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Message 1 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 11, 2009

As you may be aware Unsprung becomes pets corner this week... and preparation is everything. So a couple of pilots have been made.

You can find the first one at

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... part 1

and www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... part 2



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Message 2 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 11, 2009

The first part of the second pilot is now available online :

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... Pilot 2 part 1

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Message 3 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 12, 2009

As indeeed is the second part (featuring Tubby the BBC Fat Cat) www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... Pilot 2 part 2

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Message 4 - posted by kittiwakeup (U14158453) , Nov 12, 2009

..I feel dizzy now!..Blimey T R D, you got the writing bug bad! You thought about getting into play/script writing for Real..Derelict? smiley

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Message 5 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 13, 2009


Blimey T R D, you got the writing bug bad!

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not really - I'm sure some people have spent much more time and words writing about Chris Packham. I thought his dogs deserved their own show - and I like the surreal picture of two poodles interviewing a dead cat biggrin
I think Percy deserves an audience too...smiley

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Message 6 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 17, 2009

Unsprung is now history. For the top wildlife chat show go to

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... Part 1

(Part 2 is still being recorded/edited. smiley)


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Message 7 - posted by PatHod (U14209975) , Nov 17, 2009

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Message 8 - posted by natureDeirdre (U14011463) , Nov 17, 2009


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Pathod I really don't think that was necessary

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Message 9 - posted by snowhawkeyeone (U14189395) , Nov 17, 2009

Pathod may have been a bit impolite, but sometimes natureDeirdre one has to be 'cruel' to be kind. Besides not finding it funny I had not a clue what Itchy & Scratchy were on about.

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Message 10 - posted by LateNightSkies (U14017143) , Nov 17, 2009

Personally I love the Itchy and Scratchy show TRD, this is something me and snowhawkeye obviously don't agree on!

For me, your little scripts are very amusing and very mood lightening, they certainly make me chuckle out loud smiley

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Message 11 - posted by snowhawkeyeone (U14189395) , Nov 17, 2009

Good for you LateNightSkies, good for you! Go girl, go!
Sorry TRD, I stepped on your toes. At least you make someone laugh with your 'show'.

Hey LateNightSkies, old girl, what about this one, my own contribution, be honest.

I saw a dead elephant in our road once.
Just lay there dead, as traffic & people went by.
I phoned the police, 'I want to report a dead elephant.'
The desk sergeant said, 'What!?? A dead elephant!?? Are you trying to be funny, sonny??'
I replied, 'No, I'm not trying to be a funny sonny. If I were a funny sonny the Sarg could put me on a charge! Would I report a dead elephant if I wanted to be funny, or anything dead come to that??'
There was a pause over the phone. He muttered, 'Where is it exactly.'
I told him, 'It's in the road.'
'What's it doing in the road?'
'It's dead!!!'
'I know it's dead, you have told me it's dead, but what's it doing DEAD in the ROAD??'
'Would it make you feel better officer if I told you it was jumping up & down dead?? It's dead!! Dead, as in DEADED DEAD! It's not doing anything DEAD because nothing does anything when it's DEAD DEAD! It's DEAD, I almost shrieked!'
He shouted back, 'Now, don't you start getting shirty with me my boy, I'm only doing my job, asking the relevant questions in an attempt to ascertain the situation as accurately as I can, so an appraisal can be made & neccessary action taken to alleviate the dilema as described, you follow? Now, would you please give me your name & address.'
I told him, 'Bulawayo Drive...'.
He interrupted to say, 'Whoa, whoa, slow down, where the heck is Bulawayo Drive???'
I replied, 'In a village 50 miles north of Jo'burg, why??'
Lots of spluttering & shouting back down the phone as he told me I was through to a police station in Kent....so much spluttering & shouting it woke me up & I almost fell out of bed! winkeye

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Message 12 - posted by LateNightSkies (U14017143) , Nov 17, 2009

Haha Snowhawkeye! I like it, Well done! That made me chuckle too! I don't know why, but I like that kind of humour, possibly more than any other.

Thats another reason why I like these boards, theres so many people and posts on here that make me laugh! smiley

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Message 13 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 17, 2009


Pathod may have been a bit impolite, but sometimes natureDeirdre one has to be 'cruel' to be kind. Besides not finding it funny I had not a clue what Itchy & Scratchy were on about.

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Now I remember you -you're the bod who didn't like my use of the word "shagging" wrt Percy the celebrity stag, but couldn't provide an alternative that you would find acceptable

www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... Percy the Stag Club

I'm not going to comment.

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Message 14 - posted by incrediblefuzzyduck (U14199956) , Nov 17, 2009

TRD I must have missed that thread at the time but am glad to have seen it now. Your little poem made me LOL.

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Message 15 - posted by snowhawkeyeone (U14189395) , Nov 18, 2009

Peace between us TRD. No, I didn't, but that did not influence my opinion on this thread, I don't bear grudges, life's too short. Peace, man, peace. smiley

PS. Why 'TheRealDerelict', if you don't mind me asking??

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Message 16 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 18, 2009


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Unlucky! Part 2 is just being vetted by the men in grey suits (some problems with insinuation) but hopefully it will be up there soon

Meanwhile see www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb... useful advice


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Message 17 - posted by TheRealDerelict (U13667485) , Nov 18, 2009


Peace between us TRD. No, I didn't, but that did not influence my opinion on this thread, I don't bear grudges, life's too short.

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No probs. I set up this thread just so that I could find things later. For those who haven't spotted it "The Scratchy and Sniffy Show" is to Unsprung what "The Itchy and Scratchy Show" is to "Tom and Jerry".


Why 'TheRealDerelict', if you don't mind me asking?

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see www.youtube.com/deer... for an explanation. Basically I wanted "Derelict" but unbelievably someone else got there first. sadface

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Message 18 - posted by PatHod (U14209975) , Nov 18, 2009

To date I count at least 5 copyright infringements!
smiley

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Message 19 - posted by snowhawkeyeone (U14189395) , Nov 18, 2009

Not too sure where the 'TheRealDerelict' explanation is on your Youtube account, but good filming. Well done! Thanks.

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Message 20 - posted by LateNightSkies (U14017143) , Nov 18, 2009

Yay you two made up! You are 2 of my fave male boarders, so thats nice! Haha

Looking forward to the new installment TRD! I can't see the youtube things right now, but I will have a look later smiley

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