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Hi all you nice visitors to my little asylum. For those interested I am studying history at the University of St Andrews (where they play golf). I am, *sob*, going into my final year, so it's dissertation time for me. And then I have to find a real job. If a history degree hasn't made me completely unemployable. We're not really talking about what I'm going to do next year. Not even if you were to hijack me on my messenger identity: Swiv42@hotmail.com

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Yeah, so anyway - that's H2G2's very own newspaper, for which I write currently: a few little bits and pieces. I'm still in admiration of my shiny "Post Reporter" badge which now appears in all skins! You can see what I've written for them here, at 'Swiv's Bits'. I'm also toddling of to Uganda for the summer to do some voluntary work, so I'm hoping to put some reports of that together come September (nothing like planning ahead). In the meantime, please give a big hand to Shazz, the very wonderful editor.


There's plenty of other fun places to go to in the Guide. For those of us who like to write or just critique there's the wonders of Peer Review - plus it's kind of essential if the Guide is going to keep going. For the talkative:Ask H2G2, How Do I?, Miscellaneous Chat Forum.


And now there's the All H2G2 Patrick Rafter and Tennis Appreciation Society. Founded by Caper Plip the club has a host of facillites. I am the personal cocktail mixer for Xavier Malisse. So hop on over. I'm also the Wizard of Harry Potter and the University of St Andrews (two things I can claim to have a fair amount of knowledge of... just don't ask me on which page something happens) over at the Guild of Wizards. Finally, for the less chirpy amongst you - which at the last count included me everytime the weather is not sunny and fresh, there is PUDDING.

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"Some people do not have to search, for they find their niche early in life, and rest there seemingly content and resigned. At times I envy them, but I do not understand them, and seldom do they understand me. I am one of the Searchers. There are, I believe, millions of us. We are not unhappy, but neither are we completely content. We continue to explore life hoping to uncover it's ultimate secret. We continue to explore ourselves hoping to understand. We like to walk along the beach; we are taken by its power and ceaseless motion, its mystery and unspeakable beauty. We like forests, mountains, deserts, hidden rivers and lovely cities as well. Our sadness is as much a part of our life as our laughter. To share our sadness with those we love is perhaps as great a joy as we know, unless it is to share our laughter. We Searchers are ambitious only for life itself and anything beautiful it can provide. Most of all we want to love and be loved, to live in a relationship that will not impede our wandering and prevent our search. This passage is for wanderers, dreamers and lovers who dare to ask of life all that is good and beautiful." - anonymous




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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)
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Today's "How to..."
Sep 29, 2003

"How to Scare the Fourth Years"
This was the notice up about registration for my special subject module (this year long fandango that I have to go through).
"Registration will be at 9:45 PROMPT in Room 1.17. Attendance is obligatory. Death Certificates Accepted."

Below it was the next, for another course: "All latecomers and non-attendees will be subject to terrible humiliation and punishment."

Yikes

Discuss this entry - 6 replies - Latest reply: Oct 2, 2003

baptised...
Sep 8, 2003

well that's the nearest I've ever got to bolting from something I undertook to do, in my life, ever.

I was so scared of making a public commitment to my faith that I was nearly straight out of the bapistry and over the fields just before the ceremony got underway.
Didn't help at all that I hate talking in public, and 80 people rocked up to support me, and I hate crying in public, but talking about my faith always makes me howl.

But after the talking, I was fine, the dunking was wonderful, I felt kind of fresh afterwards.

Discuss this entry - 15 replies - Latest reply: Sep 11, 2003

garrrghhhhhhh
Sep 3, 2003

decided NOT to fill in the little comments box at the end of the Foreign Office online application form

Somehow I thought that writing "I spent three hours in June and three hours now figuring and getting through all of this, the sessions time out to sodding fast, the code from the practice test (which you HAVE to do) expires so you have to redo the test (and try and remember as many answers as poss. winkeye ), and there's no alternative way of doing it (and it's not Mac compatible but that doesn't affect me). I think being able to jump through all your hoops should get me in alone" was conducive to getting a job!
so darn annoying!!!!
and I have a stiff neck from staring at the screen all the time

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Back
Sep 2, 2003

Ok, back home now. Is a little strange. Is parents 25th anniversary so can't just collapse in a heap either...
Spent eight hours at Heathrow yesterday waiting for the bus home - time spent adjusting. Think I must have spent the first couple of them looking petrified. It was sooo unnerving (and expensive!!) But now I'm unpacked, pretty carved table in the corner, a window sill full of carvings and sandstone to pack to take up to uni with me, and 19 films ready to be sent off...

