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Bald people, as it can be catagorically stated, have never and will never rule the world.
Why?
I shall tell you. Picture the youthful evil genious, scribbling away at his self righteous ethnic cleansing filled notes. His crop of luxurious, thick hair has provided him with the perfect excuse to stay at home and work upon his schemes for world domination - "I am washing my hair".
And now, picture the bald person. Upon an invitation to leave there paper scattered studies and join their fellow students (lets face it, thats where they all start out), no cunning excuse can be used. No hair washing for them! The ones blessed with the slowest minded friends will pass off their head polishing aliby, but this effect will fade the further they wade into the mire of politics.
And there we have it. The secret to world domination is this: have hair, or a very good wig.
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Entry ID:
A602588
Edited by:
imagination_isnt_insanity
Date: 31
July
2001
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