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ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 26th July 2003 
Welcome to My Not-So-Humble Abode. Please Leave a Message After the Bleep.

This is probably the best button to press ->>run

This really truly does look bad in Goo!

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Liberté Egalité Fraternité Insanity



                                                

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My Full Title

Wonko the (In)Sane, Bishop in the Cult of Smiley, Guardian of Thingite Sacred Scrolls and Thingite #300, Sporksmith of the Sporkite's Sporks, Co-founder of CAVE, Co-editor of CAVE, Corporate Executioner of Wonko Incorporated, Vogon Poet, Keeper of Toothpicks and Flaming Swords, Member of the Musician's Guild, Campaign Manager of the CRTSGPYSWCHOW, Chairman of the Department of Primordial Ooze of the FFFF, Werehydra, Crusader of Weekendism, God of Dreams, Black Market Trader, Pirate in Association with the Tenlos Syndicate, Muse of Fuzzy Logic, h2g2 addict, Commodore and head of the house of Thing in the Assassin's Guild, Official Babbler of the Society of Time travellers, Bounty Hunter, Lieutenant of the 'Jolly Good Guys with Guns' Regiment of the Terranic Army, Official First-class Thief in the Thieves' Guild, Sakri Go'mem Jedi Padawan, God in the (and primary code-doer-upper) Shadow Council, Upper-Class Twit and two-time Shrubbery finder in the Monty Python Society, and Tied for Longest Title (with HDS)1

42isms

My researcher number= 42 in base:
  1. Impossible
  2. 1110011010011000010...(11+100)*(1+101)+((0011+00001)*0)=101010!
  3. 102222220122...((10^2)-22+2)*((22+1-2)*2)=1120!
  4. 321221010...32*(-12+21+(1*0))=222!
  5. 30030110...3*(0!+0!)*(3+(-1+10))=132!
  6. 5021110...(5+0+2)*(1-1+10)=110!
  7. 2002266...14*((0*2)+2+(6/6))=60!
  8. 715142...(7+1)*5*(1^4)+2=52!
  9. 388816...38+8-(8-1-6)=46!
  10. 236130...23+6+13+0=42!!!
  11. 151454...(1+5+1)+(4*(5*4))=39!
  12. B4696...((-B)+4!)+((6/9)*6)=36!
All of the above are indeed 42isms.


Useless information. Yay!!

  • Handedness: Right
  • Astrological Birth Sign: Cancer
  • Astrologically Correct Sign: Libra
  • Birthday: July 7, or 7-7
  • Gender: Male
  • Lucky Number: 7
  • Birthstone: Ruby
  • Favorite Gem: Sapphire
  • Country: Good 'ol U.S. of A.!
  • Most Appreciative of: Intelligent Humor
  • Chinese Birth Sign: Horse
  • Age: Irrelevant
  • Name: Whaddaya doin, stalkin me?
  • Address: See Name



Top Ten Most Annoying Things:

  • 10."The fact of the matter is..."
  • 9. Adults talking in 'baby talk'.
  • 8. Vanity/narcissism/self-indulgence/selfishness.
  • 7. People that are obsessed with modern music.
  • 6. People that take religion for granted.
  • 5. Over-optimism.
  • 4. Over-pessimism.
  • 3. People that don't understand that it's not stupid because they did it,
    it's stupid because it is.
  • 2. Typos/bad grammar.

  • ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
  • 1. STUPIDITY!!!



Good/Useful
Bad/Evil

Good stuff:
  1. Sporksspork
  2. Hitchhiker's Guide...yadda yadda...(duh)
  3. Chaos
  4. Swords
  5. Les Miserables
  6. Fire
  7. Lord of the Rings
  8. Humor in general jester
  9. Monty Pythonjester
  10. The Matrix
  11. Smileysmiley
  12. The Internet
  13. Dan Simmons's Hyperion/Endymion series
  14. Musicmusicalnote
  15. H2G2
  16. Origami
  17. Oxymorons2

Useful stuff:

