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This is the Conversation Forum for There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch << I apologize for the terminally literal-minded Tonsil was here. >> Subject: How to get a free lunch Posted Jul 8, 2001 by kevin j   Posting 1 The simplest way is to let someone buy you lunch and try to persuade you about something you already agree with, or you could walk into a friends apartment and steal food as in every good american sitcom, or you could learn to be a jedi and perform mind tricks, or use leprauchan gold, although these last two only work on Tuesdays for some reason, another graet way to get a free lunch is by living on air but you run the serious risk of looking like a w****r, basically despite what certain people think it is quite easy to get a free lunch. I personally have been on training courses where not only do you get a free lunch but they pay expenses andd let you out early enough to go shopping. Everyone at some point will get a free lunch. Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: How to get a free lunch Posted Aug 14, 2002 by PenzanceTallPerson This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 2 As an alternative, you could always try rooting around in dustbins Read the First Reply to this Posting Subject: How to get a free lunch Posted May 18, 2003 by Researcher 228178 This is a reply to this Posting   Posting 3 or you could try writing to the president Conversation list Most of the content on h2g2 is created by h2g2's Researchers, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of the BBC. The BBC is not responsible for the content of any external sites referenced. In the event that you consider anything on this page to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please click on the relevant button to alert our Moderation Team. Conversation list

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