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ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 9th July 2003 
Jarve, patron saint of uninhibited delerium

Jarve's© 3rd attempt at something worthwhile...


ZOOM!!! Here are my other pages.. (Don't post on em cos I don't really use em anymore..)
My first..
My second..

If your on the net, check out my webring @ JARVE.ME.UK
My second..

Here is my LD webring, maybe you can trace some old mates via it..? Ld webring


Here is my face-party profile wiv some pics etc.. {{{{HAve a laff....}}}}


Digi-box friendly homepage for TW boxes, URL browser included..

Eyez..

Oh yeh tip: If you have a pwp.blueyonder.co.uk homepage, try giving peeps your homepage user name and .myby.co.uk so instead of username.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk give them username.myby.co.uk So folks, what do you expect me to do in here?
Jarve bored
just hang about until any of these lot say hi?¿»

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Well, I can't wait that long, I'm bored, so, I'm gonna fill you in on a few things. Keeps me entertained at least.


Clubbing
Ok so, a little bit my clubbing history yeh?? Well, I started clubbing back in 1993 at the Her Majestys pleasure™ and Creams™ they had at Maestro's™ in Bradford. I then went on to Back to Basics™ at the Belle Aire nightclub in Huddersfield. Then I went on to work the nightclubs and bars until I reached the great status of bars manager at the space in Leeds, then I quit :p I wanted my evenings back So, in the meantime I witnessed the birth of Sundissential™, plus the birth of the Glasshouse™ in Leeds oooh so long ago! It was a pokey little club on Wellington street, pre Digbys. The last major stint of clubbing in my life was at the parlez-vous™ all i can say about that place is WOAW!br/>

Car
Got myself a Rover 416 GSi 16v, lovely 800 sub in the back, if your ever unlucky enough to be offered a lift off me, pack clean under wear and ear plugs, I drive fast and have the music nice and loud...


Work history
Left school at 15½ went to work in the fish market on £1.75 an hour (disgusting wage for the work). Lasted 2 years, at 18 went to work in the clubs.. Still doing it now. Had a 2 year gap where I worked for the NHS in Bradford as a payroll officer, good money. Just.. Working in a nearly all female environment sat down all day brought me down.. ..oh, trust me, I'm never down as a rule so I had to go.. I aim to be a bars/club manager by the age of 30.. Sounds a bit like a cv doesn't it..?

Here we have the mad world of that mad lass .buttons32.



The man who knew one Beemer wasn't enough Thedistrictbrat.



Here we have the man who kept upto me and Bratty at drinking Rebel Wolf.



The dark and mysterious ~~Insomniac.Vampire~~ .



One of the simplest pages but gotta laugh at the truthfullness AngelicWItch.



The kind couple from Sheffield, now Kent to whome I first set up a h2g2 apge with Billy Whizzz and Debs.



Here we have the princess of heart herself H Marie from Liverpool.



Tarot cards? Hers a friendly lassVenus.



Dee dee dee dee dee Crazy Liverpool lass.







Yoomedia ip addresses to various intereactive stuff. To access yoome2 chat by the web, you need to goto http://chat.yoomedia.com/chat/chat.html BUT it doesn't run, SSL port 443 works but still not workin'..? Anyone any ideas? Have tried https..




213.52.168.179 chat.yoomedia.com
213.52.166.76 stg-chat.yoomedia.com
http://213.52.166.121:3000/
http://213.52.166.119
http://213.52.166.116
http://213.52.166.25
213.52.166.75 stg-portal.yoomedia.com
http://stg-dateline.yoomedia.com/sky/
https://cnportal.prelive.yoomedia.com/
http://213.52.166.78/ ym entry
http://213.52.166.113/ ym entry
http://213.52.166.116/ devel.yoomedia
http://213.52.166.116:3000/
http://213.52.166.116:3004/
http://213.52.166.119/ development tests
http://213.52.166.119:3000/
:443/ chat yoome
http://213.52.166.119:3004/ ym object counters
http://213.52.166.119:3010/ pre demo
http://213.52.166.120:3000/ entry
http://213.52.166.121:3001/ naughts and crosses
http://213.52.166.121:3000/ ym entry
http://213.52.166.123:3000/ hello
http://213.52.166.124:3001/ lots of zipped datelines
http://213.52.166.126:3004/ says test
http://213.52.166.127:3000/ ym entry
http://213.52.166.127:3004/ jaw breaker games
http://213.52.166.128:3004/ games blocka
http://213.52.166.128:3010/ game
http://213.52.166.129:3004/ dateline main
http://213.52.168.177:443/ ym admin log in
http://213.52.168.178/ ym portal
http://213.52.168.179/ ym chat
http://213.52.168.186/ dev dateline open
213.52.166.63
http://213.52.166.128:3000/ ym entry
Words that sum up my life---- So if I was to sum up my life in a few words.. {and so google can find me ;)}
See below

Madness
mark anthony access leisuredistrict jarvis jarve bradford biscuitmonsters clubbing hard house
4clubbers clubbing clubber leisuredistrict leisure district jarve@blueyonder.co.uk
jarve@jarve.net-Closed addy! mark_jarve mark_jarve@hotmail.com
jarve@sharpmail.co.uk bradford maestros kiss
berlins ravenscliffe middleton miggy
www.jarve.me.uk - homepage
Jarve@bushinternet.com funky house parlez parlez-vous vous

And that is that. if you wanna know why I put all them words, ask me in e-mail, jarve.me.uk one ..



RESEARCHER DATA
Name:

Jarve.Me.Uk
Last posted: Aug 22, 2006
Researcher Number:

234016

Referenced Entries:

Jarve world.

