I like my coffee how I like my women... covered in bees!!
Member of the Wessex Researchers Group
Scottish Researcher in exile1
Keeper of Flawed Logic, the English Civil War and Heavy Metal
Scout.
So far I have been Quote of the Day three times.
Welcome, Unknown Visitor, to my little corner of H2G2.
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
If only for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil...
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!
c:\whoami
I am a 30-year-old male who currently resides in Swindon2 but wants to live in Edinburgh. Mrs. Dreadful and I live in a proper house nowadays (i.e. we bought it) which is still being decorated, but is now mostly liveable.
Cross Country Pantomime
I do Live Action Roleplay, a strange activity where people dress up, stomp around a muddy campsite (or draughty old youth hostel), sometimes get drunk and hit each other with rubber swords.
I am a player at Maelstrom and am involved in the early planning stages of an as-yet-unnamed system which will hopefully be running near Swindon. I fully intend to get around to crewing Insurrection one day and hope that I'll be able to make the second Outcast event next year.
My character at Maelstrom is a Kamakuran 'flat-face'3 named Atsushi who works for the Bitter Moon Tea House.
The FBA Wiki Wiki Website is the indispensable guide to all that is plain wrong in LARP. WARNING: Contains salty humour and even saltier language.
Of course the biggest problem one encounters hunting spiders on Frontier is finding a tumbler and piece of card that are big enough. Redvers Fenn-Cooper |
Critical Miss
When I'm not doing Live Role-Play I go for the table-top variety, I'm not playing anything at the moment but am hoping to get an irregular game of Paranoia on the go at some point.
I heft my mace and start doing Conan poses. Mr. Dreadful after the DM asked What is your character going to do? |
I also play World of Warcraft, and can mostly be found on the Terenas4 server as Rhistel, a Blood Elf Hunter.
Cold Steel
In March 2007 I have took up Medieval Martial Arts5, it's great fun and I'd recommend it to anyone with an interest in history and/or combat techniques. From this I am thinking about giving historical re-enactment a try... at the moment Late Medieval is looking like my period of choice for no better reason than I like the clothes.
Interesting? Quite.
A couple of years back I did an IQ test. I scored 160. This means I can quote a largely meaningless number at people who claim to be more intelligent than I am.
Gore Factor 10
I like extreme metal. Particularly Carcass, Bolt Thrower and Gorerotted. Mrs. Dreadful doesn't like extreme metal and is frequently appalled at my taste in music (but she loves me anyway).
What the bloody Hell are you listening to? Mrs. Dreadful |
In two shock developments in 2006 Mrs. D not only said that Bolt Thrower's latest album is quite listenable, but mentioned that she doesn't mind Darkthrone
Real Ale
I'm a real ale drinker, and also a member of the Campaign for Real Ale. If you've never tried real ale I suggest you do so at the earliest opportunity... it's far superior to lager or alcopops.
Anarcho-Dandyism
In 2006 I discovered a little magazine called The Chap, "The gentleman's quarterly that is both quarterly and for gentlemen." It is through this, often satirical and occasionally serious, publication that I discovered the movement known as "Anarcho-Dandyism".
Also known as 'Agit Fop' Anarcho-Dandyism is uniquely 21st Century act of rebellion expressed through wearing nice clothes and being polite to others. We live in an age where ripped jeans are available in every high street shop and being disrespectful to one's elders is the norm... so being naturally rebellious this seemed like the logical choice. After all, what's the point of rebelling via tradtional means when everyone else is doing it?
I Thrive on Chaos
Really, just look at my desk. I'm also possibly a Discordian, though I have been summarily pre-emptively retroactively excommunicated.
Scouting
I've had to stop being a Scout again... maybe one day I'll actually get a good run at it without Real Life tripping me up.
I am a Scout... no, not that kind of scout... rather, I am an official h2g2 Scout. My (voluntary) job is to hang around in Peer Review and select Entries which I think should be in the Edited Guide... those which don't quite cut the mustard are nudged along by myself, the other Scouts and/or any other Researchers who feel they have something to contribute.
The best advice I can give to anyone hoping to submit something to Peer Review is that you read the Writing Guidelines first to check whether or not it's suitable... it makes our job a lot easier!
Bribing me with beer will not get your Entry through PR any quicker... but I'll accept the bribe anyway.
Of course, there are other Scouts on h2g2... Emmily's List of Scouts.
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Researchers What I Have Met In Real Life
(Almost in order of appearance)
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| I'm a Thursdayite! | |
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| Thursday - Always has been called Thursday,
always will be called Thursday | |
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Edited Entries What I Wrote by Myself
Edited Entries What I Helped With.
Guide Entries What I Are Writing
Guide Entries What I Want to Write
- Napalm Death the Band
- UK Postcodes a History
- Malleus Maleficarum the Witches Hammer
- Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play the Game
- Forgotten Realms - The Dungeons and Dragons Campaign Setting
- Timecube.com
- Live Action Role-Play - A History
- I, Claudius - The BBC Television Series
- The 95th Regiment of Foot (Rifles) - 1809-1815
Guide Entries What I Were Writing but Don't Want Anymore
Outside h2g2
When not haunting these environs I can usually be found at The Sheridan Club or on LiveJournal where, due to an oversight on my part6 I am listed as mrdreadful.
That's about it for now, I'll write more when I can be bothered. Ta ta.
Don't miss the Number 6!