The llama is a quadruped
which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has 2 ears, a heart,
a forehead and a beak for eating honey
but it is provided with fins for swimming.
Llamas are larger than frogs.
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one
where people are swimming you shout:
look out, there are llamas!1
- Monty Python's flying circus
This goes to show how intelligent llama's are!
And great drinking companions!
but if you'ld rather stick around, have a or a  on me or, if your teetotall,2 have a  .
If it's really really urgent, I'm probably hanging out at The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"so drop by there and if you feel like it, sign up while your there anyway.
About me
Hi guys! I am Ralph the Wonder Llama, supreme commander of all killer llama's. I am a 6 foot tall, ape-descended life-form, and I know where my towel is. (right here, in fact )Like most people of my age, I am 19. I have also been a member of the campaign to rename thursday "Thing" (see link above)since Sodit, october the 14th 2002 and here is my  to prove it
~ The Thingite Clivorian Ostrichsolarian Calendar ~
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| Sodit | Wimpy | Wibble | Thing | Poets | Doobry | Dontbry |
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42nd Heavy regiment killer llama's This page is also the home of the 42nd heavy regiment of killer llama's, supporting the Thingite cause, so take care that you're not eaten by accident. 3 The llama's are now engaged in a battle at World War Battlefield, so drop by if you want to see them in action4The Terrannic army I am also a Brigadeer in The Terranic ArmyMy little fishy This is my little Babelfish Bluppy. It speaks Dutch, English, French and German. Please feed it, or it will become a late, lamented and tax-deductable BablefishLightsaber
This is my guideML lightsaber. If you want one of your own, click here.
Sword
As already mentioned, I like swords!
Stuck?
Grab some WD40!
Not stuck?
Grab some Duct tape!
Things that don't fall in any of the above categories:
1 Total nonsense, but good fun
2 wich would seem rather boring to me
3 I know, I know, it doesn't look remotely like a llama, but seeing the llama is already on the smiley ideas list, it'll have to do for the time being.
4 the battle has turned rather viscious of late, so don't go if you can't stand violence
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Last posted: May 29, 2007
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