you've never had a drunk French woman describe her battery powered
collection (and I don't mean toy cars) you have never lived.
was the point at which I surrendered the thin veneer of civilisation
and decided to get down to the nitty-gritty at Speed Dating.
realises that girth is as important as length!
asking 10 women...
do you do for a living
What's your favourite book
What is your most loved city
I was sooo bored that I could have cried into my Gin.
that is the the fatal flaw of speed dating, it's noisy, rushed and
very very dull. If you don't throw caution to the wind and start
asking things that your Mam told you never to ask a lady it's about
as entertaining as a job interview.
know that one woman wasn't wearing underwear (apparently because
she hadn't got to the launderette in time), the most popular colour
for female foundation garments is black (though white is acceptable)
and more than half of the women I spoke to have thrown up in public
in the last 6 months (one of whom was having a wee at the time!!)
I now know that one woman wasn't wearing underwear , the most
popular colour for female foundation garments is black and more
than half of the women I spoke to have thrown up in public in
the last 6 months.
know that girth is as important as length, and that I don't want
to hear from anyone who looks shocked when I ask.
another thing, we all had to have film star pseudonyms - WHY? Mine
was Keanu Reeves and as far as I'm concerned it just highlighted
the fact that I'd only look like Keanu if he had been caught in
a threshing machine, forced through a sieve, and then re modelled
by a blind monkey
advice is that if you want to speed date then have a drink or three
and ask all the questions that you shouldn't ask - it's much more
can I take part?
are some speed dating events planned for the Cafe Rouge in Cheltenham:
For more information visit: Smart
- June 11, 7.30pm, 30-45yrs
- June 12, 7.30pm, 20-35yrs