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MASTERS OF THE MULTI-VERSE

Resistance is Useless!

BEWARE OUR SNEAK ATTACKS!

WE CAN ATTACK LIKE NINJAS! COOL ONES, not lame ones... really! We mean it!

	Theory of Multi-versal Domination

The Theory of Multi-versal Domination has been attempted by many, by the Vogons, Krikkit (Who we are now in league with). The theory goes thus: - Raise a great army of power, gather powerful allies, destroy everyone who stands in your way taking the multi-verse system by system, forming a huge empire planet by planet.

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	Main Plan

Take over Multi-verse

Domination plan1:- Deploy Minkie Army
Domination plan2:- Laugh Manically

We're working on 3

	Allies and Armies Thus Far

Masters of the Multi-verse was created by:

SpAcEcAdEt_1st_ClAsS Founder-and-Supreme-Commander-in-Chief
The Sludge bomb Mark 2 creator and controller of the 6 Zogett planets and soon to be ruler of Betelguese 5!
Mwahahahahahahahaha
Also a muse of perpetual rains of bedsteads and annoying sarcasm.

Haikeeba! Co-Founder-and-Guy-What's-not-quite-Supreme-Commander-in-Chief
Ruler of the left nostril of the Horse-Head Nebulae (As of last Thursday)
Chief of weapons development currently working on Raspberry missle repellant and Jelly-Filled Splatter Bombs!
Keeper of the Colander of DOOM!
Mwahahahahahaha

NuclearConfusion Grand Admiral of Special Forces
Overlord of the Crab Pulsar (NGC 1952, or M1 for all you Messier fans out there!)
Leader of the Fanatical Death Chickens of the Crab Nebula, elite special forces by anyone's reckoning.
Mwahahaha

Armies joining the initial plan:
Minkie Army
The Evil Dark Wood Elf & Dark Sprite Army
The Tribe of Triphids
The Armies of Krikkit
Sun Wukongs Monkeys from the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit
Jonesy the One-Eyed Cat and his Dust-Mite Invasion Force
Milk-Munitioneers of Dragol⁷
Fanatical Death Chickens of the Crab Nebula

Protectors of Pratchett's Anonymous!

Allied With

The H2G2 Assassin's guild nil mortifi sine lucure

MEMBERS OF THE MASTERS OF THE MULTIVERSE:

MEMBERS OF THE MASTERS OF THE MULTI-VERSE-----------------ReefgirlThe Chef at Sam Maguire's Bar, Jedi Knight, Mercenary for Hire and Werevixen.AKPresident of Intelligence, Inspector of Stuff.Leader of the The Nifty Warriors of What-Not!Special Abilities: Matrix Stuff, D-and-D magic, rudimentary psyonics...Special Weapons: Good swords(blue glowing, dark iron hilt)Various cool weapons...GodBenThe god of doors, eunuchs and car dealerships.Grand Admiral of the Imperial NavyLeader, Army of the Eunuchs and Army of the Car-salesmen!SPECIAL WEAPONS: Zion gun (It can destroy a star with one shot)SPECIAL ABILITIES: Ability to create and control doors(But not Jim Morrison)Almighty BobGod of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators,and the inability to cook an omelett without breaking eggs.Grand Imperial Field Marshal of the 19th Regiment of Suicide SquadsCommander of the Entire Berserker Directory Inquiries TelephoneOperatives Corp of ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha!Alphabet SoupChief Inspector of Morse CodeCommander of The Army of Collectors of Unidentifabally Similar Looking TeapotsSpecial Abilities: The ability to control blinking!Can arrange letters in a bowel of soup!Special Weapons: A pyro cannon, a hydro cannon anda tape recording of a government debate (sleep inducing)!Cinnamon SpiderChief of Luminous Felines and Enigmatic Codes Commander of The Force of the Green Jelly Protazoa of Viltvogol 6Special Weapons and Abilities: Fanatical White Tiger;ability to communicate with said tiger; telepathy; pyrokinesis!Wøñkø †hë {Îñ}§åñëStrike Force CommanderCommander of a Bunch of Sentinels n Diggers and Some Strange Robots and a Bunch of Hornets!Special Weapons or Abilities: A1323226Bacon...FootBaconSergeant Majoress of Tights and Things that go Eurgh!Commander of The Tights Wearers Anonymous and Scorpion Kids!Special Weapons and Abilities: Able to suffocate enemies with tights mainly and if anyone else wears our tights as a disguise, then we unleash our secret weapon…the weapon of SURPRISE...and fear.Fish's FreakCaptain (with a superhero cape!)Commander of The Marks: An Army of Slightly-wet Soldiers called Markwho Love Star Wars and are Very Good at Playing Chess!Special Weapons and Abilities: I can squirt waterAnd Since I am a godess, technically I'm omnipotent!Dr AntheaFleet AdmiralCommander of The Assassins Guild!Special Weapons and Abilities: Magic, assorted weaponryLogicus Tracticus Philosoficus1st Triumvir In CommendmumCommander of United Army of Schismatic'sSpecial Weapons and Abilities: Abnergation of consuetude to P.O.W,Depredutor-extrodinaremAd_CaDeT_fIsH (aka charlie if ya like)Mad Deployer of Useless Advice Commander of The Evil Poisnous Grasshoppers Who Humm Annoyingly (aah! the humming!)

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