Saba
Riiite..funny
at first but
then i
thought...and
the point of
that was.....
nix
well yeah the
sex bit was
pretty
crap..kinda
funny when it
zoomed out
though.
although it
seemed like a
bit of a
lifeless
thing to
do....to
record summat
like that =\
Jivebabe
Poor taste,
poor camera
work (I feel
sea sick) and
appalling
sountrack!
Karl Townsend, Leamington Spa
I never
realised the
procreational
activities
of insects
were so
lasciviously
imbued with
lust and
frenzied
excitement.
It was a sham
it only
lasted for
the duration
of one
minute!!!
vercingertorix
Do you relly need a
degree?
vj
noticing the
unnoticed is
one thing i
would like to
coment....verba
l interaction
would have
been more
funny...and
people would
remember...this
was like a
statement..or
like this "how
i make
films!!"...keep
the good work
loopipe
try again, show
us some of your
other work
sarn
Not enough
thought gone
into picture,
sound
overbaring.
Would have been
better if
different
insects were
used
Phil
Is this the 15
sec movie
section?
Because thats
all I could
watch,
terrible.
partysuper
That was so
bad! waste of
time
snodawg
And the point
is...? I'd like
to know why two
insects having
sex was made
into a film,
it's a little
'different'.
Alex
Some
disturbing
connotations
in the
soundtrack
fhatdawuck
gave me a laugh
jsh
what have i
just watched?
ben better
off continue
working in
mcdonalds
Sam-Bahrain
what a complete
waste of a minute
in my life - i have
never seen such
rubbish!
Jk
The best part
of the film
was when it
stoped.
homunculus
I think a bit
more verbal
interaction
will make it
seem more
realistic. E.g.
"I want to go
on top." "Beg
for it, Mama."
Sam Clayton
I will report
to the head of
BBC if anyone
thinks this is
bad. Bravo
Mr.Moore!
joey
holy cow. wot
was that??! u
r totally
weird man
hi
hmmmmm.....
machman
You have hidden
shallows.
Mercedes
i did not
enjoy this
movie one
bit. it was
absolutely
disgusting,
and i didn't
see the point.
That was random
One. Was it a
man and woman
or a father &
son
production.
Two. Even
bugs would
find it
remotely
hilarious.
Kobe
You should consider
doing something else
rather than making
films.
telonius
Animals simply
do it too. Ad
libbing
animals is an
old idea.
andrew
what type of
person
records
insects
having sex?
crap
Trevor Clipit
Marvellous, was
that the
doncaster
shuttle?
mr geek
What the f**k?
rubbish give
up dude!!!
when it was
called inSEXi
thaught i was
going to enjo
no way lol!
jhonnie
u missed the
train then?
Christine
It turned my
revulsion into
great gaffaws.
Nicely done.
Yvonne
Redeemed from
being an
utter waste
of space by
an unexpected
ending
G
utter crap
carysexy
really boring
RB
As long as
the maker is
about 10
years old,
and develops
accordingly
over the next
30 years -
then I might
watch
something of
his again
when he is
about 50 yrs
old.
David
Excellent.....w
ell done
evan jones
it was highly
amusing but
the zoom out
at the end
was silly good
apart from
that
CARRY ON
MAKING
FILMS MATE
James
Oh come on this
was nothing to
do with "an
insight into
the massive
amount of
interaction
that is going
on all around
us" it is just
a feeble excuse
to make a crap
film with
noises a
soundtrack to
amuse a
teenaged boy
Ploe
That was
amazing. Truly
funny in a
simple way!
Kyle D
Brilliant. (Why are you
guys hating, not
pretentious enough??)
Very Monty Python-
esque. The ending
made it.
Nickkell
So you just
happened to
have a camera
with you ,
right? Haha,
sicko.
Xardox
Making the
soundtrack
must have
been "hard."
ENG Dept
Hilarious!
... if you're a
13 year old
boy.
Jamie Davey
Yes I am going
to have to
agree with
everybody on
this film.
Not Amused.
You wasted one
minute of my
life and I want
it back.
LEX
w/o the voices
it was truly
arousing.
me!!!!
that was so
sik
John Y
Serious
rubbish
Ben Moore
Rubbish, I
confess.
Don't know
what I was
thinking.
Paul Vortex
Absolutely
hilarious...
especially the
zoom out at the
end.
My fiancé just
walked in with
an accusing
look on her
face!
Ben
Worst i've
ever seen.
What a load of
rubbish.
babe
i love your
movie baby
and i wish i
was i in it
good effort
carry on
doing this
AMAZED
OH MY GOD !I
HAD TO TURN
THE VOLUME
DOWN!
Gekko.
If you're
excited by
trains you'd
find the
Hogwarts one
lurvley. This
film is just as
boring too
Scot Kenwood
Very clever
the way the
director
leaves open
the
possibility
of a 5 hour
sequel
featuring a
couple of
slugs.
Mike
The "female"
voice is
blatently a
little boy's.
Arrest the
director.
Robbie
???????
Trig
I thought it
had a
valuable
message.
Don't let
wasps mate,
because they
are the most
annoying
animals on
the planet.
Also if when
they were
mating they
did make
those melodic
noises, they
would be much
easier to
find and
kill. Good
effort mate,
I saw your
message :)
Kirsty
Wtf mate. That
sucked.
