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ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 6th November 2002 
If you think this looks bad you should see my face...

Hi welcome to my page. I am a 23 year old from Birmingham UK. To all you Americans, thats a country so don't go asking me which state the UK is in, ok?

I currently work in a supervisery role with some fancy title that actually means nothing lol.

My hobbies are World war two battle ships and submarines, yes I am that sad lol. I also build computers (Geek alert) and like reading different area of science and about religions. I also have a big tropical fish tank, obviouslt full of fish, and another tank with two soft shell turtles in.

Interested in finding out what religion you actaully believe in, or what religion matchs your beliefs then try the BELIEF 'O' MATIC to day, even if your not religious or agnostic.

I have written a few short entries on Islam on this site and I hope people like my small effort in increasing peoples knowledge about this religion. I hope to add more entries on other subjects too at a latter date.

Book I most recomment to read

I recommend that all people read this book: What's right with Islam IS What's Right with America also called "Whats right with Islam" by Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf who is the head Imam of the Mosque a few blocks from where the world trade centre used to stand. The book instead of seeking blame for the differences in the west and the Muslim world looksat the history and common ground between the two and is a stepping stone for peace between these two groups.

Scales weighing up right and wrong

A interesting story I have heard

While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a lady on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. "He's a fine looking boy," the lady said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater." Then, looking at her watch, she called to his son. "What do you say we go, Sameer?" Sameer pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Mummy. Please? Just five more minutes." The lady nodded and Sameer continued to swing to his heart's content. Minutes passed and the mother stood and called again to her son. "Time to go now?" Again Sameer pleaded, "Five more minutes, Mum. Just five more minutes." The lady smiled and said, "O.K." "My, you certainly are a patient mother," the woman responded. The lady smiled and then said, "My older son Haitham was killed in a road accident last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent as much time with Haitham as I could have, and now I 'd give anything for just five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Sameer. He thinks he has five more minutes to swing. The truth is, I get five more minutes to watch him play."

Back 10 centuries ago, just before the crusade is launched, the Pope decides that all the Muslims have to leave Jerusalem peacefully or there would be bloodshed. Naturally there is a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope strikes a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate, all the Muslims can stay. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would have to leave.

The Muslims realise that they have no choice. They look around for a champion who can defend their faith, but no one wants to volunteer. It's too risky. But they do finally pick their representative, an old Mullah who unknowingly agrees without knowing what he is getting himself into. He agrees on the condition that neither side be allowed to talk but communicate by miming as he is deaf. The Pope agrees.

The day of the great debate comes. The Mullah and the Pope sit opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raises his hand and shows three fingers. The Mullah raises his middle finger.

The Pope waves his fingers in a circle around his head. The Mullah points to the ground and stamps his right foot.

The Pope pulls out a wafer and a glass of wine. The Mullah pulls out an apple. The Pope stands up and says, "I give up. This man is too good. The Muslims can stay."

An hour later, the cardials are all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope says, "first I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and stamping his feet, telling me that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple reminding me of the first sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Muslim community have crowded around the old Mullah in total astonishment. "What happened?" they ask. "Well," says the Mullah, "first, he said we Muslims had three days to leave Jerusalem. I told him up yours. Then he said that this whole city would be cleared of Muslims. I told him none of us leaving this land!"

"And then?' asks a woman."

"He took out his lunch and I took out mine," says the Mullah.

Thanks for taking time out to read my apage, I hope you liked your stay

On the spiritual path no one has higher or lower status than anyone else. -Nizam al-Din, “Fawa’id al-Fu’ad”

Ta Ta

Rik



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Rik Bailey - Better than the right thing is one who does it. Keeper of Islamic Studies, Tandoori Roti and Sweet Lassi
Last posted: May 30, 2008
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Virgin media - You can tell its virgin as its inexperienced and not as good as you hoped...
Oct 11, 2007


To all of those who may be thinking of going for virgin broadband in the UK don't.

I signed up to virgin broadband as they had a deal at the time of house phone unlimited calls
free all time and 2MB unlimited broadband for 20 pounds. All I have had since is headache.
First they come to and install it and the guy basically says "Oh its going to need two people"
shoots of and never returns. I then get charged for failing to be in when he called round,
which I did get refunded for.

Second time out they actually fit it all. Picked up phone and someone else was on the line,
turns out they crossed the line with someone else in the local area. Crap. Four days latter
they finally come around to fix that problem in the mean time i had to phone everyone I knew
and tell them not to phone me untill its fixed otherwise I annoy the other guy.

Sit down to use computer and internet is running not at 2MB but at 500kb phone them up,
engineer comes out, faulty modem. So gives me a new one. Fantastic I think.
Got on line and its running at 1.7MB which is fine. Afternoon arrives and it drops down to
below 500kb crap. Phone technical support. Some guy in India fobs me.
Same thing for about the next 20 days. Fine in mornings but once 15:00 pass the connection
drops to below 500kb.

Finally speak to a helpfull indian whom does some ping tests, tracerts and download tests
and agrees there is a problem. Enginerr will fix it in the next few weeks. Three weeks latter
still got problem. Back on the phone, another week worth of useless people, get another
helpfull guy. Goes through all the tests and agress there is a problem. Refunds me one
months worth of phone bills.

Oh and by the way my phone bill for the first month was 460 pounds to calls to people in
south africa and I know noone in south africa, yes you guessed it, they charged me for the
calls that guy made on his phone that they had spliced me in to by accident. Took a month
to get that money back of them.

Anyway on with the internet. He says it will be fixed in a months time as they are upgrading
the hardware at there end. One months pass nothing, Ring them up again, It will be fixed by
end of July, then after that fixed by end of August. its now October and it still runs between
250-500kb in the afternoons making it next to impossible for me to use internet, hence why I
am seldom on line in navy field. Final straw yesterday was when it hit a new all time low of
190kb, phoned them up to cancel it.

Explained the situation to the guy who said that he could not cancel me as was still in
contract time, andif he did I would be fined the remaining months worth of basic bills. I
pointed out to him that it was the lack of fullfilment on there part in the contract that was in
error and thats why I was leaving and basically was told, tuff, you have internet and its
faster than nothing so its your problem, talk to the tech people again and explain situation or
cut you off and you pay fine.

Not happy I told him they will be rexeiving notification of the Ombudsmon in the next few
weeks then and hung up.


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Sep 21, 2007

Bored.

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I miss hoovooloo
Aug 11, 2007

Or what ever his name was.

I just got thiking yesterday about things and for some reason he came to mind with his witty replies to things. Learnt a lot from him.



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Glasgow bomber jokes
Jul 8, 2007

There has been another van attack at glasgow airport. goverment says it must be the month of ramavan...

Baggage handlers at glasgow airport where said to be p****d when the indian they ordered turned up burnt...

A musical clue has been found in the burnt out jeep of the glasgow bombers... demond deckers "My ears are alight..."

Contrary to earleir reports that the Glasgow bombers name was Singe Majeep, police have identified him as Mahed Sonfayer from newcastle...

Bloody typical, England goes smoke free but Muslims can still light up in airports...

McDonalds have announced the introduction of their new 'flamin Mac Muslim' Burger, but
regret its currently only available at the Glasgow drive thru

A muslim fanatic just crashed his car into the flood weakened Ulley reservoir in Sheffield.
Police think its the start of Ram-a-dam.


Quite funny i Think.


Discuss this entry - 1 reply - Latest reply: Jul 8, 2007

Another week off
Jun 8, 2007

Just come back from another week down in london. Wen to HMS Belfast again and visited the London dungeon which was fun. Got another 200 pics of HMS belfast to process on my computer now.

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