An excellent claim to make, should you wish to avoid psychiatric treatment after wandering through London with a baguette tied to your head during the month of June, is that you are, in fact, an Artist, and that this is your Art.

The claim may also be effective if you want to surround a small island with pink rip-stop fabric, wander around Germany with a nine foot chimney in your backpack, spend five years walking through Europe with a box on your foot, walk through Greenwich Village for a year dragging a cast iron bathtub, or have horns surgically attached to your forehead.