Welcome to the Realm of the Hippie Ogre! I am so named because I am seventeen and at one point looked like a 30-year-old long-haired ogre wearing a tie-dyed shirt. Now I'm clean-shaven and have short hair, and, in short, have sold out to the needs of the masses. I am still stuck with this handle though.

I once wrote an article about the actual purposes of telephone surveys, which is complete and absolute garbage, because there is no actual purpose and they're pure evil. Do not associate this article with me please. I have some half-finished guide entries which I've abandoned largely because of my disinterest, so if anyone wants to write an article about Whose Line?, go ahead, because I don't plan to work on mine in the foreseeable future.

I did happen to write an article about Arguments For And Against The Existance Of This Article, which you can search for (I will not link to it because I am lazy). I posted it on Peer Review to be funny, and obviously no one got it, leading me to believe that modern society is declining in such a way that people who are researchers for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Earth Edition have no sense of humor. Kind of makes you think of Mostly Harmless. Oh well, that's about it. Bye-bye.