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If I am not around at the moment but you need help then the ACES or GURUS will be more than happy to help you. LAIR OF THE GOTHIC PRINCESS (!)
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I Am MORT ... An Ageing Goth! Smoke me a kipper.....
Greetings Unknown Visitor1, Welcome to My Lair.
A bit about me....
I am 38  and live in Scotland with my 2 cats. I am a qualified Veterinary Nurse with a great deal of experience in the practical aspect aswell as the managerial side of it. I like to think of myself as 'unique' but most people just seem to think I am crazy!
I love Sci~Fi, reading and sleeping as much as possible. Feel free to drop in for some 'Scumble2
anytime!
If you want to find out more about me then just ask, or visit Morts Website
My favourite joke: What do you call a sheep  with no legs? ... A Cloud! 
............I'll be back for breakfast! 
Contact me at nannobots at yahoo dot co dot uk but put h2g2, nickname and user number in the subject line or it will be deleted automatically in case it is spam.  SETI@home
From the famous Arecibo Observatory, which houses the world's largest single dish radio telescope, scientists are listening out for transmissions from space. Participate in this project for the search for extraterrestrial life with other h2g2 Researchers on The SETI@home Project. If you do take part, there is a small but captivating possibility that your computer will be the one to first detect a message transmitted from an alien civilization. Wow!     DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME?
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- Jean Paul
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| Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. Mort Returns!
Jul 6, 2009
Grr - despite a 5 month disagreement with the log in monster - just cos I got a new PC - I am back 
Finally had to create a new account to work out why my secret answer to the secret question wouldnt work - after exhausting all possible alpha numeric combinations - I discovered I needed an extra digit 
Biggest news is I have quit smoking - 5 months nicotine free I have smoked since I was 17. In 6 weeks I will be 39  , so I did good - cold turkey, full stop, quit one day (I had no money and no choice).
Miss it though  but lungs happier and as I developed asthma 2 years ago then it was a no brainer really. Just needed to talk myself round - but this time actually 'doing it' rather than 'thinking it'.
Still got WeeOne, my baby girl cat. She is 18 this year - and the last of them.
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Oct 19, 2008
Still occasionally lurk.
Not been the best of years.
Family stuff.
Also lost my baby boy Spiggy. Had to get him put to sleep in August so major uncontrollable 
He was 20 years old - I know he did well, but just means a bigger part of my life is now missing.
My baby girl cat is giving me extra cuddles.
On to happier things - got a 'sort of' love interest  (and a couple of others devoted to me! )
Not Right!
Feb 6, 2008
There is something very wrong about seeing Easter Eggs on the shelves when there is snow on the ground and dead Christmas waiting for collection.
Summer of 2007...
Oct 1, 2007
Well that was fun!
To summarise...
999 - Emergency Response Guy - Paramedics - Intensive Care - week in respiratory ward - ASTHMA! (no previous asthmatic history).
2 weeks later and notice to quit flat of 10 years - - flat found 6 days before eviction deadline - ££££££££ (thanks mum and dad!) - more ££££££ - 10 days ago I get new expensive home.
Stressed?! Moi?!
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Oh My!
May 27, 2007
I am not even going to attempt to try to get through my message log.
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