Ood Operations
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Ood Operations Head Quarters
Oodsphere
Sector 242.16
Tri-Galactic
Welcome to Ood Operations, serving you since 3914. For over two hundred years Ood Operations have brought you the finest in service options, both in private and commercial capacities, and long may that tradition continue. With new development and quality control systems in place, our service units are second to none. When you think service, think Ood Operations.
Service with a Smile
The Ood were born to serve, and here at Ood Operations service is everything. We know what you want and what you need, and with over two-hundred years experience in the service industry, our reputation is second to none.
Forget robots or artificial intelligence, Ood Operations offer a complete service package in a self-contained, cost efficient and human friendly unit. With an Ood you can go about your daily life, free in the knowledge that all of your service needs are being taken care of.
An Ood for Every Occasion
Here at Ood Operations, we take great pride in being able to provide an Ood unit for every occasion, a product to meet all of your service needs and more. As an intelligent, organic unit, the Ood can be trained and tailored to meet your every need. This makes the Ood, without doubt, the finest service product on the market today. Your wish is their command.
Take a look at some of our most popular Ood orientation packages for all your service needs:
Household Ood
Your standard Ood unit. This unit will take care of all of your household tasks and chores expressly, efficiently, and with a 'human' touch that synthetic intelligence just can't rival. Do you find that a good old fashioned lifestyle gets in the way of living the good life? Then opt for our Household Ood and enjoy the best in life without the burden.
Features include:
- Physical tenacity and thoroughbred quality
- Complete innoculation and medical certification
- Full service training and orientation at our very own social application laboratories
- A choice of 42,000 languages and cultural induction
- A choice of personality settings catalogued from our very own cultural database
- A complete range of dress and outfitting
Pilot Ood
All of the qualities of the Household Ood, but with the added upgrade of a complete trigalactic diploma in vehicle control and navigation. Forget your Autosync systems, fly in style with an Ood Chauffeur.
Added features include:
- Complete training in vehicle wrangling with over 100,000 simulated man hours at the helm
- Complete training and orientation in over 56,000 different vehicles ranging from personal cruiser pods to executive cruise liners and industrial fleet ships
- Executive in-flight service and entertainment options which can be tailored to suit your needs
- Complete mechanical and automotive technology training, to keep your vehicle in tip top condition
Personal Trainer Ood
The ultimate in service Ood can now be custom trained to help bring you to your physical peak. Forget those synthetic supplements with their unpleasant social side effects, hit the heights of physical fitness the old fashioned way with your very own Personal Ood trainer. Fully qualified in over 67,000 species' anatomies and physiological enhancement, your very own Personal Trainer Ood can make a lean, mean and physically fit new you in weeks.
Added features include:
- Complete anatomical and physiological understanding of over 67,000 species and sub-species
- Physical sensitivity allowing you to set your training levels to suit your needs
- Complete training in massage and alternative therapies
- Complete nutritional and dietry knowledge to ensure you're in peak condition from the inside out
Military Ood
A complete and fully trained military unit born to serve. Physically superior to our standard Ood and with full training and advanced instruction in combat techniques and military engagement, the Military Ood are second to none in a war environment. Orientation can be combined with our Pilot and Military Operation schemes to develop other military options and to enhance the Oodkind's military capacity, but with a purpose in servitude, the Ood are most at home in the general infantry. Military Ood prices are graded according to physical prowess and aptitude.
Added features include:
- Superior strength and physical prowess
- Fully trained in 81,032 hand to hand physical combat methods including Martial and Imperial Arts
- Full weapons training in over 47,000 weapons ranging from hand blasters to Grade 12 Azkron Scale weaponry
- Human Protection priority protocol 9
- Expert marksmanship and military engagement protocol listings
For our full range of Ood packages and unit prices, please consult our latest brochure. Please ask us about our special offers and corporate discounts.
A State of the Art Operation
Ood Operations offer the ultimate in service solutions and are second to none when it comes to service. Our Ood units are treated with the utmost care and respect to ensure that they reach you in prime condition and ready to serve, straight from the delivery pod. No fuss, no hidden costs or surprises, just pure quality. Here at Ood Operations, we are at the cutting edge of the service industry with state of the art facilities and technological centres. Using the latest technology we offer tailored social and cultural orientation as standard, and can cultivate personalities and traits to best suit your needs, something that synthetic lifeforms can never match.
The Ood need very little and want for nothing. Simply feed twice a day with Ood Operations patented Ood Sphere nutritional pellets and offer a salt water shower bi-weekly to ensure a healthy and happy Ood. If your Ood is happy, then you'll be happy too.
So when it comes to service, choose Ood Operations. 50% of Galactic Central can't be wrong!
