A brief introduction to me:

• Joined 24th March 2005
• 19 years old
• Live in Essex, but the border to London is at the end of my road - live in Glasgow for university
• Left West Hatch High School in June 2005 (For A Level results see journal)
• Reading English literature, theatre studies and English language at Glasgow University
• Varied music taste spans from Marilyn Manson to Maria Callas, Eminem to Garth Brooks, but my favourite artists are: Queen, Pink Floyd, Oasis, Eminem, Placebo, Braintax and The Streets
• I try to learn as much as I can and don't limit myself to the subjects I study, but they tend to be my forté, including English and drama
• Interested in reading, listening to music, socialising, films, Britcoms, video games when with friends

Well that's all about me, so I best tell you about myself:

Myself¹ is planning to write as many articles of high quality as he can as soon as he can, mainly in between terms at university and this Summer holiday. Myself is a Pythonist, a Pepperite and always remembers his towel. He is planning to write articles on the following: the true definition of epic; full Placebo discography; the Marilyn Manson triptych; Monkey Island/SCUMM games²; University project about the monarchy from 1066- now; Glasgow University; Machievelli; Types of verse; Willow Pattern plate; pie and mash shops. As if that wasn't enough, Myself is working extensively on a university project involving Cricket. That is all.

The H2G2 Beatles Fan Club

And now for something completely different; a musical interlude featuring a bit of patriotism for us all with this lovely hymn by William Blake

 And did those feet in ancient time
    Walk upon England's mountains green?
    And was the holy Lamb of God
    On England's pleasant pastures seen?

    And did the Countenance Divine
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here
    Among these dark Satanic mills?

    Bring me my bow of burning gold!
    Bring me my arrows of desire!
    Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
    Bring me my chariot of fire!

    I will not cease from Mental Fight,
    Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand,
    Till we have built Jerusalem,
    In England's green and pleasant Land. 

Then, of course, there is finally my comic book alter-ego Prof. Chaos. Anybody who is anybody kneels before the might of this powerful character, but just incase you need to know more about him you should read his biography.

Entries Awaiting Status

Corner of Chaos - Events

(Writing/University) Cricket History (Writing/University) International Cricket (Flea Market) Mormons (Writing) Blue Willow Pattern (Writing) University of Glasgow> (Written) Freddie Mercury

Donnie Darko (A Stella Screen Event) Arctic Monkeys Concert (F/ Milburn) King Tut's Wah Wah Hut The Mighty Boosh Plan B Concert

Corner of Chaos - Music

Corner of Chaos - Novels

Alanis Morrisette - Jagged Little Pill James Blunt - Back To Bedlam Robbie Williams - Intensive Care Christmas Number One 2005 Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not Skinnyman - Council Estate of Mind Placebo - Meds The Streets - The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living

Ben Elton - Past Mortem Brett Easton Ellis - American Psycho Irvine Welsh - Glue Angela Carter - The Magic Toyshop Iain Banks - The Wasp Factory Philip Roth - The Human Stain

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¹ If you are wondering why I am talking in the third person check the subject title of this page.
² If you know about these can you drop me a line please.