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Posted by Minihohum (U14070767) on Friday, 31st August 2012
KENTON: (Slightly drunkenly) Farewell and adieu, to ye fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu to ye ladies of Spain...
JOLENE: Oh no! Kenton's drunk! Who's steering the yacht?
MEL: MerryHell o' course. She's the only one that hasn't had an alcoholic drink.
JOLENE: Looks like Lance has passed out.
MEL: Well that last game of "catch a tiger shark and then drink its weight in rum" finished him off, I think. Anyway, Jo-lean, like I was saying, back when Kenton was a salty sea dog and I was his ship's biscuit, did you know he was also a part-time serial killer?
JOLENE: No! You're kidding! I had no idea! The Bar Steward!
MEL: No he wasn't a bar steward then, in them days he was a seaman through and through. And shiver me timbers if he didn't used to cut people up in bits and distribute their remains at sea. He also kept their blood samples in the air conditioning unit., and one time he -
JOLENE: No! Mel! Don't tell me any more!
MEL: What's up, Jo-lean, you feelin' a bit crook, darlin'? Don't you want to hear some more of my secrets? I was just going to tell you how Aiden likes to wear women's clothing and hang around the only gar bar in Dunedin, but if you're not feeling too chipper....
Posted by JustJanie - Fairweather Strider (U10822512) on Saturday, 1st September 2012
Wonderful, Minihohum, I hope you're not going to stop there!
Posted by Organoleptic Icon (U11219171) on Saturday, 1st September 2012
Something the length of Hiawatha will suffice
Posted by LesleyJ (U15332343) on Sunday, 2nd September 2012
Hilarious, can we have Kenton washed overboard eaten slowly by a Great White, quickly followed by Jolene and Merry please?
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