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ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 8th July 1999 
Merkin Reality Construct

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

The Revolution will not be Tele-Tubbied. Viva Zaphodistas! A520769.

Welcome to the second incarnation of the Merkin Reality Construct. The first construct took a paradigm shift for the worse during Rupert and never quite recovered.

History of the Merkin Reality Construct

In the beginning was GOO, and from that GOO emerged the Merkin Relity Construct. The Merkins existed before the GOO, but were dark and unformed. There were many in the GOO before the Merkin Reality Construct, and they looked upon Merkin, and giggled, saying unto it, "You're not taking this all very seriously, are you?". And so it was that the Merkins thrived and created much that was chortling and telling of Limericks...

The Righteous Knights of Kettering

Ma'huish U'qui Ketyrngh.. Read the remnants of ancient lore of the Righteous Knights. These are all that is left of the multitude of legends and writing surrounding the cult of the Knights. All
In January 2000 I led a contingent of the Righteous Knights in a daring raid on the Kumquat raiders of Mongolia. And now, in May 2001, they return. Alas while they were fighting on the plains of Zmrisgrxkrgrkhlristan, their homes and families were devoured by Rupert. Many knights were lost on the journey home, and many upon returning home to find their homes devastated, took the only route open to a Knight of standing, the Mystical Quest.

U49185 - (4+9+1)*(8-5) OR sqrt(4)*(9-1+8+5) OR 4! + 9 *(-1+8-5) = 42 thanks Potholer and Argon0



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RESEARCHER DATA
Name:

Merkin
Last posted: May 31, 2001
Researcher Number:

49185

Referenced Entries:

New Millenium, New Cult - The Righteous Knights of Kettering
The Legendary Journeys of the Knights of Kettering
Zaphodista Army of Cybernautic Liberation

Referenced Researchers:

Argon0 [Creator of SuDoK42: A5475431](BenKOR's DAD!)(H2G2 SuDoKu @ A5178828)(7*((7+0)-(8^0))=42)(keeper of 42isms -see A53
Potholer

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JOURNAL
Continuity
May 16, 2001

Found lots of my stuff. Much happier now...

Alos found that there are still folk out there playing the Limerick game. That makes me very happy. *sigh*

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What happened
May 14, 2001

Blimey, you take a quick run down the shops for a packet of pork scratchings and a copy of Farmer's Weekly, and everything disappears! Where'd it all go?

Admittedly, the run down the shops lasted about a year, but that's no reason to go and annihilate my life's works. There gratitude for you. Pah...

Best find out what else has gone awry since my last sejourn in these pages...

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: May 15, 2001

Out of Body Message
Dec 4, 1999

If you're looking for Merkin, you won't find him here. He's gone to the land of the Berbers to seek out the lost treasures of hte Righteuos Knights. But fear not, he shall return ... oh yes ... he shall return.

Discuss this entry - 4 replies - Latest reply: May 3, 2000

Circles
Nov 10, 1999

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

"I want to repay you," said the Nobleman. "You saved my son's life."

"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer
replied, waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.

"I'll make you a deal. Let me take him and give him a good education. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll grow to a man you can be
proud of."

And that he did. In time, Farmer Fleming's son graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known
throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the nobleman's son was stricken with pneumonia. What
saved him? Penicillin. The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph
Churchill. His son's name? Sir Winston Churchill.

Discuss this entry - 4 replies - Latest reply: Jan 4, 2000

tip for the day
Oct 21, 1999

Increase blind people's electricity bills by switching all their lights on when their guide dog isn't looking.

Discuss this entry - 5 replies - Latest reply: Nov 11, 1999

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