SYNOPSIS OF STORY

Two annoying plastic birds bicker with each other and the captions confirm the viewer's opinion that they will never be a success in telly...

Director - Toby Smith

Fat, bespectacled, knock-kneed, squinting, I am no fan of describing myself.

YOUR REVIEWS


Half assed. Unprofession al through lack of trying.

caroline
i have no idea what theyre talking about. i have now watched it 5 times. so confused. i think i like it.

C&J
Even the name is funny, we loved this movie!

kristine
funny in a subtle way -- there was something in repetition that was building on my will to laugh and the captions really did it for me; also, the music was just...so... weird, i had to love it. ;)

Ujjal
Would the plastic birds ever be successful to change themselves to change the viewer's opinion?

Jess Davey
Well I guess it was ok but slightly boring but you are toatally right about them never being a success on the telly!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noodles
Thematically disappointing with little visual imagination and or effort. Not conceptual enough for Dada nor structured enough for the mainstream.

Ross
I am amazed. I am confused.

Steve
OK i guess, editing defo needs improving

hannah
toby u sound like a top class bloke and the birds rocked my world even if for just a minute

ralph
Wonderfully pointless. Liked the bad effects and rubbishy acting. Very funny!

another guy making a coment
not bad at all good use of humour and comic timing o, and cheap birds as well

Leigh Smith
I have seen the future and it is this! Plastic puppet power! Add some beats and release it as a single!

Matteo
Mate, you make funny stuff

Fish of the Dunes
You are legend. Great stuff.

Damian W
Maybe it's just me but I think a few reviewers missed the whole point of this movie. I think it's great! well done! loved the 'blue screen' effect

Max R
I think the film was random. Try asking Channel 4 to air it on a show like 'Rather Good Videos' but I would call it a 'Rather bad video.'

CRYSTA_D
It was funny but not exactly visual pleasing but it was a gud effort

The Farmer
The dialogue is not funny and the blue screening is terrible. Complete rubbish dont make any more films

Lee
Different, but in a great way!

BIG M
FANTASTIC - A CULT FILM! I REALLY DID ENJOY IT.

Clive Wade
I don't believe it!

NeoThermic
maybe the voices could go on bbc radio talking about how stupid some things are, like the now show.

NeoThermic
great. simply great. hope you don't mind me linkin to this from my website!

LaMag
Fantastic!!! Fabulous!!! Amazing!!! Toby Smith i a legend! Rock on!

matthew g
its very odd but i like it.

jess
one of the only films here i really did enjoy!! it funni to a teenager, so there!! i'm 15 n i liked it..the plastic ducks have a sence of humour!!

ENG Dept
Hmmm. This one is difficult. It's hard not to like it, even though the spine is pretty silly. Yeah - sort of...

Dexsta
Lame and annoying. Sounds like childrens TV - you are in.

cl
technically good but boring.

llewell
Toby - better than ITV but still not worth the bandwidth.

typesoon
looks just as good as most the stuff on kids tv these days!

Kurdish_Princess
HAAAAAAAAA!!! i loved it, really original and boom!

Charlotte
Brilliant! Plastic birds are under- represented in the media. I'm glad you gave them their minute of fame!

Fin
While watching this I experienced the longest minute of my life! Utter rubbish!! A minute I will never get back!!!

Greg
Umm... these are just irritating and they don't even say anything funny. What's all the fuss about?

moonbean
I never knew I wanted to hang around with some nasty plastic bits of tat! Great film could have watched 3hours worth.

wools
BEAUTIFUL TOBY, love the dynamics between the two birds, political, AND funny AND deconstructioni st SHOULD HAVE WON!

Louise
I love it! Totally hilarious - I agree the man deserves another minute. But can anyone tell me where I can buy one of these amazing plastic birds? I need one, I really do.

Sus
I'd give them their own show. And get them to interview significant political figures of the day. Or possibly Keith Chegwin, depending on availability. Much liking, anyway. Plastic birds are funny. Compositing effects that resemble Ready- Brek-Glow are funny. Fumbling idiots on live telly are always funny. It's a dead cert.

The Fury
Funny....

Bob
It made me laugh so thumbs up!

Tess
It was so funny Toby.Well done mate!

Kitty
Cute. A minute is just right.

Quinn
It looks more or less like it should. It's a work of untapped genius.

Meohmy
genius - give this man another minute. There aren't enough plastic bird travel programmes on tv - new niche programming , it'll be a winner.

Colleen Barham-again.
Sorry that last comment was a little bit harsh, i was mean't to say that was a good 1 min movie so keep up the good work Toby luv Colleen x.

Colleen Barham
I'm sorry but that was soooo lame. I nearly feel asleep watchin' it but hey no ones perfect. Good luck for the future Toby luv Colleen

Jen Chatham
I found myself disagreeing with the captions - Should I seek help?

Jennifer Mountain
Excellent viewing

jerome
You just don't get that time back.

Rich
I liked this, though I'm not sure I'd watch it more than once. It takes the idea of the minute and mocks it.

Jim Kenny - again
Just listen to this film without watching. It still works! Could be a classic.

Jim Kenny
Very original and funny too. Voices were excellent - maybe there is a series there.

Katherine
Classic! It was so simple that it made it funny!