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My Full Title
Wonko the (In)Sane, Bishop in the Cult of Smiley, Guardian of Thingite Sacred Scrolls and Thingite #300, Sporksmith of the Sporkite's Sporks, Co-founder of CAVE, Co-editor of CAVE, Corporate Executioner of Wonko Incorporated, Vogon Poet, Keeper of Toothpicks and Flaming Swords, Member of the Musician's Guild, Campaign Manager of the CRTSGPYSWCHOW, Chairman of the Department of Primordial Ooze of the FFFF, Werehydra, Crusader of Weekendism, God of Dreams, Black Market Trader, Pirate in Association with the Tenlos Syndicate, Muse of Fuzzy Logic, h2g2 addict, Commodore and head of the house of Thing in the Assassin's Guild, Official Babbler of the Society of Time travellers, Bounty Hunter, Lieutenant of the 'Jolly Good Guys with Guns' Regiment of the Terranic Army, Official First-class Thief in the Thieves' Guild, Sakri Go'mem Jedi Padawan, God in the (and primary code-doer-upper) Shadow Council, Upper-Class Twit and two-time Shrubbery finder in the Monty Python Society, and Tied for Longest Title (with HDS )1
42isms
My researcher number= 42 in base:
Impossible 1110011010011000010...(11+100)*(1+101)+((0011+00001)*0)=101010! 102222220122...((10^2)-22+2)*((22+1-2)*2)=1120! 321221010...32*(-12+21+(1*0))=222! 30030110...3*(0!+0!)*(3+(-1+10))=132! 5021110...(5+0+2)*(1-1+10)=110! 2002266...14*((0*2)+2+(6/6))=60! 715142...(7+1)*5*(1^4)+2=52! 388816...38+8-(8-1-6)=46! 236130...23+6+13+0=42!!! 151454...(1+5+1)+(4*(5*4))=39! B4696...((-B)+4!)+((6/9)*6)=36!
All of the above are indeed 42isms.
Useless information. Yay!!
Handedness: Right Astrological Birth Sign: Cancer Astrologically Correct Sign: Libra Birthday: July 7, or 7-7 Gender: Male Lucky Number: 7 Birthstone: Ruby Favorite Gem: Sapphire Country: Good 'ol U.S. of A.! Most Appreciative of: Intelligent Humor Chinese Birth Sign: Horse Age: Irrelevant Name: Whaddaya doin, stalkin me? Address: See Name
Top Ten Most Annoying Things:
10."The fact of the matter is..." 9. Adults talking in 'baby talk'. 8. Vanity/narcissism/self-indulgence/selfishness. 7. People that are obsessed with modern music. 6. People that take religion for granted. 5. Over-optimism. 4. Over-pessimism. 3. People that don't understand that it's not stupid because they did it, it's stupid because it is. 2. Typos/bad grammar. ... ... ... ...1. STUPIDITY!!!
Element of the Day:
Air
Lists: The 429 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite ----------------- 1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord 2. acidbath - Grand Visier 3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence (And Occasional Offence) 4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And General In Charge Of External Affairs 5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms 6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass 7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite Guard And Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er 8. HappyDude - Camp Follower 9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad 10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor 11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale 12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants 13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder 14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division 15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn 16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS) 17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas 18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing 19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie 20. Minister Of Occasional Tables 21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy 22. Kaz - Resident Deity 23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause 24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother 25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire) 26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker 27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause 28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets 29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies 30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon 31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer 32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance 33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief 34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite War Machine 35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions 36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs 37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke) 38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands 39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves) For The Court Of Thing 40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer 41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On Thingite Calendar 42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed, Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots 43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists 44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer And Official Person In Charge Of Making Something Official Looking 45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions 46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist 47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic Weaponry For The Thingite Legions 48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin 49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer 50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness 51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies 52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry 53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist For All Things Thingy 54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald 55 -1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis 56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine Irish Thingite Council 57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites And Mother In Law From Hell 58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths (Parrot Trooper) 59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!) 