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Created: 3rd May 1999 
Dave Curtis- Just another home page I'm afraid
Hello, people, I'm very sorry if I offended anyone by only writing "Blah" when I created this page. Anyway I wrote that because when I talk, it usually comes out as a nasty mess of innappropriate comments and tactless remarks. So I thought I'd try to sum it up in one word. I appologise unreservedly to any it may have offended


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Last posted: Jul 27, 1999
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I wrote thish2g2May 4, 1999Oct 7, 1999
A load of slangh2g2Jul 27, 1999Aug 3, 1999
A Walkh2g2May 31, 1999Jun 4, 1999
Pretty fly for a white guyh2g2May 4, 1999No replies
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Theres only one way of LifeMay 5, 1999
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A Walk
May 17, 1999

 I walked along the beach looking at the life I once had, and who knows, may have again.
My hair is blown rebelliously into the end of a lighted tube, threatening to catch alight. I hate the smell of burning hair.
This wind cuts through my thick jumper but also fills my nose and ears, revitalising them.
I sit down in front of a sign that states; no public access to beach, use footpath.
"What are you doing?".
"Walking my dog".
"you have no dog".
"But if I ahd, would you have stopped me?"
"Is that a cigarette?"
"Yes"
"Do you have a licence for that?
"For what?"
"That dog"
"What dog?"
"Very good sir"
The last time a policeman stopped me he asked me another stupid question. He said "There are only two kinds of people who look round at police cars; the guilty and the innocent".
Then I awoke and realised that I was still walking in the middle of the prohibited road.
My legs were getting tired but I was still a long way from hame and getting further.

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A42869Weird British lawsh2g2 -May 4, 1999
A42841Emptyh2g2 -May 4, 1999
A649Cockney Rhyming Slangh2g2 EditedFeb 18, 1999
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