Evil stuff:
  1. CROOKED POLITICIANS
  2. FRENCH TEACHERS
  3. TOPTEXT LINKS
  4. POPUPS
  5. Expulsion
  6. Loss of limbsbruised
  7. Side effects
  8. Impalingbruised
  9. AIDS
  10. Drugs
  11. Poisonstout
  12. Alcoholdrunk
  13. Electrocution
  14. System crashes
  15. Nuclear meltdowns
  16. Lawyers
  17. Mutations
  18. Malaria
  19. Anthrax
  20. Smallpox
  21. Floods
  22. Earthquakes
  23. Volcanoes
  24. Lightning
  25. Hordes of monkeys7
  26. Apricots8
  27. Suicide
  28. Alien invasionufo
  29. Trigonometry
  30. Riotsgrr
  31. Looting
  32. Rudeness
  33. Vandalism
  34. Barneydevil
  35. Teletubbies (Terrortubbies)
  36. George W. Bush
  37. Enron
  38. Typos
  39. Nuclear war
  40. The plague
  41. Obesityboing
  42. Power rangers
  43. Assassinsthief
  44. Car commercials
  45. Insanity
  46. Mimes
  47. Mines
  48. Demonsdevil
  49. War
  50. Decapitation
  51. Parasitesant
  52. Lycanthropy
  53. Vampiresvampire
  54. Mummies
  55. Nagging mothers
  56. Commercials during/for the news
  57. Armaggeddon/Apocalypse
  58. Beaurocrats
  59. The death penaltyskull

Not Enough...
...Uh oh...

Element of the Day:



Air

                                                
    I am a...Badge
  1. Smileyism Sect Bishopsmiley

  2. ll
    J ¡J ¡
    Bishop of Smiley
    In the beginning, Smiley 
    created the world and the web.
    -Net-esis 1:1
  3. Thingitespork
  4. Liberté Egalité Fraternité Insanity


  5. Sporkitespork


  6. Chairman of the Department of Primordial Ooze for the FFFF9
  7.  
  8. CE10 of Wonko Incorporated


  9. Vogon
  10. aliensmile spork
  11. Member of the Musician's Guild
  12. Musicians' Guild Member
  13. Keeper of Toothpicks and Flaming Swords
  14.  
  15. Catcher of Werekitty's Fish
  16. fish
  17. President of the Sock's Republic of Wonk in the United Bedroom Confederacy
  18. Socks!
  19. Co-founder of the CAVE11



  20. Member of the Brunel Fanclub
  21. I'm a Brunel Fan!
    Brunel: Skin of the Future
  22. Crusader of Weekendism
  23. Church of Weekendism by Redbeard
  24. Campaign Manager of the CRTSGBYSWCHON12
  25.  
  26. Muse of Fuzzy Logic
  27. huh
  28. Member of the Random Quotes Guild
  29. The Random Quotes Guild badge
  30. Member of the Guild of Wizards
  31. The H2G2 Guild of Wizards
    wizard
  32. Pythonist Upper Class Twit, Two-Time Shrubbery Finder, and Owner of the Full Series on DVD
  33. I AM a...Badge
  34. God of Dreams...
  35. H2G2 GOD
  36. ...in the Shadow Council
  37.                        The                       
    Fires of Hell Ignite

    devil      God of the     devil
    Shadow Council

  38. Werehydra
  39. monster
    On Demand/RPsBadge
    My Stats
    Continuity
  40. Sakri Go'mem, padawan, in the Jedi Academy(maybe not for long)
  41. Official babbler of the H2G2 Society of Time Travellers
  42. Temporal Compass
  43. Bounty Hunter
  44.  
  45. Assassin and cryptologist for the H2G2 Spy Society, Cell 2
  46.  
  47. Lieutenant of the Gazpacho Regiment in the Terranic Army
  48. [grr earth ]
  49. Assassin's Guild Commodore13
  50. The H2G2 Assassin's guild
    ghost
    nil mortifi sine lucure
  51. Official Thief thief
  52. The H2G2 Thieves' Guild
    thief
    “ Official Thieves Licence #7 ”
  53. Member of the MotMV14 and First Mate on the MotMV Pirate Ship
  54. tomato pirate
  55. General in Legions of Hell
  56. General
    ˜˜˜˜

    Legions of Hell
  57. Member of the Evil Army of H2G2
  58. M
    M
    Member of the
    Evil Army of H2G2
    M
    M
    N N  Approved by the founding four. ü
                                                    
    Lists:
     
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    Where your leg will soon be.
    The signs of the zodiac
     
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    Next mood swing in 3...
    I Survived Single Sign-on!!!
     
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    Die Happy!