60. Thing - Thingite Gat 61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things 62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments 63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea 64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals 65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple 66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism 67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass 68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier Of Thing 69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For Unnecessary Macho Posturing 70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year 71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade 72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer Of Calendars 73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch 74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks 75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons 76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat 77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender 78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator 79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion 80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.) 81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server 82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings 83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause 84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader 85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers 86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress 87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind 88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi 89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian And Scaled Beastie 90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer 91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith 92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies 93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And Special Operations 94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice 95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences In The Court Of Thing 96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People 97. Avenging Washcloth - 1st Lieutenant, Officer In Charge Of Butt-Kicking (And Thingite Athletics Supporter) 98. Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness 99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And Confusing Conversations 100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster 101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty Exhaust Fumes And Other Noxious Substances 102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies 103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke 104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With 105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite 106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born On A Thing 107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic 108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy 109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble, Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper 110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant Of The Thingite Army 111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame) 112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes And Thingite Postmistress General 113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops) 114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer 115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters 116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator 117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical Spork Engraver And Offical Easter Egg Finderouter-er 118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom 119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer 120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie) 121. Leeneh - Bornonthing 122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld, And All Things Dark And Slimy 123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner 124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent 125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit 126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories And Shiny Gardening Tools 127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff 128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy 129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson To/From The Questions Only Thread 130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous 131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant 132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And Follower Of Richard Marx-ism 133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause 134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally, Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife, Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire 135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The Thingite Clan 136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti 137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook 138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army 139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile 140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake 141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage 142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice 143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces 144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage 145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind 146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of Very Nearly All Things Piscine 147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle 148. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake 149. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And Reconnaisance 150. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance Repairman Of Thingite Stuff 151. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon 152. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun 153. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi 154. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce 155. Peet - Pedant To The Stars 156. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants 157. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher 158. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli 159. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of Anything Saturated With Caffeine 160. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head 161. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister 162. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side 163. Ineffable - The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of- Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguise 164. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear 165. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality 166. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer ...er...er... 167. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac 168. