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Hello Evil Beings of H2G2. Especially you Unknown Visitor
| The Evil Tea Room | Vice Commander Black Leopard's Office
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The Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom (IGMPD) | Minions of Destiny |
Current Member Count: 73!
Seventy-three Members! Destroy all Humans!
1Before you stretches a huge army base that houses the Evil Army of H2G2. You can see from the entrance several doors that lead further into the base...
Above the base flies The Official Flag of The Evil Army of H2G2 and across the loudspeakers plays the March of The Evil Army of H2G22 One of the doors leads to the Barracks where the soldiers of the Evil Army stay. These include L.A.R.D.W.A.R.R.I.A.R.S. and E.V.I.L.M.I.N.I.O.N.S. This door leads to the airport. This is where the F.F.S.T.s are docked when not used. This door leads to the dock. The offices of the leaders are over here. The top leaders are Supreme Commander EvilClaw and Commander SuperMoo. This door leads to the Evil Annals of The Evil Army of H2G2 Our armory full of our secret acronym weapons is located thru this door. Docked in low orbit above the base is is our Intergalactic Meatpatty of Doom, it is our portible base for off planet attacks. This door leads to the Teleportation control center
Welcome. Feel free to look around. Some interesting places for new and prospective members, as well as our older members:
For anyone who is wondering why several different people answer your postings, it is because we at the Evil Army of H2G2 all have a job to help run and maintain the site. If you haven't already noticed, my(SuperMoo's) job is site design as well as some answering. EvilClaw now adds new members to the list. Everyone else mainly answers. You too can help out by informing me if there are any typos or dead links you find on this page. And Remember: Only you can start forest fires and then blame it on someone else. Also here is our badge. If you want to be the proud new owner of this badge you can join up by clicking Here Official Member of
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This Membership Has Been Approved
By The Founding Four |
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| EvilClaw | SuperMoo | | Draco | Overmind |
Alternate Badge:10 This Badge brought to you by: Pickers:the choice candy bar made by plumbers with drooping pants.11
For referances to the positions held by the founding four please visit our members list If you wish to see notices of our invasion plans plese add this page to your friends list12To Join just fill out this Evil Army of H2G2 Recruiting form
EvilClaw: Supreme Commander SuperMoo: Commander and Second in Command Draco: Commander in charge of Air Support14 Overmind: Commander in charge of Ground Support15 Black Leopard: Commander in charge of The Evil Army Space Forces Benjahv:Black-Op Leader Reefgirl: Minister of "Truth"16 Angussporran: Ensign under Supermoo in Weapons Development TB Falsename: His Grace the Deli Llama, spiritual leader of the EA and purveyor of high quality kosher produce and bagels.17 Also, washer of Supermoo's tights.18 Also, the Vice-Admiral of His Catjesty's Imperial Navy. lil: Maker of Tea19 and Keeper of Rob the Carpet Angussporran: Official Archivist and Chronicalist for the "Malton Excursion" NavigatorBlack: Pirate Captain of the EAN Black Heart
Thanks to Wonko for creating the graphic that the graphic at the top of the page was adapted from
1 *=the rank is associated with the Evil Army
2 Sandstorm by Darude
3 We all know how important it is to visit our commander's home and get to know him...as well as maybe offer some bribes...
4 He's a cow and is the Grand Duke of The Cows. He also is the leader of The Cow House. Eat all the beefburgers you want...just don't call em h*mburgers...He hates that lack of adknowledgement...He also takes bribes...Or maybe some thanks for designing this page...
5 The Overmind is in charge of the Zerg Primary Hive Cluster and PAZA(Protoss And Zerg Alliance)
6 He's a dragon and is the leader of The Dragon House. He is also in charge of air support in the Evil Army of H2G2.
7 Creative name huh? Put it on your site if you are a member.
8 The MotMV is where the majority of the Evil Army of H2G2 members "hang out"
9 This list was made to facilitate invasion choice to avoid invading an inactive/non-military society
10 Thanks to AK for creating this badge...it's far better than the other one...But in the spirit of Southern stuborness I will still leave the old one on the page...
