SYNOPSIS OF STORY

Four bald-headed hit men tell Santa what they want for Christmas.

Director - Steve Rainbow

I was in this bar, bragging about how I could make a film that could advertise anything and this big geezer lent over to me and said "There's a monkey in it for ya if ya can." So I took his £500 and budgeted the film, but forget to budget for guns. The geezer said, "How many ya want?". I said three, and by lunchtime, they were on the set. By dusk, we'd shot the film. One day. Five hundred quid. True story!

YOUR REVIEWS

Lewis
It was good actually. Quite dark at the end though but it was a decent piece of work.

Mike
Well shot, funny and clever, nice one!!!

andygummybear
funny

Paul Vortex
Not much to say except EXCELLENT!

THOMAS
Brilliant

bex
genious!

Niall
a well made clever film, more bald hit men!

WingsofDesire
One of the funniest and most clever things I have seen. Anxiously waiting for your next one.

Adam.J
The only decent short film I have seen on here and I have been through loads. Well Done.

Sean
Kevin Bloddy Wilson

Iman
Good one minute film! It was kinda funny bout the "Dear Santa, I Want Some Hair" bit!! Keep it up!!

John Elfed Hughes
Excellent and well thought out film. In one minute you've managed to include a phenomenal amount of material! Maybe you could be the next Stephen Spilberg? Superb!

big al
Sick, tasteless, pointless. I liked it!!

James Roberts
Good, sick fun. I love how the gangsters run away like little boys who've just knocked on a strangers door. ****stars

Indianna
Very Very dark but funny

The Weird Dude At The Beggining of Just Skate
That was sick. Really funny!

pinkbarbiecait
for a minute there i thought it'd be another gangster film that taked itself too seriously but i was wrong. fantastic film mate.

Jon
I laughed out loud. A complete story in 1 min with good shots, a proper plot and action. Brilliant.

MaFt
well executed... (sorry, couldn't resist!)

Laura
500!! pounds for that a bit steep! found it quite funny!

Beau Carter
Pretty funny.

Axel
So sad ! There is enough violence in this world - no need for a film like that - .Shame on You !!!!

seth Darcy
loved it, funny, fresh and well put togethar. But You could have made it with out spending 500 quid, Thats half the fun get it made for free

Crazy Devil
Amusing as hell...well done, enough said!

lt
hilarious good use of unsteady shots and zooms!

Lee
PURE GENIOUS!!!

Ryano
Best one so far. About the best minute I've had today but that wouldn't be hard!

Ian Esplin
Santa got wot he deserved.. QT watch out

Ken
Good film - perhaps Vinnie Jones will star in the movie!

Dickie Menton
I want tay fantastic 'cos I knew Rainbow years ago but at 28.8kbps anything I watch on this pc is pretty damn crap.

ENG Dept
Excellent. Well directed, well shot, nicely edited. A great piece.

Dennis Smart
500? what's it cost to rent a Santa suit these days anyway? But nevermind...I loved it anyway!

Rude Boyz Rule
Alright Rainbow! You are one cool geezer, if I met you in a pub I'd get a score out of my wallet and buy you a pint. I would definitely shoot santa if I got the chance, probably right in his hairy face. Would you shoot him? Course you would cos he's a muppet and we're LAAADS!! Pukka geez pukka.

Mundy
Excellent. I enjoyed it but the Mrs felt sorry for Santa!

Lord Huckemberry
Funny script but music irritates, overall brilliant work!

llewell
Steve - How many punters has this ad for the pub brought in?

bodee
bit sad really, makes me want to have a go!

typesoon
fantastic! the best one on here by far. good use of story telling, props, locations and editing. Cool.

Cara Montgomery
Fab

OPH
At last! One to watch that works the minute.

eleanor
this is one very crazy

Dan Usvyat
ok

Nina
Enjoyed that!! Music irritated me as well as a few others around me - but film was great.

moose
geeeenius

Teresa A
I liked the end with the guys writing what they wanted.It brought it all together!

Craig H
Fantastic ! Despite not even having a sound-card on my office PC, I still found this film to be one of the funniest and quirkiest little shorts I have ever seen. As a professional film producer, I certainly feel that Mr. Rainbow is a talent to watch ! Excellent work !!!

Colleen Barham.
That was soooo cool Steve! it was relly good! so i hope you make more 1 min movies!

Colon Organ
A great, refreshing twist on what has become a tired genre. Learn a lesson Mr. Madonna!

Peter S
Tight, exciting seemed like the minute flew by.

dermott Reilly
Focused, excellent!

Andrew
A cheeky exploration about male angst and a sense of hair loss.

Lord Smiley
Excellent. At last some one has taken revenge on Santa for all the lies he has spun to children down the years

Terry
Gud enjoyed it gud orginal material

kevin
best of the lot, i'm most pleased because i'm bald and santa didnt give me any hair for christmas either and i wanted to shoot him.

The Fury
Nicely done, well polished, and slick and fluid enough.

Blurry J
Nicely shot, any chance in borrowing the guns? I need to help get this kitten out of a large oak tree

Trigger
How ever did you get the money to get Duncan Goodhew on board? HE must've cost a fortune! Fun Fun Fun, like the tale, music was a bit too much!

Billy Bacon
very swift, very pokey, give this man a pop video or an ad to direct, otherwise Santa gets again

Beau
Cool idea. could have been structured a little better.

Jak
fantastic festive fun

Jon
very funny & slick - but very a bit predjuced to baldies

Danny
Brilliant, good use of humour and tarantino esque film ideas.

girth
nice one lad. the point of 'christmas eve last year' changes the film into something good from something otherwise potentially quite not; finally some humour in here!

Booker
Perfect one minute movie. Funny story, well told, guns(!), and a good pay- off.