    Karaoke
    Boys singing Latin phrases
    Pentagram in a circle, two candles





    A red dragon
    A green dragon


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    1 I'm too lazy to keep checking so I'll stick with tied
    2 Favorites- Microsoft Works & Corporate Ethics3
    3 ...Hm...are those somehow related...?4
    4 You might almost think Microsoft is evil...5
    5 Except without them my computer wouldn't work...hm...
    6 The LOTR ones, not Santa's stupid pixies
    7 ...As a matter in fact an infinite number of monkeys trying to get you to look at a new script for Hamlet they've worked out
    8 And other "a" vegetables
    9 Freedom from Faith Foundation
    10 Corporate Executioner
    11 Campaign to Allow Violent Smileys
    12 The Campaign to Rename Those Squiggly Grooves at the Bottom of Your Shoes, Which Currently Have no Obvious Name
    13 I seem to have a knack for getting promoted quickly...
    14 Master of the Multiverse


    RESEARCHER DATA
    Name:

    Wøñkø
    Last posted: Aug 21, 2004
    Researcher Number:

    236130

    Referenced Entries:

    Alcohol
    Insanity
    Assassination and Assassins' Guilds
    Sticks
    Apocalypse
    Nuclear War
    Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
    Towels
    The Internet - an Introduction
    Electrocution
    Is Barney the Dinosaur Satan??
    Law Jokes - Part I
    Oxymoron
    Les Miserables
    Earthquakes - the Human Perspective
    Volcanoes: Lords of the land
    Vampires
    The Church Of Weekendism
    What is lightning and thunder ?
    H2G2's Musehome
    Mummies
    Keepers Home Page
    The Death Penalty
    Trigonometry
    The Matrix (Film)
    Suicide, Moral Considerations
    The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
    Anthrax
    Lycanthropy
    Mount Olympus
    The Freedom From Faith Foundation
    Monty Python - a Brief History
    Demons
    Politicians
    Malaria
    Brunel Fanclub
    The Terranic Army
    AIDS HIV - the Disease, Transmission, Treatment and Tests
    Pop-up Advertisements
    The H2G2 Spy Society
    Regiment Gazpacho
    Smallpox - A world killer
    Werebeasties
    Random Quotes Guild-Lurking Where All Fine Quotes are Quoted
    The Sporkites
    The Vogons
    Information on Drugs
    h2g2 Society of Time Travellers
    The h2g2 Monty Python Fan (Pythonist) Society
    Titivillus - the Typo Demon
    Is the World Prepared for an Alien Invasion
    h2g2 Guild of Bounty Hunters
    The United Bedroom Confederacy
    The h2g2 Assassins guild
    The campaign to rename those squiggly grooves at the bottom of your shoes, which currently have no obvious name - Bob
    Wonko Inc.®
    CAVE HQ
    The Thieves Guild
    Wøñkø †hë {Îñ}§åñë's Stuff
    The Temple of Smiley
    Continuity
    The Masters of the Multi-Verse
    MotMV Pirate Ship; The Fang of the Squishy Rubber Marks

    Referenced Researchers:

    Musicians' Guild
    ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose
    The Guild of Wizards
    His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt
    The Jedi Council
    The Shadow Council
    Evil Army of H2G2
    Legions of Hell

    Related BBC Pages:

    H2G2

    Referenced Sites:

    Fire
    Terrortubbies
    Enron

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    JOURNAL
    beware.
    Aug 17, 2004

    skull beware.skull


    School is time-consuming.



    Discuss this entry - 11 replies - Latest reply: Aug 21, 2004

    Very Important
    Jul 27, 2004

    Here's another pointless journal entry, except it's going to have a point buried in it. And buried very deep, either, actually, it's just below this. And I should have said it yesterday, but I wasn't online yesterday.

    Yesterday vos my Hootoo anniversary.
    star cake choc bubbly disco

    Discuss this entry - 7 replies - Latest reply: Jul 31, 2004

    Important
    Jul 25, 2004

    I just felt like posting a journal entry, that's all.

    Discuss this entry - 22 replies - Latest reply: Jul 31, 2004

    It Ended
    May 31, 2004

    2 Days ago. We had to go to school on a SATURDAY, a frigin SATURDAY. I liked snow till then. Though only about a fifth of the school went that day. Well it's over now and I'll be online a lot more, and I get to sleep till noon... I have to occupy mself for 2 months. Only 2 months of summer vacation, that isn't right. Have to go back to school in early August, tha's about a month too early. It should be just first Monday in september to last Friday in May, and let them figure it out from there. Well, well, damn. Hi.


    WE'RE FREE!

    Discuss this entry - 7 replies - Latest reply: Jun 1, 2004

    Finally.
    Mar 15, 2004

    finally, spring break. I have time for stuff now. it was suppsoed to start saturday but we've been out for snow so much we had school today.
    So what shall I do for spring break... not going anywhere.


    Discuss this entry - 63 replies - Latest reply: Mar 29, 2004

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