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But Paul, if Christopher the Professor were thrown at you, you could use Phyllis the Lawyer to sue him in front of Virginia the Judge, and be awarded the novelty cufflinks as the Mason Granade Band plays a victory song! It's win/win!! 
*throws £1 at moo*
*throws lit dynamite at sayhey*
<ducks>
(Why is there no smiley for ducks?  )
*smakes paul in the face with a steak whilst he is distracted*
Yum! 
You are so good to me. 
*freezes just as i was going to hit paul on the head with a bar (drinks) in a suitcase,exicutes an emergancy manouver resulting in the bar folding out of the suitcase and setting up*
*puts the beer song on the radio*
They play that song every year at Octoberfest.
In Heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
no this one http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo
*walks into a bar*
ouch
If you had simply passed the bar, you could be earning big bucks as a lawyer. 
I could be like that one guy's cousin vinnie...and defend those two yoots
A worthy endeavor. 
It's been six or seven months since I was last here.
Now the place is abandoned. The others are apparently out buying car companies and repossessed houses for next to nothing... 
*Now* you tell me! 
All the good stuff is probably gone, and I would have to settle for Yugo or some shanty that's about to fall down. Wait! I think that's what I have now!  I think I'll sleep out in the lettuce patch tonight, provided it doesn't rain...
That's a good plan, Fluffy Pink Rabbit.
You don't need to buy a car company. You can't drive a car anyway.
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