. At 12:24pm on 29 May 2008, Sylvah wrote:
The girls on a night out, just going indoors after a serious 'smirking' session!

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124. At 12:24pm on 29 May 2008, dangorironhide wrote:
Beryl Cook's guest strip in 'Viz' will be remembered fondly.

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125. At 12:25pm on 29 May 2008, hendonl wrote:
Dave, Steve and Barry always enjoyed Thursday night on the town...

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126. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, CHextall wrote:
"Mika was singing about me!"
"And me!"
"And me!"

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127. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, christrueman wrote:
Bette midler was sure she'd made the right deccision to ditch her film career in favour of a stint on loose women.

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129. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, IndoJulz
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128. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, Tinybiggs wrote:
When I die I hope they make a bust of my head.

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130. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Alright, which joker's got the superglue?"

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131. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, modernstonethrower wrote:
Capt'n Jaspers and then we'll get leathered my luvlies

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132. At 12:26pm on 29 May 2008, Nernus wrote:
"We're lovely."

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133. At 12:27pm on 29 May 2008, MurphieSmith wrote:
Salad - now available at KFC

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134. At 12:27pm on 29 May 2008, Chukimani wrote:
"I saw on telly that binge drinking is bad for you, so I've stopped watching it."

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135. At 12:28pm on 29 May 2008, Liddo65 wrote:
Frights in Tight Satin

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136. At 12:30pm on 29 May 2008, Ruining wrote:
But it's darts night. You sure now is the best time to come out as tranvestites Colin?

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137. At 12:30pm on 29 May 2008, johnny_lyttle wrote:
Gordon feared the Jacqui, Hazel and Harriet had misinterpreted his instructions to "appear more animated"...

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138. At 12:30pm on 29 May 2008, sloanequeensparkranger wrote:
"I nearly fainted,I thought they said the Bovril cook had died, i can't have pies without gravy !!"

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139. At 12:31pm on 29 May 2008, anggrrr wrote:
That's the last time I pay the beautician BEFORE she's waxed my eyebrows.

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140. At 12:31pm on 29 May 2008, MatthiasMungo wrote:
Whadya mean it looks satin? There's not a wrinkle to be seen!

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141. At 12:31pm on 29 May 2008, glassbarbeque wrote:
"..he said 'is that dress satin?' I said 'if I sat in this dress I'd be arrested!"

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142. At 12:31pm on 29 May 2008, johnny_lyttle wrote:
Critics suspected that the new Big Brother housemates would do little for viewing figures.

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143. At 12:32pm on 29 May 2008, KTLondon wrote:
"eee Carrie smashin' new Manolos".
"Why-aye Samantha, wor Big tret us when we was down the toon"

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144. At 12:32pm on 29 May 2008, aerocumbrian wrote:
Honestly darling it's what all the great transvestites are wearing this year!

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145. At 12:33pm on 29 May 2008, goneruffy wrote:
turns out Britain hasn't "got talent" after all..

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146. At 12:33pm on 29 May 2008, PeteGLewis wrote:
"Hey, have you seen the new Neil LaBute play 'Fat Pigs'? It's all about how lovable larger women are"

"Pah. No, I went to see the new Sex and the City movie!"

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147. At 12:34pm on 29 May 2008, Snaggers wrote:
The 18-30st night was proving to be a big success

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148. At 12:34pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Do you think Anne Robinson will say anything?"

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149. At 12:34pm on 29 May 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
"Course they're real, you cheeky mare."

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150. At 12:34pm on 29 May 2008, haydnrc wrote:
That Anne Robinson knows nothing she thought Aphrodite was the Greek goddess of love!

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151. At 12:34pm on 29 May 2008, dotttt wrote:
'Girls Aloud' split to form new group..... 'Blokes on the quiet'

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152. At 12:34pm on 29 May 2008, goneruffy wrote:
....I said to him; "are you taking the Mika, who says big girls aren't beautiful"?

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153. At 12:35pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Thanks, I made it myself from my granddad's old parachute"

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154. At 12:35pm on 29 May 2008, gaarlicbread wrote:
"I said give me a hand here, this wall is gonna fall down!"

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155. At 12:35pm on 29 May 2008, TomHampshire wrote:
They're never going to believe the "I sleep-walked here in my nightie" line, Shelley.

