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Hi You have got through to the page of Sprout. This page is best viewed in alabaster or brunel I suspect. In the real world I live in Belgium (chipsandmayonnaisesmiley). Which is not as dull as some people might think. I work for a big organisation on environmental law issues. In smiley terms this makes me an I reckon.
If I'm on the site, you might find me contributing in Peer Review or Ask H2G2. But I quite like to lurk around, read the Post, that sort of thing. I sometimes post at work but the articles are written at home. I might start an ALT TAB fan club for other researchers who are keeping one eye over their shoulder while they post I have an involvement with the Underguide scheme for hootoo. Why not comment on creative, non Edited Guide writing in the Alternative Writing Workshop? For even more evidence of the amount of interesting stuff hiding in the shadows of Hootoo, use this. Of course sometimes it's just rubbish, but that's life... I'm a dedicated follower of H2G2's two fantasy football leagues. Recently I have been consistently in the top three or so, but have only won once. For a more personal journal of my travels in Africa, you can read the archive of Post articles contained here. I've put the graphic for it below. Or for some strange mountaineering stories, try here. It comes with a nice picture, exhibited below. Another little project is best explained by the following: The Hootoo archives contain many weird and wonderful bits of writing, which don't always get the attention they deserve. Unless they enter the Edited Guide, or are unearthed by The Post, Underguide or CAC, they may lie unread and unloved for years, while their authors go out for a sandwich or even permanently Elvis1. The best way to find these gems is undoubtedly through the search engine, having ticked the box marked no Edited entries. The infinite improbability engine and searching conversations provides too much dross: searching unedited guide entries is the way to go. A life in articles The sprout was brought up in a small town near Bristol. There wasn't much to do, but you can play West Country Skittles, England, UK Later on I lived in France for a couple of years, in Bordeaux, Gironde, France mainly. I spent quite a bit of time in the mountains Digging a Snow Shelter and Avoiding Avalanches - Basic Safety and Survival Tips. One of my favourite spots is Briançon, Hautes Alpes, France. I also wrote Writing a Letter to the British Government . I worked for the UK Civil Service before moving to Belgium and the article hopefully gives you an inside view on how to get the most out of your letter. I have spent a bit of time in airports recently with work - and this got me wondering - why are they so badly designed? Why does the bus from the plane take me to the other end of the airport from where I need to be? Why can't I buy a stamp? This rant is the result. 1 In other words - the author has 'left the building'.
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| Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. Bergfest Apr 17, 2009
This is what the Germans call the birthday I've just 'celebrated'. The idea is that you are halfway to your allotted three score and ten, up to now you've been climbing up the mountain, from now - all downhill.
Not totally cheerful perhaps, but something to think about anyway. I think it is good to take this kind of milestone to think about what you want to do next. Acting on it, as opposed to simply dealing with events is another thing altogether of course.
Family are all on good form - sproutbaby has just discovered rolling and is now getting stuck up against furniture, that kind of thing.
sproutlet is a lot of fun - strange mixture of quite perceptive comments sometimes, and then days where he just wants to 'act the baby'. He's more a reflective child - likes his jigsaws, trains and lego, not so keen on football and running around despite (or because of!) my efforts.
Have been writing a little bit, but not motivated enough to get it on to the site.
Really looking forward to the summer coming - every year the day I first get into the garden with a book and a beer is a red letter day. Easter was about the first time we could really do this in comfort. Not so many flowers in the garden this year, as the cold spot over xmas did for a lot of them.
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Turtle goat Jul 15, 2008
Number two son that is.
Makes a noise like a goat, and moves his face and head like a turtle.
Other than these profound observations, would reckon that we managed to break some sort of record for speed of birth - from first symptoms to holding baby, two hours, including dropping number one son at the creche, and driving to the hospital.
Apart from normal jealousy, stomach ache, back ache and tiredness (each member of the family has at least one of these symptoms but no more than two) all is well, and thank Bob it stopped raining.
sprout
One journal entry a year Apr 10, 2008
But I'm still using the site.
Some poetry, and then the odd discussion in ask or the Forum.
In real life -
Was promoted in the end. Now mangling a team of ten - more chemical law, pesticides and so on.
Second child on the way, for end June start July. Pregnancy has been very difficult for Mrs Sprout. Lots of stressful events of various kinds. No travelling, no walking more than to the end of the road for the last two months... Be glad when it's all over.
Sproutlet is on good form - third birthday coming up soon. His language skills are pretty good, although just occasionally his French/English wires get crossed. Recently he said he wanted to go to the 'pissing pool' for example - if you know that the FR for swimming pool is 'piscine' then you see where it comes from... And when you think about what small children do in there...
Three is somehow a golden age I feel - they're still affectionate, with a very positive outlook on life - every day I walk with the sproutlet past a large construction project, and every day he's absolutely fascinated with what's going on. Have got my thirty year old lego back from my parents, and we're both enjoying that...
sprout
Manglement Mar 30, 2007
Been a long time since I last posted a journal entry, think I'm drifting off the site...
Or maybe just busy. Thought I would mark a spectacularly bad week with a few lines.
The title is in honour of my aborted promotion. I came second in my first go at acquiring a management post - in front of the person who should have got it, but behind the person who did get it... I predict interesting times (as per the oft cited Chinese curse) ahead.
Think I got a nice bitter poem out of it at least.
Other than that, have pulled a muscle and lost a document.
Happier things -
My son is now acquiring new words - each new word has a 1 in 3 chance of being a) recognisably English b) recognisably French or c) not attributable to either language...
He also likes to play hide and seek, draw on the furniture, fetch my shoes (bless...) whether I want them or not and inspect his own poo before consigning his nappy to the bin.
Some holiday coming soon. Went skiing in Feb, and that was good - next big step - leaving the sproutlet with one set of parents (mine, not his obviously.)
sprout
Pipe cluedo Oct 30, 2006
No, not who got hit over the head with the lead piping in the kitchen, although that might be me later...
This is - why do we have water in the cellar and what pipe does it come from? Why is it that plumbing problems are never simple - one pipe, leaking visibly?
This one seems to be two problems - one small leak from the kitchen pipe, that we've known about for a while. For a bit we wondered whether this had got suddenly worse. But in fact it seems we have a blockage on the shower/toilet side of the house (nice) this is backing everything up, forcing water out of any small weaknesses in the pipes.
Took us the whole weekend to come to that conclusion, much mopping up later, and after I had erroneously tried to unblock the shower with a chemical product.
And this is the second time we've had something like this - in a rented flat about four years back, a valve blew on a kitchen sink, the same time as as the central heating pressure went up dangerously. Needed a few days to work that one out as well (unconnected simultaneous problems, in the end).
Let's see if the font of all wisdom, our builder/handyman agrees with the diagnosis...
sprout
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