SYNOPSIS OF STORY

A masked killer; a frightened young victim; a snapping, crackling, springtime wood, and a frying pan. All these and more will bring anxiety, will widen your eyes in shock, clench your buttocks in panic. And hopefully give you some nice serving suggestions. A film called Fast Food.

Director - Remy Sharp

Remy Sharp is two inches tall, and made entirely of cardboard. For these reasons alone any film he makes, regardless of quality, should be considered an achievement. Especially if it was raining. His influences are wide and varied, and include black and white Swedish films with no dialogue, because he thinks it makes him seem more intellectual to say he has watched them.
Also directed: The Axe Showdown

YOUR REVIEWS

KT
That was funny XD

phil
although the twist was rubbish and i was expecting a twist with such a lame title it was very well timed

Paul Vortex
Revolting Rhymes Anyone? Quite funny.

duffy
what was that all about?

widget
i thought it was a bit tacky, BUT, I really laughed at the frying pan bit, nice edit there with timing and stuff. it was OK overall.

Gekko.
Seemed to be mostly people running around - could have been a lot less that 1min in my opinion

paulie
roald dahl inspired perhaps.

Jonny
That was just like a cheesey horror except it wasn't a horror movie

Tim Burton
Yeah, i liked it, cool twist

John Elfed Hughes
It didn't achieve anything much for me. Yes - it wasn't dreadful - but it wasn't that good either. Overall, this film is merely satisfactory and with more effort a whole lot more can be achieved.

anon
Not suitable for young people or the faint of heart.

Dave
Weird twist, think I've seen something like it on the Twilight Zone. Next time try taking shots from different heights as well as lengths!

James Roberts
The frying pan gag works well. It, it just came out of nowhere and it works. The rest is very average though. The camera work is bland, Remy's The Axe Showdown has much better camera work. Also I have NO idea what the girl says after she hits the guy! Someone please let me know. It's OK, but based on the Axe Showdown, Remy can do better. One decent gag, does not a good film make. ** stars

Lizzie
Well done - for a chap 2" tall and cardboard, this is a sterling effort. the Human face of cannibalism... quite funny too. You should've lost the 'Jason' mask, seen it before somewhere, try a rubber gimp mask nect time.

Babe2004
It was GOOD but not very affective

R. Dmouse
Good film. Nice chase, good suspense, and I liked the ending.

Throat warbler mangrove
The apple looked completely fake but I enjoyed the acting from the big guy who looked really quite terrifying

Uncle Spoon
Like it, cool it dad your wake the neighbours baby and then some!

Matteo
Good effort. The lighting for the interior bit may be a bit too amateurish, but then again the story was quite fun.