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Can you create an amusing caption to accompany the picture below featuring Susie and Stewart? No prizes, it's just for fun.

Susie Fowler-Watt and Stewart White.



You know, Suzie, I think you'd look great with a pair of Pat Butcher earrings
Dave Feakes, Ipswich

Susie thinks: Stewart is going to tell me about that hole- in-one again! I must go and powder my nose NOW.
Hugh, Bedford

Did you just fold your arms to show off your expensive watch?
Ted, Ipswich

Go on just sign it and send it to Delia. With you as the Chairman the Canaries will surely make the premiership.
Pip, Binham

Now if I make the tea will you laugh at my jokes tonight?
Trevor Smith, Ipswich

That Julie is responsible for all this bad weather we're having Susie, I can't get onto the golf course you know.
Brian Johnston, Histon

I told you Suze that it's my turn to wear red, it suits me more anyway.
Sharon, Woodbridge

Suzie thinks: Why does he insist on singning that pop-idol song, I'll hit him with this board in a minute.
Pete, Norwich

Suzie, I wish you wouldn't wear that colour lipstick, it clashes with
my jumper.
S Payne, Kettering


Suzie thinks: If I act like a wax-works model, perhaps he'll
stop talking.
Shawn Moye, Hetherset

... and then he said I look like Steve Davies.
Steve Arnold, Northampton

Suzie there is no need to take that attitude. How did I know that you thought there were chocolates in the blue box.
Ken Allen, Beccles

Susie, are you sitting on all my fan-mail by any chance - coz I can't seem to find any yet again!?!?
Jack & Beth, Tydd St. Giles


Stewart: ...and then I said, she's not my mother-in-law HE's my... Suze: ... There's ... a ... spider ... on ... the ... back ... of ... my ... kneck ...
James O'Malley, Market Harborough

Are you sure they said this is the Eastern promise studio?
J Moore, Olney

Can you remember where I parked the car this morning?
Sylvia Scales, Hinxworth

Susie, is that a fly on the wall over there?
Simon, Haverhill

I wanted to read that Suzie, it just not fair..... I'm gonna sulk now!
Ian Walker, Lowestoft

Be honest... can you smell the garlic?
Ms J Evans, Norwich

Oh God no he's talking gibberish again, Julie please hand me one of your socks.
Paul Murphy, Dunstable

Stewart: It's my game and I don't want to play anymore.
Suze: I'll let you win again.
Paul Osborne, Kesgrave

Stewart: (sings) hey hey baby, ooh aah i wanna know if you'll be my girl. Susie: I'm not listening!!
John, Northampton

Suze, if I've told you once I told you a thousand times I do listen to every word you say!
Andy Jones, Rothwell

Common Suze I am listening. Just look at my body language.
Graham Fruish, Northampton

I hope Julie has some nice weather for us tonight as I want to plant out my cabbages tomorrow.
Tom Scripps, Wisbech

Give me the earplugs! He thinks he can sing!
Jean Pound, Clacton

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