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Posted by Ex-Listener (U14736971) on Tuesday, 23rd August 2011
I've been to Uni, did you know?
I've done sums and charts that flow
I'm familiar with a blog
With my tweets you'll be agog
And my websites are a wonder to behold
I can clear up Bridge Farm's mess
It will be a great success
Sales will rocket to the sky
I won't mention e-coli
And the Archer clan will prosper once again
So I told it all to Pat
But it ended in a spat
Then she tears me off a strip
Well it does give me the pip
Which reminds of the Dopey's little brat
Who does she think she is?
Alan Sugar's little whizz?
But she ain't got no degree
She's no genius like me
I can market ice cream to the Eskimos
Life is really so unfair
With my brains who can compare?
And my modesty and charm
With the sausage baron, Tarm
We will soon be millionaires, just give it time
But for now I must away
To my job to earn some pay
There is coffee to be made
Paper clips, in size, to grade
And the copier is on the blink again
But your Bren is not a fool
Enormous fish in tiny pool
All I need is half a chance
For my talent to advance
Oops, sorry, Matt has run out of biccies
Posted by Chris Ghoti (U10794176) on Tuesday, 23rd August 2011
Posted by typewright (U14048004) on Tuesday, 23rd August 2011
Another snork! Love it!
Posted by Jane in Egypt (U14410788) on Tuesday, 23rd August 2011
We need a like button as per Facebook, that was excellent
Posted by Burberry (U14785386) on Wednesday, 24th August 2011
That was SO clever! Loved it.
Posted by unwired (U6817352) on Wednesday, 24th August 2011
Nice start to my day.
Posted by JacksParakeetBeingDe-Nested (U2979858) on Wednesday, 24th August 2011
Snork and thanks, Daisymeadows!
Posted by anna kist (U2314477) on Wednesday, 24th August 2011
Very Good - have a Gold Star.
Posted by returnmigration (U14260026) on Wednesday, 24th August 2011
Why didnt Pat retort "So why cant you get a proper job then you half-wit?"
Posted by Freddy Danby Appreciation Society (U2261191) on Wednesday, 24th August 2011
Daisymeadows Loved it. Thanks so much.
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