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What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
Hello there! Welcome to the slightly twisted brain-wrongs of a one-woman mind-mental1.
Recommended album of the moment...
OK - not an album per se, but the James Taylor Quartet, who I've seen live, and I have to say, are 
ing excellent - they give good live music, and James Taylor; the man with the Hammond Organ... so with an Austin Powers-style voice - Yeah Baby! Shagadelic!
...and track...
Well, not a track as such... I'm not Dave Gorman - but these guys are
Confused? Well, click here for an explanation of sorts...
... oh - and do you like to dance? Cosmic!
Minor details about my past and present
For the past three years I have had the pleasure of living in one of the most expensive capital cities on Earth, that being London. Being a student, and hence suffering from terminal debt, it makes life that much more interesting.
I'm not just any student though, I am the most hated of all the types of students-the medical kind.
I just hope you can see through this short white coated exterior and don't hold that against me.
Why the tangent?
Well, that is just a habit of mine to enter a conversation and rapidly move off-topic for some strange yet well-founded (at the time, and of course, for reasons that I don't even know myself) reason. Just to give you a taster, for instance, the topic may be on, say, cartoons2, and somehow I'll say something about how orange is a nice warm colour, and also a fruit high in vitamin C.
How come a circle is involved? Well, it was a remark made by someone who knew a lot more maths than me. Which admittedly isn't hard. The reasoning is this - if the conversation is a circle, and going off at a tangent is going off-topic, then I'm in my own private party some way off the paper.
42: Myth of
Well, I just had to, y'know? After much mathematical wrangling, I still couldn't work it out...so thanks to Rupert the Observer and Argon0 for doing the hard work for me! Much appreciated 
1x7x3x(9+7)/8=42
Or:
17x3-9x(-7+8)=42
On the subject of 42, here's something I thought up whilst walking to the bus-stop one day.
Various Titles Which are Far Too Long To Put After My Name...
...which can be seen here
All will be revealed in one swift click!
Entries Wot I Wrote
...can be seen here, neatly divided into an easy to swallow format
You can also contact me at the predictably named e-mither address:
witty_ditty@hotmail.com
Or even AIM if you want to, at Tangental WD (as Witty Ditty, and even WittyDitty have been taken by others. Charlatans 
)
...and even Yahoo Messenger me at wd42uk if you feel so inclined...
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Last posted: Apr 18, 2004
