SYNOPSIS OF STORY

Our plucky young reporter takes to the hills to prove that you can't swap some ropey magic beans for a cow.

Director - Matt Chapman

I work in the media for a web magazine. I made a few movies during my university course, which seems a long time ago now.

YOUR REVIEWS

Paul Vortex
I have an Aunt who could have done better with the help of her Brother.

joe hunter
sounded a good idea on the synopsis, too bad about the film

Me
Let down by very poor sound work! It wasnt even a basic accetable level!

Charlie Hitchcock
My uncle, I think, could probably have done better

Roberto Scorsese
My uncle also could do better

Artie Spielberg
My uncle could do better as well

kutadog
cool idea - porrly executed

Hannah
My uncle could do better!

James Roberts
Well it made me laugh. Yes the sound is a problem. And the camera work may not have been inspired but it wasn't bad, it was.... functional. I liked the presenting and I cracked up when the farmer said "what'd you say 'bout ignorant hicks". It won't win any prizes for actual filmaking, but it's funny. I wouldn't be suprised if all the people giving negative reviews are farmers themselves.

timmmy
sweet!

In response to that
Seriously, if youre studying cow turd you need a life. This is fantastic

matteo
one loooong minute. But funny here and there.

Del Boy
This was just a load of bull...

Rocky
Give up the day job and get a career in the movies. 4/4

Brian
buy a wind- shield for your mic.

COCO
Brilliant, glad to see youre 'not' impressing the critics in anyway what so ever - a sure way in to box office success.

Peter pan and a tilt
Whats the web magazine? Invite movie- man to make a movie for it. See how it pans out anyways! 8/10

Media mogulization
This sites for everything and everyone. It aint elitest. who's hitch anyways?...take a hike.

Meejaboy
Lol, I made this movie for a feature in the magazine. Thanks for the constructive criticism :)

hitch
i think perhaps you have misunderstood the point of this site. may i redirect you to the Tweenies site instead

movieman
I can see why your working for a web magazine. Just hope they don't ask you to do any flash movies.... the dole ain't what it used to be.

Lance
Quite frankly this was embarrassing. My two-year old daughter could do better. In her sleep.

sinbad
better things have emerged from a cow's behind

JOShUA kANE
a minute can be a very long time indeed.

yep
terrible sound, poor editing and camera work.

Jan
Don't give up the day job. The best thing about this was the title appearing. It went rapidly downhill from there.

Lee C
Poor camera control. Bad motor noise from the cam. Nice and windy on the mic. Brutal editing. This was bad.

Taz
Smug and pointless

Ant
mmmm, certainly felt the knife twist in my soul. stop now

Andy
Damn, so those beans wont grow then ?. Shame about the sound and bit too much camera shake, but the idea was great.