SYNOPSIS OF STORY

Anti-drugs animation. Two clowns. One okay. The other with pins in it.

Director - Leigh Smith

Experimental filmmaker from Cumbria.
Also directed: Disengage Tongue / Engage Brain

YOUR REVIEWS

stew and dean
not as bad as russell makes out

Mike
If i didn't read the synopsis i wouldn't have known they were pins sticking out. WASN'T CLEAR AT ALL.

It sucked!!!
Two clowns and no animation or drugs.

Paul Vortex
This is *NOT* Animation. It is stills photography. Utter garbage. If it is supposed to be facetious it still wouldn't hold water. Utter utter garbage! STOP.

shnoo
oh dear! black bin bags..classy

Ray Ray
By far the worst film on this site - Belive me that is BAD.

Gekko.
Yes, okay, you're an experimental film-maker, but both your films are dull! Also, you call this an ANIMATION? I expected some decentish stop-motion or Flash stuff but instead I got this mumfield.

Niall
This is pathetic, really this not put the message across

Guy Souslby
i think you were being foolish making this film.

Russell Cherrington
This is a good example of how not to make films. Poor, just poor.

Josh Wink
Engage razorblade, slit wrists!

eh naw
aw naw man wot a load a crap a fink ur tripin r sumfin..lol

harold m bennett
goodness me. what passes for talent nowadays? depressing really.

Clegg
Having pins stuck in you sounds attractive after whatching this tripe!

Deaddog
WHAT!!!! ARE YOU "A FULL DECK MATE, OR WHAT"

Jamie Davey
I say Disengage Tongue / Engage Brain is better than this

Kira
you completely failed to make your point.

Scot Kenwood
Yeah, yeah, yeah; Drugs Destroy... I wish this director would take some...or less of them.

Tim
Ok I want my 30sec of life back.

Kirsty
What was that?! Bunch of pretentious rubbish thats what.

toyme
spent too long in his bedroom if you ask me.

Cheryl
Keep up the good work!

Ken Chong
Why keep filming junkie clown? instead you should be help him to recover and prosper at circus :-(

Bobtail
Your film has suffered from the reduction in resolution when it gets processed, because to me its not clear which clown has the pins in it (are they in the second clown, or are they polker dots?). Also, the second clown appears to have no face (harsh lighting?). I guess you could recycle the movie as 'faceless clown junkie', or something equally snappy. It might then get a better reception?

Davey Boy
Preachy and pretentious claptrap.

JOShUA kANE
i like the idea but more dolls were needed and imagination with their use!!

wiffy
are all cumbrian filmakers this crap? give it up and get a life.

Justin
Trash. "Your Life Is Not A Toy"...where did you get that from Einstein? What a waste of 60 seconds.

Moi
Ummm, this is a 'film' ? I can barely make out that those were dolls on the screen . What is the significance? How are clown dolls related to drugs?!

Tony
Pointless - won't convinve anyone about anything

jj
crap-ola! good grief,obviously the 'director' has had a bad experience with drugs?

Peter
I think the idea is really great, but the film it's self let's it down.

Harriet
i think it was really good because it learns a lesson

chucky
what drugs is the director on to direct this nonsense? was he drunk?

mary porter
absolute drivel.jeesus!

Magicians dust
Drugs do destroy like the message says 'Just say no.' Blunt to the point, no messing with the factoids

Huntaaar
Sorry but no. I don't like to slander peoples work but i had to make an exception for this nonsense. Arguably the best reason to start taking drugs I've ever encountered.

COCO
I watched this and didnt need any smack. whats everyones problem?

matteo
The most pathetic piece of crap ever seen. I wish I were a toy filled with drugs than watching this stuff. I am going now, time for my blue pills.

ole
didnt seem to have a point

PJ
piffle, thanks to this film i am now a heroin addict

Lee C
Dear, dear... If anything; this poor excuse for a film would drive me to drugs. Utter rubbish.