Ok, I'll bite.

Here are some facts you probably know about me already.

1. Despite my name (Ben) I am now and always have been female.
2. I joined the site in the summer of 2000.
3. For a while I posted here as 'a girl called Ben'.
4. When that became untenable I updated my name to 'a broad called Ben'.
5. I now post under the name 'Mrs Zen'. This is because I am married to Z.
6. I lack the cognitive skills to tell lies.
7. I delight in puns and can never resist being clever, so if I offend you it is unintentional. Probably.
8. You can reach me by email at: agirlcalledben@yahoo.co.uk.
9. I unsub from conversations. If you want me to notice something, come by here and bang on the door.