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends 169. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork 170. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons 171. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects 172. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo 173. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite Knowledge And Wisdom 174. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander Of All Killer Llamas 175. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled Shaver Of Hairy Dragons 175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club (Hades Branch) 177. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers, Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic 178. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit 179. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books 180. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites, Please Go To This A857937 And You'll Know The Reason Why 181. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers, Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread To The Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can Of Irn Bru 182. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica 183. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener And Part-Time Caretaker 184. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan 185. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker 186. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos 187. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving 188. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader 189. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite 190. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse - Executive Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation Center (Where We Help You Shed All Those Old Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream Habits With A Minimum Of Electro-Shock Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo 191. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work 192. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training 193. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat - Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque 194. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose 195. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places In The Halls Of The Thingite Castle 196. Mystrunner - Assassin 197. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics 198. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener Of Phone Cords 199. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of Standing Around And Looking Generally Confused For Some Odd Reason 200! ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of Dudleyville 201. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem 202. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link To God 203. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe 204. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The Thingites Of Estonia Faction 205. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks 206. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly Complex Devices 207. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel 208. Santa - Santa Claus 209. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained Cats For The Thingite Armada 210. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin 211. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause 212. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness 213. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme Sillyness 214. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson Facemasks And Stuffed Olives 215. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal 216. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender 217. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork 218. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports 219. Hushpaw - The Wolf 220. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The High Tier 221. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly Missing On Sodit Mornings 222. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly Ovoid Table 223. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands 224. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post And A Great Deal of Shame Associated With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!) 225. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller 226. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher 227. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch? It's A Bloody Classic!!!" 228. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In Electrical Engineering Applications 229. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be Spelt Rite 230. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing 231. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian 232. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs 233. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter, Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build Symbolic Machines 234. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know? 235. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time Continuum 236. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix And The Valley Of The Sun 237. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide 238. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse 239. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese 240. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person 241. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division 242. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives Except Bluest 243. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler 244. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things 245. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become A Suburban Sufferer Of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own Semiautobiographical Fish 246. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae 247. Bobo 248. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey Druak Her 1st Knight And Protector 249. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel Korps, Holder Of The Golden Spoon, And Supplier Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks 250. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty 251. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities 252. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer, Defender Of The Cape 253. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit 254. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches 255. Html works - Thingite Headsman 256. