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A brief history of Dr E Vibenstein1 All facts2 verified by someone whose mother's friend's cousin's ex-husband's milkman was once on the same train as the late Norris McWhirter3. Dr E Vibenstein4 was born, through no fault of his own, in the week that Amazing Grace by the Pipes And Drums Of The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards was the number one single, a trauma from which he never quite recovered. The seeds of his literary career were sown when, at the tender age of seven, he received perhaps the ultimate accolade - the joke he sent to The Beano was chosen as "Joke Of The Week". Having comprehensively failed to become a rich and successful rock star, EV was bitten by the Internet bug in 1997, and after a course of painful injections, inaugurated a website of his very own, which has attracted enthusiastic e-mails from all over the world, not all of which have been "get rich quick" schemes or invitations to websites containing pornographic material. | | |  | | John Peel 1939-2004 | |
Since discovering h2g2 in the late 20th century, EV has had numerous guide entries accepted, encompassing such diverse subjects as John Peel, cake, and the tact and diplomacy of Prince Philip. He retired from a long and rewarding career as an ACE in 2004, although he remains a Guru and a Scotsman, and is now married5 to fords with a gorgeous screaming dervish of a daughter. All correspondence regarding Nigerian money laundering schemes should be sent here. Get out more! The Scottish Researchers Group6 invites you to HAMSTER in Glasgow on November 1st. If you couldn't make that one, keep an eye on the other upcoming community events7.Wondering what a real life h2g2 meet looks like? Edited highlights from previous meets can be found at EV's Rogues Gallery. Careful now. Let's get ready to grumble. Tetchy? Irritable? Or just plain miserable? Join P.U.D.D.I.N.G.8 and say it loud: I'm grumpy and proud! I have too many badge(r)s now.
What are you talking about? I wonder what does.
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1 Dr E Vibenstein is keen to point out that he is not a doctor of medicine. 2 Except this one. 3 He wasn't dead at the time, obviously, but he may well have been late, as he was on a train after all. 4 "EV" to his friends, enemies, and people who have never met him. 5 Sorry ladies. 6 Judean People's Front? We're the People's Front of Judea! etc. 7 Some of which may not be entirely alcohol-related. 8 People United in Defence of Depression, Irritability and Natural Grumpiness.
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| Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. h2g2 on Wikipedia May 21, 2009
That's an interesting link on the front page. I've always thought that if h2g2 is really the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, then Wikipedia is the Encylopedia Galactica. More worthy, more accurate, but infinitely more dull.
Time parallel vortex thingy. Mar 19, 2008
We bought a new bin for the kitchen. Now I don't know what to do with the old one.
If I take it out to the wheelie bin and throw the bin in the bin, will it create an infinite loop outside the back door? I'm not sure I want that. A great big 20 GOTO 10 scenario in the back garden.
The perils of headline writing. Feb 20, 2008
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7254547.stm - "Chelsea boss sent death threats"
What did he do that for? And who did he send them to? Alex Ferguson, maybe?
It must be Christmas or something. Dec 22, 2007
Now showing on Sky Three: WHEN SANTAS GO WRONG.
My other blog has a Christmas tree. Dec 17, 2007
http://evibenstein.blogspot.com/200...tmas-time-theres-no-need-to-be.html
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