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ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 13th June 1999 
tomcat
Who is she? Well... she's odd. She's got bad hair. She likes sheep. She has a cactus named Seymour. She has a favourite breast. It does not have a name. She writes songs that make her cry. She can't play the guitar although she tries very hard. She can play the recorder (with her nose). No one can spell her name right. She eats Twixs really slowy. She believes that it is impossible to think too much. She thinks too much. She knows too much. She can touch her nose with her tongue. She only discovered this today and it made her very happy. She sings along to songs in her room. She drives like a crazy person. She paints horses better than she paints people. Some people wonder about this. She is a bundle of contradictions. She's not always happy, but she usually smiles. She's blonde, but she's deep. Basically she's a bit wierd and many people fear her. This includes herself.


RESEARCHER DATA
Name:

tomcat
Last posted: Dec 4, 2001
Researcher Number:

44695

CONVERSATIONS
CONVERSATIONCOMMUNITYLATEST POSTLATEST REPLY
buses..h2g2Dec 4, 2001No replies
dogs...h2g2Dec 2, 2001No replies
Fridays...h2g2Nov 30, 2001No replies
A silly questionh2g2Jun 16, 1999Dec 3, 2000
Oh err and Ra Ra?h2g2Jun 14, 1999Jun 12, 2000
A possible pronunciation of WWWh2g2Jun 15, 1999Jun 3, 2000
How to recognize a tourist from very far awayh2g2Jul 18, 1999May 17, 2000
Earthh2g2Jun 13, 1999Feb 23, 2000
a voice of treasonh2g2Jun 15, 1999Dec 13, 1999
katherine.h2g2Jul 18, 1999Nov 25, 1999
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MESSAGES
Leave a MessageLATEST POST
saying hiMay 16, 2000
katherine.Nov 25, 1999
Social eventJun 22, 1999


JOURNAL
buses..
Dec 4, 2001

Why is it that whichever side of the road I stand on, the bus always comes faster on the other side..? I suppose that's the story of my life.

(note: I live on a circular bus route. I can get a bus in either direction and they both take me to the same place)

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dogs...
Dec 2, 2001

Oh man. What a day. My brother, plus his very pregnant girlfriend and hyperactive dog have come to stay for the weekend, and I have had very, very little sleep. The dogs have been chasing each other continuously for approximately 38 hours. Of the hours they weren't running around like maniacs, 3 were spent with Alf asleep on my head.

Hmmppphh.

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Fridays...
Nov 30, 2001

I don't like Fridays anymore. That's odd cause I used to love them. I think I have too much time on my hands.
Also I have to go driving on Fridays. Which is OK, but I'm so f**king sick of reversing to the left that I might cry.
Goddamn...

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Snot
Jul 18, 1999

 Question for the day. How the HELL can a hole the size of a pea (namely my nostril) produce such a vast quantity of gloopy green s**t (namely snot)?
In the past twenty four hours I have filled a toilet roll and a half full of aforementioned gloopy green s**t. Just when I think I've got it all out, more forms in the back of my throat.
WHERE IS IT ALL COMING FROM???

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Rhodes...hhhhmmm....
Jul 16, 1999

 Ok, here's a thought. Greece. More specifically, Rhodes. I have two questions. 1. Why? and 2. How?


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