Referenced Researchers:

The District Mob (jarve 'n co)
crazy liverpool lass
BILLYnDEBS
*Princess*of*Hearts*
Thedistrictbrat
..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150
AngelicWitch (ACE)
~:*-Venus-*:~
SIR REBEL_WOLF Knight Of Dirty Deeds
~~Insomniac.Vampire~~

Referenced Sites:

JARVE.ME.UK
Ld webring
{{{{HAve a laff....}}}}
Digi-box friendly homepag...

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MESSAGES
Leave a MessageLATEST POST
Jarve's guestbook.Sep 18, 2007
hi jarveJul 19, 2006
Happy Christmas n Sound 2004 New Year!Jan 11, 2004
I'M BACKNov 19, 2003
Want to sit down? Sofa king what? Lay down instead..Nov 5, 2003
Yo MaRkSep 12, 2003
Hiya markSep 9, 2003
ThanksAug 4, 2003
The Firewall Is Down.Aug 3, 2003
Anyone who found this site via the URL e-mail link via My homepage..Aug 3, 2003

Show More Messages
JOURNAL
Ex's n headaches..
Jan 15, 2004

Yeh so that's that, my ex g/f of 2 years comes around, gets the last of her stuff. Goes to town to get last of cash that I can get out of her for everything..

And she starts being a nasty c*w. Yeh, great, what's the point, some wimmin', yah just never realise until you fall out etc how different people are actualy are.


Well, am moving house this w/end, got lot's to do workwise and personal life, won't be on for a bit people so....


Catch you laters, can't reply to anything/much as lots to do and to think about.


See yah all.

Discuss this entry - 18 replies - Latest reply: May 7, 2004

And I thought the nightclub job was getting boring..
Jan 14, 2004

What a strange night. Tuesdays are normaly a quiet studenty sorta night, nothing strange happens, that normaly happens at the weekend. First strange thing, soon as we had closed the doormen carried one of our female barstaff into the Vip room unconcious. She wasn't coherent, couldn't wake her. Then another lass comes up to me and asks if the lass is ok, told her yeh was just really pissed. So this lass sezs, right, I'm pc139 **** station and I want to know who you are..


A bit stunned by the revelation that this drunk but highly attractive female was barking strange orders at me I laughed. So what does she do? She does some restraining move on me, pushes me against the wall and starts snogging me and groping me...

As I was sober and she wasnt combined with the fact that my manager was stood behind her looking at me in total disbelief I released my self from her grip.

She was not impressed, in the end I had to dissapear whilst the doormen tried getting her out of the club..



WTF???

Um...


That just does not happen. Ever.


Then it turns out this unconcious bar lass had no money or id, we didnt have her address, so, muggings here had to take her to one of the other bar lasses houses so she could sleep on the sofa.. As i got her out of the car in her deep 'sleep' she starts screaming and biting me and shouting F*CK OFF at the top of her voice at 3:30am...


I got lovely bite marks on my hands.


What a silly morning, I'm off to bed, that was just too strange.

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: Jan 14, 2004

Potential and Reality
Jan 8, 2004

Potential and Reality


A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."

Discuss this entry - 10 replies - Latest reply: Jan 10, 2004

NOthing to write home about really.
Sep 1, 2003

Please ignore this entry, it's just a test.

Discuss this entry - 1 reply - Latest reply: Sep 1, 2003

SUPER JOURNAL, all the other put into one..
Jul 17, 2003

Journal Entries




Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button.

Ho-hum
2 Weeks Ago

Yeh so what a hot month this is! Roasting away, brown. SAves me money on th etanning tubes at any rate! Well, I'm currently off work, my own choice. GOing toi get back into the nightclub tade, want to start at ass manager and work up from there.


Could do with a good wage. Again. Though I'll only blow it :p

(13 replies, Latest reply: Yesterday)





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Me and the net.
Jun 4, 2003

Well, what do I do one the net?


Well, I admin a site called sharpmail http://www.sharpmail.co.uk, the webmaster who built the site is now a good mate of mine, comes over every other weekend and gets twatted!
The easy life

What else do I do? Well, I go on the clubbing forums, post pics and I generaly be an arse!!!

As per..


What else can I tell you all without picking up a stalker?? lol! well, I go on the under belly sites ie; rotten as I have an interest in all things macabre. Though it doesnt make me a devil worshiper, lucifer is wrong....



Dont ask me what that bit above is all about! LOL!!


What is on my favourites bar on the net..
forums
pics
hacking sites
astalavista securty protal
anon proxies
animationj studio s.cuts
self destructing e-mail site

(5 replies, Latest reply: 5 Weeks Ago)





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New update
Mar 15, 2003

Ok sooo who are you and what the hell are you doing here? lol!

nah, yareet welcome and all that stuff! mi names jarve and um, I'm 27 and er.. I'm not single so I can stop sounding like a ruddy cilla black contestant! So yeh I came across this page again and remembered how long it had been since I made this page with billy.. Yonks it seems!


Ld is gone, Im now on the different clubbing sites that are about, mi e-mail is jarve@blueyonder.co.uk if anyone wants to give me any abuse, though I will hack ur ass back.




I'm bored. help/

(1 reply, Latest reply: Apr 6, 2003)





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mint chocs
Aug 7, 2001

yumy these chos are nice: well since i quit smoking a month ago ive put 3quarters of a stone on! FanTASTIC! should look like arnie s in no time!!

(6 replies, Latest reply: Jul 29, 2002)





Discuss this entry - 11 replies - Latest reply: Aug 8, 2003



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~:*-Venus-*:~
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150
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~~Insomniac.Vampire~~
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~~Insomniac.Vampire~~
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crazy liverpool lass
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jarve
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