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger, Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At The Local Magical Library 257. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget) 258. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist 259. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82 260. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity: Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student 261. Les - Sole Representative Of The Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing) 262. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!) 263. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen 264. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie, Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks 265. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom 266. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless) 267. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier On The Underpass Car Park 268. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat 269. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist 270. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator 271. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And Co-ordination Specialist 272. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout The Lands Of The Thingites 273. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries and Pooh Sticks Champion 274. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies Of The Spork 275. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The Thingite Regiment Of Cowards 276. Tippsy - Oh What Now! 277. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers 278. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies 279. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork And Master Of Pi 280. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan) 281. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42, Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep, Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words, And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop) 282. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S' 283. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire 284. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good Of Thing-Kind 285. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater 286. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And Claiming Not To Be A Thingite 287. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And Queen Of The Eccentric Planet 288. Semiquaver and Pentameter - Vaguely Official Thingite Jekyll And Hyde Parody 289. Farrago - Official Thingite Towel Herder 290. Kiro Yukai - High Protector Of Jones Soda Bottlecaps And All Other Modern Prophecy 291. HarpoNotMarx - Pedantic Surrealist 292. Phoenix Ravenflame - Grand High Sheltie Goddess, Matriarch Of The Ravenflame Gypsy Clan, Leader Of The Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of The Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture 293. Tu Gifalis - Director And Overseer Of Gummy Bear Torture 294. Alex Moore - The Overseeing Magistrate Of The Great Eastern Nuclear Lima Bean Factory 295. Drekenloka - Who Doesn't Always Fully Complete His 296. b9nr515 - Grand Master Of All Things Only Existent In Somebody's Head 297. What is rule one? - Minister Of The First Rule 298. Kreetch Kreetchius - Master Of Belly Button Fluff And Twisting To The Eventual Aim Of Having Enough To Knit A Small Jumper 299. Phoenix - Mostly-Minister Of Defense Against Slug-Tongues And Minor Deity Of Unlikely Travel/Thoughtless Adventure 300! Wonko the (In)Sane - Scribe And Scroll Guardian 301. AK nonexistent - Thingite Head Lumberjack 302. Dr Fishboy - The Great Mega Wobble Of Thingy 303. Nicole - Thingite Teacher 304. Lampost_of_the_Babblefishes - Arula-Protector Of The Invisible Spatula People 305. Marsinta Drewbish - Controller Of Haywire Robots 306. Skullock - The Evil Janitor Of The BoE 307. Jonson - Thingite Serf Of The Weird Initiative Rhinos 308. Cinnamon spider - Luminescent Devotee Of Musical Brilliance, Charismatic Enigma And All Things Type Four 309. Pope Pygmy Marmoset - High Priestess Of Paisley, Episkopos Of Thee Cabal Of Our Lady Of Thee Startlingly Obvious, Founder/Director Of The Scientific Paisley Institute, Giver Of Obtuse Titles, POEE Chaplain, Werret 310. Rissa - The Most Revered Lady ShoeShine, President Of The Association For The Prevention Of Boots Being Covered In Mouse, Frog, Hedgehog Or Other Small Animal Guts And Healer Of Those Addicted To The Shift Key! 311. Filburt - Official Thingite Treasurer Of The Turtles 312. MadFiddler2 - aka Scuttlemouse - Official Scrap-Searcher And Scavenger For The Thingite Cause 313. Davski - Head Of Thingite Cheese Awareness Campaign 314. Nick - Thingite Dance Commander Who Cannot Dance 315. Erklehammerdrat - PR Rep Of The Gibbering Chimps 316. explodingboy316 - Eternal Kamakaziest Of The Thingites 317. Workspin (English) - The Maker Of The Pangalacticgargleblaster On Thingy Nights 318. Yersinia Rory Borealis - The Exalted Morbid Master Of The Red Rodeo And Official Veen Orphan 319. Spider - Minister For Things That Hide In The Corner Of Your Room And Keep You Awake At 4am 320. Stu, That Silly Clanger - Supreme Lord, Master And Commander Of The Legion Of Thingite Clangers 321. Tacysa - The Tapdancing Turkey Taker 322. Ballisticsheep - The Indomitable Rubber Pot Plant 323. Greven Il-Vec - God Of Rice 324. Silver Moonlight - Offical Thingite Turkey Ninja 325. Spike - The Universal Towel Warmer, One Size Only: Extra Large 326. Able-seaman Matt - Duke Of Tangerine Consumption And High Priest Of Cleaning Ferrets With Very Small Brushes 327. Researcher Squangos - Cleaner Of Things That Clean, Dirtier Of Things That Clean That Have Been Cleaned, And Doer Of Other Jobs Which Similarly Contradict Each Other, Letting Him Get Double Pay 'Till The Ends Of Time (Or At Least Until I Own Everything, Natch) 328. Sachiel - Angel of Thing 329. Wekaman - He Who Likes Shiny Things And Loud Music 330. Matt, the inflatable ferret - The Scrubber Of Ferrets Using Self-Defeatingly Small Brushes 331. Frogglette, Tree dweller taking over the world - Commander Of Jiggery-Pokery And Long Distance Phone Calls 332. selkie - just selkie 333. Werm86 - The Leader Of The Worms And The Werms (And All Derivitaves Of The Name Worm) And The Werm/Worm Clan Supports You! 334. The Sweety Munster - Collector And Eater Of The Thingite Sweeties 335. She who shall be obeyed - Gin Empress And Bulgakov Lover 336. Emperor Jacob I - Inventor, Owner, And Operator Of The Magical Thingite Time Machine 337. The Beast 338. Eggledina 