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Posted by 2wildangelica (U12283931) on Wednesday, 6th June 2012
To match Amy, with or without help,Usha needs a similar personality transplant into folklore wicked stepmother mode:
Ban her from the kitchen
Ban her from the bathroom except for 2 short sessions a day.
Ban her from driving
Take away phone and don't pass on messages.
Don't allow any friends round
Don't let her stay in her room, even if she claims to be studying
Get rid of all her books
Don't allow any talk about a time before she married Bunter.
Interpret every action or remark in worst possible way
All of the above taken from own stepmother's modus operandi; guaranteed to make daughter leave asap! (Though I was much younger than the Amy character)
Posted by imeldalarmour (U15299509) on Thursday, 7th June 2012
Oh, right up there! And the same for Amy for her appalling diction. (" 'Ow couldjer? I feel viola'ed"). Serious piscine discipline for them both.
have you noticed how Amy's accent sounds flatter with each episode ...
what did Karl see in her
Posted by carrick-bend (U2288869) on Thursday, 7th June 2012
Dr TL, I have an alternative scenario to cheer Usha up.
You might like it as it involves giving your elves meaningful and imaginative occupation, and Justice to Pip.
It's quite simple - we sit Usha down on a comfortable chair, with a soft drink and vegetarian snack of her choice, and say to the elves "Elves, make Pip give Amy and Alan the benefit of her wisdom. Make Amy and Alan listen. Use any necessary force", then we hand round the popcorn and take a seat ourselves.
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