The Dancing Tree popped out for a ham croissant sometime during 2001, but should be back anytime soon. Sources state that he's been sighted in Hampshire, working as a journalist, and some might wonder if he's actually here right now, writing this introduction in third-person. In the meantime, get in touch via cngrannell@yahoo.com or visit Snub Communications for various tree-related links, or www.projectnoise.co.uk and buy his CDs!

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Dancing Tree FAQ

Q: Why 'The Dancing Tree'?
A: Long story, to do with a bet, a Halloween party, and a large piece of cardboard.

Q: More info about you, please.
A: Hmm... that's not a question. Anyway, I'm male, 30ish and live fairly near to London, with ismarah.

Q: You edited my article a while ago, but you're no longer a sub-editor. What do I do?
A: Have you tried talking to one of the other sub-editors or the in-house H2G2 editorial team? They're nice people, you know. I can't help you now, though... sorry.

Q: Right... so why are you no longer sub-editing?
A: I didn't have enough time free to give the job the attention it deserved. It was as simple as that, really.

Q: So what else do you do?
A: Check out Snub Communications for what I'm currently up to, including:

Images from Iceland
This micro-site contains dozens of photographs of Iceland, taken from my various travels around the island. Visit Images from Iceland.

Project Noise
Project Noise is my eclectic audio project, merging dance, post-rock and alternative. You can download MP3s from the website at www.projectnoise.co.uk and can also buy online if it 'gets you in the groove'.

In case you are wondering, over the years Project Noise has been compared to Wire, Depeche Mode, Dome, U96, Moby, New Order, Chemical Brothers, KLF, Kraftwerk, and many others (although not all at once, I hasten to add).

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