That just about says it all, and if you really want to find out more after that, tough... I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you!
And what's he doing on h2g2?
Erm, not a lot, usually lurking or avoiding doing any real work! Occasionally getting round to finishing an entry for the edited guide, and frequently attempting to wind up various BBC employees!
While I'm not actually annoying people, I have been known to write the occasional entry for the edited guide...
Scotch Whisky (So just where did you think the name came from in the first place?)
I do seem to have my name attached to another 21 edited guide entries, but they are either someone else's work I've sub-edited, collaborative entries, or those entries other people have been kind enough to jointly credit me with...
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