339. TheDirtyVicar - Chaplain To The Outcast And Disenfrachised 340. Hermi the Cat - Thingite Feline Relaxation Therapist 341. GodBen - The God Of Doors, Eunuchs And Cardealerships 342. Marvin - Young, American, And Hopelessly Depressed 343. Twig the pale 344. Yosarian - Slayer Of Peckish Chickens And Thrower Of Alarm Clocks 345. Cliche - The Observer 346. Feuille - the Un-Do-Able, Un-Are-Able, Un-Speak-Able And Generally Un-Think-Able, And Over-User Of Hy-phens 347. Cat-Eyes - The Lordest High Admiralest Of Hurting Herself And Being A Blind Cripple And Smart-Ass With Incessant Talking 348. Juliana - Gatekeeper, Keykeeper, Coffee-And-Bacon-Sandwich Provider 349. AlsieBoo - Resident Twister Of Words, Fingers, Backs And All Other Major Limbs 350. Ted - (comments randomly and furiously on topics he doesn't have the time or intelligence to understand), The Cynic 351. Orion - Chief Calculator Of Temperol Dynamics And Moon Moaner 352. Spectre - Thingite Lurker Of Dark Places 353. The Waylander - Assassin Of The 'T' Word 354. Beetie - Dejected Flying Saucepan 355. alphabet_soup - Lord, Master And Equal Opportunities Employer 356. OrangeMonk - Director Of Thingite Initiatives (Western Hemisphere) 357. redpeckhamthegrate 358. Gag Halfrunt - Biscuit Quality Control 359. Cyrano - Lord Of The Empire, God King Of Time, Guardian Of The Continuum 360. Svlad Cjellii - High Lord And Chancellor Of The Noble Knights Who Do So Sayeth The Very Splendid And Worthwhile Name Of Nee 361. chronicle - SupremeUltimate And Verylastword Of The Negotiated Dress Code 362. no_deep_thought - "Who Strangled A Person Whom Wanted Thursday To Stay As Thursday, He Survived Though And I Still Want My Hands On Any Non-Thingite And I May Not Kill Them But At Least Make Them Believe" The Lord Of Centaurs And E-Mail Junk Mail! 363. Asprin - The Minister For DRUGS! 364. debloich - Pocket Jeesus - The Lazer-Eyed Pocket Defender 365. Why_hello - Sooth-Sayer Of Confusing And Pointless Things 366. Forty_Two - The Royal Lady Of Rizzardini 367. DancingBuddha - From The Ears Of Periwinkle Broadband - Unthingable And Unthung ... I Will Wax Eloquent Herein 368. Duncan - Lord High Dragon Rider Of The Mounted Thingite Legions, And Official Brewer Of The Much Vaunted Thingite Coffee 369. Graywolf22 - Nick - Overseer Of Oyster Production And Lord Of The Fried Fish Pants 370. neogiegue - Headmaster, CEO, And Superviser Of The Committee Committed To Making Sure Nothing Gets Done 371. TurboNed - INTRODUCING: "His ___ness, The Wimzerfrap TurboNed" Where The "___" May Be Replaced By Any Word That One Feels Is Applicable 372. The Lemon Tea Strainer - Namer of - Up Until Recently - Nameless, Yet Important Items 373. Bill - Official Thingite Alchemist of Mass Proportions 374. thefluffysardine - The One With The Fluff 375. Pierce the Pirate - Sole Protector Of The One Master Key To The Chastity Belts Of All Female Thingites (You Know: One Key To Rule Them All, One Key To Bind Them And All That?) 376. Martiansoup - Overlord Of Fondues And All Things Cheesy (Except Jokes) 377. The Rev Jack Russell - The right reverend Jack russell 378. Damien Yukai - Poet Laureate Of Clan Thingite And Official Penguin Chaser 379. Researcher 232850 - The Devourer Of Men 380. Taamyu The Confused 381. Random Kiwi - Leader Of The Great Potato Revolution And To A Lesser Extent The Chips/Crisps Argument 382. Mad - The Unquestioned Mistress Of The Small Pieces Of Half Disintegrated Broccoli In The Compost Heap. Also The Mistress Of Spurple (A New Variation To Purple) 383. The Ultimate Foot Of The Watermelon Toes 384. manson_rocks - Crushed Coke Can 385. bullet_proof - I HATE TH(bleep)DAYS 386. Uncle Bob 387. Brother Orangetrousers - Keeper Of The Bad Smells 388. Melody - Musical Thingite And Owner Of Out-Of-Tune Musical Notes! 389. Watermusic - Mistress Of The Pack Of Thingite Jack Russell Terrors (With Teeth) 390. Almighty-Sokar - Misstwix Of The Firey, Red Planet (Mars) Of Chocolate. Apprentice Thingite Speaker Of Truth. Countess Of Flaws And Claws. Supervisor Of The Construction Of Great Things, And God's Left Big Toe 391. amazing_ralph - Cres-Purveyor Of All Things That Are Small, Brown And Squelchy 392. Luthiena - aka: Gerald Monarch Of The Giant Purple Mushroom People 393. Zimoon Master Of Extreme Custom Solutions 394. Matthew the Raven - Doyen Of Dontbry 395. (smooch)(loveblush)(cheers)(ok)(hug) (tongueout)(choc)(cake)(tea)(tea)(tea)(bubbly)(ale) (winkeye)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ok)(ale)(kiss) (smiley)(biggrin)(laugh)(sadface) Lord Ploder, Ruler Of The Extreme West And High Emperer Of Thingy-Land, Son Of Packely, The High King Of Rockely 396. lapetitegecko - ickle thing 397. Tarast - Head Bovine Trebuchet Trainer 398. Fool of a Tiff - Purveyor Of Linty Goodness 399. Trin Tragula - Curator Of The Index 400. Sir Oakie de Luna - Thingite Minister Of Non-Concentric Mud Art 401. Snackboy - Legenday Understatement 402. DarkMaterials - The Officer Of Smells Of An Unknown Origin 403. Lil - New Nurse To The Thingite Doctor 404. The Steve - Drowner Of Fish 405. Toastntea - Leader Of The Movement For The Conservation Of Jirakkarakkas 406. Spiffy - Thingite Head Of Medical Support In Case Of Risky Outdoors Operations 407. Steve - Commander Of The Fluff 408. Terribly Irreverent Reverend 409. David - Thingite Director General Of Tea 410. Flix - Lighting Technician Of The Dimly Lit Rooms Where Shady People Mumble Conspiratorially 411. Ryan - 1st Thingite Sprog 412. DarkElf - Thingite Of Doomliness And Other Assorted Misguided Doings 413. Gadarene (adjective) 414. Fllrbny - Head Of Cheese 415. The_Dark_Evil_One - The Big Purple One 416. Mustard Seed - Pincher Of Peanuts And Pints 417. Severa - Sacred Guardian Of All Things Squishy 418. Gargaluga - Head Of The Committee To Ensure The Logicality And Practicality Of All Important And Necessary Ventures Decided Upon By The Committee Of Deciding Upon Important and Necessary Ventures Which are Impractical and Illogical 419. Lostit - Instigator Of The Choas For The Thingites 420. Big Bad Brielle McKale - Kingpin In Charge Of Divisional Operations At The BOE 421. Duncan - Piper At The Gates Of Dawn 422. ENOHA - Lord Left Right Out. Leader Of The Lost. 423. T-swizzle - Inventor Of Those Things That Go Beep 424. Lil Grimmy - Minister Of Silly Walk 425. Northern_Rebellion - Commander Of All Foul Creatures With Big, Nasty, Pointy Teeth 426. OneInchMan - Lord Of Effing The Ineffable 427. Calmypal - Minister Of Ministry 428. Deaths_domain - Thingite Doppelgänger 429. Lord Khamsin - Thingite Protector Of The Credentially Challenged And Thwarter Of Power Gamers Use this window Use new window
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