KEVIN SHOWS WHO'S BOSS
08 March 2007
Having never attended one of Choreographer Kevin's dance classes before, Tara was blissfully unaware of what lay in store. But she soon found out this morning.
With all of the celebrity students awake and gathered in the Dance Studio bright and early at 7am, only Tara was missing. Finally she bounded in wearing the most inappropriate clothing ever – tiny hot pants, a big woolly hat, sunglasses and super high heels!
"Where's your trainers?" her fellow students wasted no time in asking. "I don’t have them, I don't do trainers." Tara replied matter-of-factly.
But Choreographer Kevin had news for Tara. He clocked her outfit as soon as he entered the room: "Hey Tara, lose the glasses love... you have to be in trainers."
Tara naively thought she could win Kevin over, smiling at herself in the mirror: "God, my legs look really good!"
But Kevin soon managed to knock the cheekiness out of her. Throughout the gruelling workout, he made it very clear who was boss.
Excited about a dance move, Tara giggled: "Ooo! I love that!"
"Tara, I have silence in the morning," commanded Kevin.
Tara struggled on, but ended up going the opposite way to everyone else. When Kevin made the students bounce on the spot, she finally threw a strop: "I'm so tired!"
"You need to stop talking, Tara!" Kevin shouted again.
"I've never been to a gym in my life," Tara whined mid-bounce.
"You'd find it easier if you didn't talk!" Kevin snapped.
Shh, Tara, or you'll get a detention!