SYNOPSIS OF STORY

We often take for granted the massive amount of insect interaction that is going on all around us, or all around our feet! This is an insight into that world.
Note: the soundtrack of this film may not be suitable for younger viewers.

Director - Ben Moore

Graduated with a degree in Art and Design, and have been making short films ever since.

YOUR REVIEWS

Saba
Riiite..funny at first but then i thought...and the point of that was.....

nix
well yeah the sex bit was pretty crap..kinda funny when it zoomed out though. although it seemed like a bit of a lifeless thing to do....to record summat like that =\

Jivebabe
Poor taste, poor camera work (I feel sea sick) and appalling sountrack!

Karl Townsend, Leamington Spa
I never realised the procreational activities of insects were so lasciviously imbued with lust and frenzied excitement. It was a sham it only lasted for the duration of one minute!!!

vercingertorix
Do you relly need a degree?

vj
noticing the unnoticed is one thing i would like to coment....verba l interaction would have been more funny...and people would remember...this was like a statement..or like this "how i make films!!"...keep the good work

loopipe
try again, show us some of your other work

sarn
Not enough thought gone into picture, sound overbaring. Would have been better if different insects were used

Phil
Is this the 15 sec movie section? Because thats all I could watch, terrible.

partysuper
That was so bad! waste of time

snodawg
And the point is...? I'd like to know why two insects having sex was made into a film, it's a little 'different'.

Alex
Some disturbing connotations in the soundtrack

fhatdawuck
gave me a laugh

jsh
what have i just watched? ben better off continue working in mcdonalds

Sam-Bahrain
what a complete waste of a minute in my life - i have never seen such rubbish!

Jk
The best part of the film was when it stoped.

homunculus
I think a bit more verbal interaction will make it seem more realistic. E.g. "I want to go on top." "Beg for it, Mama."

Sam Clayton
I will report to the head of BBC if anyone thinks this is bad. Bravo Mr.Moore!

joey
holy cow. wot was that??! u r totally weird man

hi
hmmmmm.....

machman
You have hidden shallows.

Mercedes
i did not enjoy this movie one bit. it was absolutely disgusting, and i didn't see the point.

That was random
One. Was it a man and woman or a father & son production. Two. Even bugs would find it remotely hilarious.

Kobe
You should consider doing something else rather than making films.

telonius
Animals simply do it too. Ad libbing animals is an old idea.

andrew
what type of person records insects having sex? crap

Trevor Clipit
Marvellous, was that the doncaster shuttle?

mr geek
What the f**k? rubbish give up dude!!! when it was called inSEXi thaught i was going to enjo no way lol!

jhonnie
u missed the train then?

Christine
It turned my revulsion into great gaffaws. Nicely done.

Yvonne
Redeemed from being an utter waste of space by an unexpected ending

G
utter crap

carysexy
really boring

RB
As long as the maker is about 10 years old, and develops accordingly over the next 30 years - then I might watch something of his again when he is about 50 yrs old.

David
Excellent.....w ell done

evan jones
it was highly amusing but the zoom out at the end was silly good apart from that CARRY ON MAKING FILMS MATE

James
Oh come on this was nothing to do with "an insight into the massive amount of interaction that is going on all around us" it is just a feeble excuse to make a crap film with noises a soundtrack to amuse a teenaged boy

Ploe
That was amazing. Truly funny in a simple way!

Kyle D
Brilliant. (Why are you guys hating, not pretentious enough??) Very Monty Python- esque. The ending made it.

Nickkell
So you just happened to have a camera with you , right? Haha, sicko.

Xardox
Making the soundtrack must have been "hard."

ENG Dept
Hilarious! ... if you're a 13 year old boy.

Jamie Davey
Yes I am going to have to agree with everybody on this film.

Not Amused.
You wasted one minute of my life and I want it back.

LEX
w/o the voices it was truly arousing.

me!!!!
that was so sik

John Y
Serious rubbish

Ben Moore
Rubbish, I confess. Don't know what I was thinking.

Paul Vortex
Absolutely hilarious... especially the zoom out at the end. My fiancé just walked in with an accusing look on her face!

Ben
Worst i've ever seen. What a load of rubbish.

babe
i love your movie baby and i wish i was i in it good effort carry on doing this

AMAZED
OH MY GOD !I HAD TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN!

Gekko.
If you're excited by trains you'd find the Hogwarts one lurvley. This film is just as boring too

Scot Kenwood
Very clever the way the director leaves open the possibility of a 5 hour sequel featuring a couple of slugs.

Mike
The "female" voice is blatently a little boy's. Arrest the director.

Robbie
???????

Trig
I thought it had a valuable message. Don't let wasps mate, because they are the most annoying animals on the planet. Also if when they were mating they did make those melodic noises, they would be much easier to find and kill. Good effort mate, I saw your message :)

Kirsty
Wtf mate. That sucked.

