Hello!
This page is about two years old. I've changed quite a bit but I haven't been bothered to update this. I will. Soon. Promise...Me
My full title, I think, is: Saint Schrödinger's Catflap, Guardian angel and Patron Saint of Unusual Foods, 150th United Friend, Weresiamesecat, Thingite Master of Tentacle Waving, Deep-sea Cricket and similar sports.
I am an Essex girl (well, I'm female and come from Essex. I am aware that 'Essex girl' has certain connotations but I don't think many of them apply to me- it's a shame that other people do. Being blonde doesn't help either).So why 'Schrödinger's Catflap'? People ask this a lot; I think they like the name. I've actually heard a lot of theories as to what it means, which amused me greatly- The real reason I chose it was because it sounded cool, late one night when I'd been dringking a bit too much orange fanta. If this explanation is dissapointing, feel free to think that it refers to some deep intellecktual thing about the universe.
I live in Thailand. It is a very nice place, but the heat is rather unpleasant. The best part of the year is "Songkran", a Thai festival where people throw water over each other to keep cool.
My greatest passion is writing. I write almost anything- poems, stories, songs, articles- which is why I have become such an H2G2 addict in the short time I've been here. Oh, and of course because I'm a complete Hitchhiker-obsessed fanatic.My likes and dislikes change very rapidly but some that usually remain the same are:
Likes
- Writing!
- Reading- anything of the fantasy/sci-fi persuasion, or anything that makes me laugh. Or think.
- Mythical creatures. Especially dragons.
- Cats
- Chocolate!
- Music. I like almost everything, from rock to jazz to jpop, and most of the stuff in between. I play piano and guitar.
- Anything by Douglas Adams (This should really go under 'reading' but it deserves a bullet point all of its own in my opinion)
- Ditto anything by Terry Pratchett. The man is a genius.
Dislikes
Er... not many really. This is the best I can do:
- War
- Cruelty to animals
- Thai public toilets
Angels
I am a Guardian Angel, so if you have any questions about 'hootoo' I'll be happy to help. A page on Guardian Angels can be found here. If I'm not around (which I usually am, but just in case...) Here is a list of the other GAs:
The Spaced Out Guide
This is extrmely froody so check it out.
If you want to see more 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' style entries on this site, this is where you can find them. Or write your own and submit them. They don't even have to be factual. My (if I do say so myself) brilliant contribution to it is here: Quantum Mechanics for Beginners.
STUFF
And the rest of the random things I feel like putting in here...
People for Peace
United Friends of H2G2space
I am a werebeastie, a weresiamesecat to be exact. The original werebeasite is werekitty. Ask nicely and she might let you be one too
AND I have just joined the Thingites and have this to show for it:
My titanium spork. Isn't it nice and shiny?
And remember to always use the full range of smileys available- especially the
, as I campaigned along with many others for that smiley.
I now leave you with this:
"Anything for a weird life"
-Zaphod Beeblebrox