I'm finding it quite difficult to know what to write here. Normally I have no problem talking about myself but for some reason writing it down isn't as easy. I think it's because whatever I write will still be here tomorrow when I'm in a completely different mood and then it'll make me cringe.

Anyway, here goes...

I'm Sarah, I'm eighteen years and four days old and I'd like to be older. Other things I like include movies with preposterously happy endings, ice cream, and multicoloured stripes. I go to an all-girls school, which makes it hell to meet real people especially of the male variety, but I've recently discovered that I rather like it. And now they're threatening to make it co-ed, and close the sixth form, which I think is apalling, and am doing everything to oppose. Their internet servers keep going down. But the education's not so bad, I got four As at AS level!! and it can't be because I'm clever, 'cos I'm not.

For a length of time I can't accurately determine (but I think is about 15 months) I've also been embroiled in a varyingly serious relationship with Silly Willy - Archangel, PS of Silly Names, Keeper of Green. And although he wouldn't like me to say this here, where anybody could read it (as if), I'd just like to tell you all that he's great and I love him to bits. So there.

When I grow up (or should that be if?) I'm going to be about as lazy as I am now and hopefully get paid for it. I'd like to have a bookshop, or a shop that sells beads. One day I may have a Linguistics degree, and then maybe I'll be a language therapist (I hear there's a shortage at the moment). Anyway it doesn't really matter, jobs and money are nothing to love which I have.