Discuss this entry - 28 replies - Latest reply: Sep 14, 2003

little green men in rwanda
Aug 20, 2003

appologises if letters are wrong; I have an incredibly wonky keypad - q is where a should be, a is where w should be etc....

anyway - am in Kigali (Rwanda capital) which has traffic lights and little green men at some junctions! which people actually obey!!!
this is very unusual for africa, but kind of suits Rwanda which is a crazy mix of extreme Africa - the city sprawls shanty-like across its hills - and western stuff, probably something to do with the huge nos. of NGOs and UN stuff out here.
However, still havent seen many mzungu, so for the kids in the countryside we are veryt odd!

anyway - we came to rwanda in a matatu smuggling shoe polish; off all random things, but it meant they took good care to keep us sweet, help us over the border and not drive too crazily
Kigali is a huge mess; still recuperating from the fighting, but very appealing none the less, and it has all the typical african street hawkers and kids.
yesterday we trawled the woodcarving stands and picked up a few goodies... Fi wants to bring home a cow skin rug!

today we went to one of the genocide memorials; at Nyamata, wxe got there after a bumpy bus ride, and got off too early but we did manage to land ourselves with a guide Gilles; a secondary school student; who walked us to the church and showed us round - his parents and some of his friends died there, its weird to realise that everyone over 10 experienced the genocide, and nearly everyone zill have connections to some of the memorials;

the church is a small place - about 10000 died inside it, in an attack that began zith grenades, another 10000 werer rounded up fro, the nearby countryside and killed in the church compound; The locals have dug some crypts in which skulls and bones are displayed, and there is a coffin - in an Unknown soldier kind of way - of a pregnant woman zho died in the massacre;

Rwanda itself is gorgeous - rolling hills; and snaking flood plains in between, the hills are very dry, it is the ,iddle of dry season, but the plains are a sea of green: tea, coffee, sugar cane and papyrus...
tomorrow we are heading south to Nyungwe forest; and back to uganda on sunday

oh and for those interested in the transport -( today we got piki-pikis - motorbike boda-bodas; which we sat on pillion and zoomed up the m
ain road-hill to the city centre!!!



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A2458875Swiv's Idea of a University h2g2 -Mar 24, 2004
A2409185Swiv's Idea of a University h2g2 -Mar 10, 2004
A2343403Swiv's Idea of a University h2g2 -Feb 25, 2004
A2285561Swiv's Idea of a Universityh2g2 -Feb 11, 2004
A2181485Swivs Travels: Uganda 2003 - Part Fourteenh2g2 -Jan 7, 2004
A2133451Swivs Travels: Uganda 2003 - Part Thirteenh2g2 -Dec 15, 2003
A2123146Swiv's Idea of a University h2g2 -Dec 10, 2003
A2122840Swivs Travels: Uganda 2003 - Part Twelveh2g2 -Dec 10, 2003
A848649Ski Resortsh2g2 EditedJan 10, 2003
A765911The World's Best Campsitesh2g2 EditedAug 30, 2002
A695414Great Islandsh2g2 EditedJun 14, 2002
A640081Classic Sporting Moments h2g2 EditedJan 4, 2002
A642151Beatrix Potter - Children's Authorh2g2 EditedDec 20, 2001
A640054Great Party Games h2g2 EditedDec 7, 2001
A622388'The Hiding Place' and Corrie ten Boom h2g2 EditedOct 22, 2001
A640324'Ruddigore' - the Comic Operah2g2 EditedOct 3, 2001
A638705'The Yeoman of the Guard' - the Comic Operah2g2 EditedSep 30, 2001
A638002'The Gondoliers' - the Comic Operah2g2 EditedSep 28, 2001
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