Or a fast Car

I heard of h2g2 through the work of Douglas Adams(I feel i should have put "the Great" in that sentence,or possibly "the mentally concused").

CORCAIGH ABÚ (thats Irish as am I)

'Despite the cost of living, it's still popular'

On The Irish Plan to Take over the World by slowly making other countries liking us.
"We have got America... all of it North and South, Britain (Mostly through guilt), Australia (Mostly through 1 in 3 of them being of Irish decent), Africa (God bless those missionaries), most of Eastern Europe (They have all immigrated over here and we're slowly indoctrinating them into our culture, Italy (One word- Catholicism), all Islamic countries (Who the hell have we ever invaded?), India (Those damn British oppressors), New Zealand (ditto), France (Wolf Tone), Japan (Hey, we were neutral in the war), Germany (Were all Celtic round here right?), Austria (Ah, Germany is with us), Spain (We are slowly buying vast amounts of holiday homes there and opening Irish pubs), Portugal (They think they are a Celtic nation), All of Scandinavia (Like them, we are always invaded and did very little invading of ourselves), South eastern Asia (Guess what sport is the fastest developing there, hurling), Russia (Jesus, sure we are all alcoholics right?), Cuba (Castro's great love of Jameson and Che's Irish ancestry), All those tiny Islands in the Pacific (Those Missionaries again), Most Other Countries (A combination of Riverdance and peace keeping). All we need is China... currently we are researching the possibility that Chairman Mao had an Irish grandpappy..."

On JFK.
"It impossible for an Irish person to hate JFK. He is like Santa Claus, Chocolate and crack cocaine all in one bundle"

On God.
"He is just this guy I knew once. Terrible facination with telling people not to do exactly what they wanted to do. If I was God the first commenment would be 'Thou shalt not punch thyself in thy face really hard'"

On iPods.
"What I want to know is how they shrink the fairys down so small!"

Razorlight

Lemonjelly

Muse

The Kings Of Leon

The Dubliners

The Queens of The Stone Age

The Dandy Warhols

Bobby Byrd