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Subject: accident prone erm yes
Posted Jul 19, 2008 by
minichessemouse. {ACE} There are ALWAYS badgers.
 
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An accident waiting to happen



An Accident waiting to happen

Apparently that's what I am

Whether getting home from school today

Or Spreading butter or jam



An Accident waiting to happen

You wouldn't think it of me

Even in my own garden

I managed to fall down a tree



An accident waiting to happen

I feel off my bike a while back

I scraped every inch of my body

And gave my head quite a whack



I have never broken a bone before

I touch wood that I don't

But then knowing me then I will be

Lucky if I don't



We're accident prone my family

Our medical records will show

That some have broken arms or legs

And my dad has broken his nose



An accident waiting to happen

You might say it runs in the family

But in spite of all of these injuries

We all live together quite happily



An accident waiting to happen

I make silly mistakes in my tests

But even in my worst subjects

I am always trying my best



An accident waiting to happen

But if I ever grow up

Then maybe and it's a big maybe

These terrible tragedies will stop.

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