Indianna
One of the funniest - well done

mignatovia
So "We often take for granted the massive amount of insect interaction" Do we? Well next time I step out my front door I shall gawp with amazement at the first Ant I see. I should swoon with emotional empathy at the the trajectory of the first fly I see, shall I ? Think Sir...Theme, Is it an interesting one? Is the idea behind it gonna resonate with audiences? Better luck next time..

victordane
I've seen worse, at film festivals. But I think the Dir' would do well in future to think "What do I want the audience to be left with"? And "What are the stakes here? In answer to the first. "We ignore insects sensibilities at our peril"... The second, "There is more to this world than the constructs we consider all important" I aint saying I'm right, I don't know, just thoughts.

anon
very sad

Owen Arnold
AAAAAHH Yes! Experimental films,don't we just love them.The answer to that rhetorical question is actually when thought has been put into it then yes they can change the way people approach film.This however is trashy.Not in the Andy Warhol or contraversial sense, Ben filmed the insect accidentally and put porn noises on top, its not art mate. This is lazy, boring, and not in the slight memorable.

T Nutkins
How come this is 'most watched' and yet there are relatively few comments and the film has a low rating? Oh dear,... It must be a few very tragic individuals who are watching this 80-90 times a day, almost certainly because they are drawing sexual gratification from the content. Shame on you! Whatever next? getting off to 'Animal Magic'...? Ohh, Johnny Morris! do the monkey voice again..., mmmm

Ian
One wonders how the most watched film has comparatively few reviews.... it just doesn't add up.... poor show Mr Moore.

bj
how old r u a bit of advice...don't quit your day job(if u have 1)

hannah
puhlease!Grow up mate!

Droopy
My 'bedroom' life is shorter than this film.

vicky
Why!!! I've made better with my video phone in 1 second.

rachael
shoddy camera work, bad theme and bad sounds. Good name though.

Manchester
Perhaps a minute was a bit too long? It was funny for a bit, but maybe if the voice overs were saying more it would have been funnier as the wasps would then have characters you could laugh at for the second half.

michael
Distasteful, crude and immature.

Peter
Why is this number 1? Well I can only put it down to the title which is about the best part.

Lewinsky
Quite true. Here here!

purple bees
Liked this - keep at the day job + remember everyones a critic!

!Poshboy
So so. Good for send around the office emails.

Superman
A good,funny film. there should be more insect porn in modern cinema.

Georgie
I like watching insects gettin it on. Bet half of you would rate this 10 if it were women making out instead.

Stephen
Excellent! It's the sort of thing you know happens but never see. Then for the camera to pull back and show that it's happening right under so many people's noses is wonderful. The sound effects spoil it. I agree it's not great camera- work, but this is One-Minute Movies, not Cannes.

Kt
I cant believe this, it is utter trash, who would want to watch this for 20 seconds let alone a minute, maybe you should change the day job

Iker
It could have been 15 seconds long...

Chloe
Has this film got the repeat button of 5 secs pressed the entire movie?

Glenn
Everyone says thios is rubbish but it isnt every day you catch two wasps getting it on, fair play.

Ivor
very Ricky Gervals :Animals

Mick,the critic
Most informative.I was never aware of the sound these wonderful little insects(I Believe my spelling to be correct)actually made...sounds most exhausting for the little chaps....oh and chappess`s.

JOShUA kANE
oh dear - would it not have been better to have the voice overs from a porn movie? that might have been funnier!

mark
It amused me for...oh 2 secs, then i got really, really bored!

yep
a disaster

lupuskeek
Liked the sound effects but the camera work was really shoddy and out of focus. Great idea hung badly. Still worth a minute of my time at work, as when I was watching it most people stopped and asked what I was watching, I said, "Porn what do you think?"

Serus
Made me laugh at first, but in the end, just plain stupid. LOL.

Danny
Well Done. Now i wish i was a turd

Axel
A better ending would have been a shoe coming down on them ? The title then could have been : coitus interrupt-us

Rob
Predictable and slightly childish. I expect you like Carry-On movies.....

MaFt
sorry, i thought it was a bit naff... very childish, especially with the sound effects

Mike
Do NOT play this within earshot of anyone. They may get entirely the wrong idea about what you use the internet for...

Riviera
One of the funniest things I have ever seen

Andy Paul
The soundtrack made my young children come over to the computer and ask what was going on. "whats all the noise about ?" was my sons question. I told him it was a joke. It was funny, a good 60 secs well spent.

Brook
Sir David Attenborough would be proud!

Chas Manson
Is it wrong of me to find this film deeply arousing? I've always been excited by trains. Well done you!