Hi Unknown Visitor, have a seat. I going to tell you a story.
The Story.
A rat farted and stole my hat of stars
. The End.
A Second Story.
The Baboon because there is only one exhauled and a tree of the wooden varity fell down. The End.
Now on to other stuff
Potato Army | Keepers |
I'm the Commander of The Potato Army. Our Mission is to make sure potatoes become part of a good meal. All recruits get issued with a spud gun. |
I'm The Keeper of scary things that should be kept in Black Boxes along with damp toast. The boxes started to rattle so I now keep them here. |
Pitch X
I can also be found at the Campsite occupying Pitch X. The pitch thats unknown, everywhere and yet nowhere