11 EvilClaw has been begging me to tell everyone that this is his joke...but I won't...NEVER...oh poo...
12 I will post the information for each invasion in a journal which will show up on your conversation list
13 everyone else is rankless until given a promotion; also note:The list is generally ordered by rank level
14 Missing In Inaction
15 Missing In Inaction
16 Propaganda Minister
17 Cause he threatened violence if he didn't get this position
18 Revenge is a dish best served with pizza and BBQ Sauce
19 Seriously, did you want to keep drinking tea that that dead yak Bob made?
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Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. Evil Army: Invaded Notice
(Mar 30, 2007)
The Terranic Army, under the leadership of Terran, has invaded the Evil Army of H2G2 and her ally the MotMV. Fighting is currently occuring at the invasion point on the EA base, the Evil Tearoom, and the MotMV tearoom. all EA soldiers should report to the battlefield to defend the base.
Invasion point: F1742576?thread=4013997&latest=1
Evil Tearoom: F1742576?thread=440906&latest=1
MotMV Tearoom: F3029589?thread=654767&latest=1
For Destiny Dictates, So We Follow!
Commander SuperMoo
Second In Command and Weapons Expert of the Evil Army of H2G2
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Attention All!
(Jun 24, 2006)
The Evil Army's war machine is on the move again. As you read this, EA Commanders are making battle preparations and devising strategies. This next battle will be a historic event in EA history. We are going up against an RPG society, provided they agree to the battle. Of course, this means we have to play by their rules. As such, all participating soldiers need to create an RPG character. To this, I (SuperMoo) can be of aid. Either way, I have set up a RPG version of the Evil Army known as The Minions of Destiny and can be found at A12695330 ... As soon as the page is up and running all those wishing to participate in the RPG battle should sign up there...of course the possitions of commanders are open...but first dibs go to the commanders of the normal army. EvilClaw and myself retain our ranks as Leader and SiC...as for making your characters, use the ruleset provided at U673963. Like I said...I can help you with any problems you have as can EvilClaw. You should all also review the rules of continuity.
For Destiny Dictates, So We Follow
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First Annual (by which I mean whenver I feel like it) Evil Army Trivia Contest
(Dec 4, 2005)
The First Annual et cetera et cetera contest will begin on Monday the fifth. It will end at the latest on Friday.
The rules are as follows: On Monday, the ten trivia questions will be posted. Everybody participating only gets one guess a day. At a set time each day (7 EST) I will check the answers and tell you if your questions as a whole are right or wrong. That is to say, I will not tell you which individual questions are wrong. If you think this is unfair I remind you. EVILClaw. EVIL. Claw. Not GoodClaw or MediocreClaw. EVILClaw.
The first person to get all ten questions right by Friday at 7 EST will win the trivia contest and 1 point to be redeemed at our online store. By which I mean its on h2g2. The store will be set up later following discussion with my lawywers on whether I can legally outsource to Canada and claim that I made the prizes.
New participants can join in anytime but they are still subject to the same time limit as anybody joining from the beginning.
Ready? Make fighting.
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Scavenger hunt/Trivia Contest
(Nov 5, 2005)
It has recently come to my (EvilClaw's) attention that many of you would love a cameo in my comic and/or for me to actually make more comics. It has also come to my attention that EA is also the abbreviation for Electronic Arts. D*mn copyright infringement with our motto "Challenge Everyone!"
Anywho, I thought of something but I need to know how many of our members would be interested.
If I arranged a game with a cameo role or sketch as the prize how many of you would be interested?
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Hootoo Presedential Army
(Sep 12, 2005)
Hey...if we get 10 people from the Evil Army to support Hypatia ( A5645531 ) we will become the presidential army if she wins...so...go pledge your support!
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