Indianna
One of the
funniest -
well done
mignatovia
So "We often
take for
granted the
massive amount
of insect
interaction"
Do we? Well
next time I
step out my
front door I
shall gawp
with amazement
at the first
Ant I see. I
should swoon
with emotional
empathy at the
the trajectory
of the first
fly I see,
shall I ?
Think
Sir...Theme,
Is it an
interesting
one? Is the
idea behind it
gonna resonate
with audiences?
Better luck
next time..
victordane
I've seen
worse, at film
festivals. But
I think the
Dir' would do
well in future
to think "What
do I want the
audience to be
left with"?
And "What are
the stakes
here? In
answer to the
first. "We
ignore insects
sensibilities
at our
peril"...
The
second, "There
is more to
this world
than the
constructs we
consider all
important" I
aint saying
I'm right, I
don't know,
just thoughts.
anon
very sad
Owen Arnold
AAAAAHH Yes!
Experimental
films,don't we
just love
them.The
answer to that
rhetorical
question is
actually when
thought has
been put into
it then yes
they can
change the way
people
approach
film.This
however is
trashy.Not in
the Andy
Warhol or
contraversial
sense, Ben
filmed the
insect
accidentally
and put porn
noises on top,
its not art
mate. This is
lazy, boring,
and not in the
slight
memorable.
T Nutkins
How come this
is 'most
watched' and
yet there are
relatively few
comments and
the film has a
low rating? Oh
dear,... It
must be a few
very tragic
individuals
who are
watching this
80-90 times a
day, almost
certainly
because they
are drawing
sexual
gratification
from the
content. Shame
on you!
Whatever next?
getting off
to 'Animal
Magic'...?
Ohh, Johnny
Morris! do the
monkey voice
again..., mmmm
Ian
One wonders
how the most
watched film
has
comparatively
few
reviews.... it
just doesn't
add up....
poor show Mr
Moore.
bj
how old r u a
bit of
advice...don't
quit your day
job(if u have
1)
hannah
puhlease!Grow
up mate!
Droopy
My 'bedroom'
life is
shorter than
this film.
vicky
Why!!!
I've made
better with
my video
phone in 1
second.
rachael
shoddy camera
work, bad
theme and bad
sounds. Good
name though.
Manchester
Perhaps a
minute was a
bit too long?
It was funny
for a bit, but
maybe if the
voice overs
were saying
more it would
have been
funnier as the
wasps would
then have
characters you
could laugh at
for the second
half.
michael
Distasteful,
crude and
immature.
Peter
Why is this
number 1?
Well I can
only put it
down to the
title which is
about the
best part.
Lewinsky
Quite true.
Here here!
purple bees
Liked this -
keep at the
day job +
remember
everyones a
critic!
!Poshboy
So so. Good
for send
around the
office emails.
Superman
A good,funny
film. there
should be
more insect
porn in
modern cinema.
Georgie
I like
watching
insects gettin
it on. Bet
half of you
would rate
this 10 if it
were women
making out
instead.
Stephen
Excellent!
It's the sort
of thing you
know happens
but never see.
Then for the
camera to pull
back and show
that it's
happening
right under so
many people's
noses is
wonderful. The
sound effects
spoil it. I
agree it's not
great camera-
work, but this
is One-Minute
Movies, not
Cannes.
Kt
I cant
believe this,
it is utter
trash, who
would want to
watch this
for 20
seconds let
alone a
minute, maybe
you should
change the
day job
Iker
It could have
been 15
seconds long...
Chloe
Has this film
got the
repeat button
of 5 secs
pressed the
entire movie?
Glenn
Everyone says
thios is
rubbish but
it isnt every
day you catch
two wasps
getting it
on, fair play.
Ivor
very Ricky
Gervals
:Animals
Mick,the critic
Most
informative.I
was never aware
of the sound
these wonderful
little
insects(I
Believe my
spelling to be
correct)actually
made...sounds
most exhausting
for the little
chaps....oh and
chappess`s.
JOShUA kANE
oh dear -
would it not
have been
better to
have the
voice overs
from a porn
movie? that
might have
been funnier!
mark
It amused me
for...oh 2
secs, then i
got really,
really bored!
yep
a disaster
lupuskeek
Liked the
sound effects
but the
camera work
was really
shoddy and
out of focus.
Great idea
hung badly.
Still worth a
minute of my
time at work,
as when I was
watching it
most people
stopped and
asked what I
was watching,
I said, "Porn
what do you
think?"
Serus
Made me laugh
at first, but
in the end,
just plain
stupid. LOL.
Danny
Well Done. Now
i wish i was a
turd
Axel
A better
ending would
have been a
shoe coming
down on them ?
The title then
could have
been : coitus
interrupt-us
Rob
Predictable
and slightly
childish. I
expect you
like Carry-On
movies.....
MaFt
sorry, i
thought it was
a bit naff...
very childish,
especially with
the sound
effects
Mike
Do NOT play
this within
earshot of
anyone. They
may get
entirely the
wrong idea
about what you
use the
internet for...
Riviera
One of the
funniest
things I have
ever seen
Andy Paul
The
soundtrack
made my young
children come
over to the
computer and
ask what was
going
on. "whats
all the noise
about ?" was
my sons
question. I
told him it
was a joke.
It was funny,
a good 60
secs well
spent.
Brook
Sir David
Attenborough
would be proud!
Chas Manson
Is it wrong
of me to find
this film
deeply
arousing?
I've always
been excited
by trains.
Well done you!