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156. At 12:35pm on 29 May 2008, siatpt wrote:
mildred and cindy seemed impressed by britney's robot dancing skills...

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157. At 12:35pm on 29 May 2008, CaptionQueen wrote:
In Moscow, John Terry, Frank Lampard and Joe Cole are distraught after their defeat and head towards a bar to watch some TV !!

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158. At 12:35pm on 29 May 2008, robbish_uk wrote:
Like I say Meredith, if we both pull together, we can unstick Tracy off the superglue covered door frame!

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159. At 12:36pm on 29 May 2008, leftit2u wrote:
Ah well girls, time to go ...

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160. At 12:36pm on 29 May 2008, profoundNumberSix wrote:
I'm glad we decided to wear the long dresses this time!

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161. At 12:36pm on 29 May 2008, junglecreeper wrote:
TV bosses regret holding auditions for 'How to Look Good Naked' in Newcastle.

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162. At 12:36pm on 29 May 2008, cragsterfungi wrote:
Now, I've got 14 units to use up but is that weight watchers or clubcard points?

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163. At 12:37pm on 29 May 2008, Greenheys wrote:
But I was *this* big when Lucien Freud painted me...

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164. At 12:38pm on 29 May 2008, johnny_lyttle wrote:
Citizens of Boris Johnson's old constituency fear that they aren't being taken seriously as the by-election candidates are unveiled.

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165. At 12:38pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
I'm pretty certain it's 3 glasses of wine = 1 unit

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166. At 12:39pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"OK, one last lift and they should separate."

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167. At 12:40pm on 29 May 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
That's odd were both called Grace too.

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168. At 12:41pm on 29 May 2008, HermasaurusRex wrote:
How Bette Midler got the inspiration for her less catchy hit "Hand Beneath my Tits"

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169. At 12:41pm on 29 May 2008, aashworth wrote:
Some people say these dresses aren't appropriate for a funeral, but its what she would have wanted - its how she painted us after all!

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170. At 12:41pm on 29 May 2008, idgie17 wrote:
It had been a typically quiet evening for Ronaldo up until then, but that was about to change......

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171. At 12:42pm on 29 May 2008, siatpt wrote:
britney couldn't find enough excusses when mildrew asked her to do up the back of her dress

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172. At 12:43pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Colorado Women's Rugger Team on a night out in London

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173. At 12:43pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Tight? You should see me when I loosen up!"

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174. At 12:44pm on 29 May 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
It's such a relief to find I haven't arrived overdressed for my Mensa meeting

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175. At 12:44pm on 29 May 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
OK I'll get the first round, that's 4 rum and blacks, 2 pints of snakebite and three vodka shots, what'll you two have?

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176. At 12:44pm on 29 May 2008, johnny_lyttle wrote:
The standard was disappointing at the first auditions for "Guernsey's Got Talent".

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177. At 12:45pm on 29 May 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Personally, I feel I'm eight beers pretty although I'm frequently mistaken for ten"

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178. At 12:46pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Shazza was hot favourite for this year's Ann Widdombe lookee-likee title

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179. At 12:46pm on 29 May 2008, suitedsmiley wrote:
"I'm not sure about these shoes, I think they give the wrong impression"

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180. At 12:47pm on 29 May 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"You know, I used to pose for L.S.Lowry."

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181. At 12:47pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Shazza was hot favourite for this year's Ann Widdicombe lookee-likee title

splelling wos nevr my strog pnoit

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182. At 12:48pm on 29 May 2008, siatpt wrote:
Of course it's OK....three in the back of a taxi will be fine

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183. At 12:48pm on 29 May 2008, benafaulkner wrote:
"kebab or curry?"

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184. At 12:49pm on 29 May 2008, hakyhighhair wrote:
Newcastle's Got Talent..

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185. At 12:49pm on 29 May 2008, dotttt wrote:
At the local transvestite bar Bert, Ron and Trevor, do a final check for stubble.

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186. At 12:50pm on 29 May 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Ere Shazza ...we're being reactively moderated

Really? ...I thought it were a dodgy kebab

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187. At 12:51pm on 29 May 2008, fitzblogger wrote:
Have I got knickers on? Wha'd'you think?

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